Do the hokey pokey and you beg the lord for death

Ash | They/Them | pan | ADHD as FUCK In a world of black and white I'm ash grey

[this-is-me-irl]

[hiddency]

One of my favorite things about Bionicle is that this guy is one of the most hated characters in the series

[thyrell]

that makes sense ive never seen bionicle but i hate him too

[thyrell]

[grimesoblivion]

My class pretended to play dead.

[tyleroakley]

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

[quibbs]

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

[attackonsociallife-deactivated2]

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

[emodesertwitch]

“Stop being dead right now”

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

[soliddreamsblog-deactivated2018]

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

[k-eke]

Sometimes you wonder where your pants went off …

[maplestreett-deactivated2020080]

NASA stands for Not Any Straights Allowed. none

[irlbr4t]

How about we don’t be discriminatory to people based on their sexuality ??

[maplestreett-deactivated2020080]

good idea let’s start with gay people tho

[stream]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[ruskiizek-deactivated20180227]

In Russia a man named Ivan smashed his way through icy water to save a stray dog from drowning, he adopted the dog afterwards and named him Rex.

[callmesnake72-deactivated202407]

Hero

[skeleton-jack]

God, look at him go. Even money this man was part of some Soviet super soldier program back in the day.

[ruskiizek-deactivated20180227]

Ivan is only 21 years old here’s photos of them afterwards

[bigmeansweatydyke]

when ppl say not all men they’re talking ab Ivan

[limoncellolacroix]

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

[afloweroutofstone]

[excaliraptor-deactivated2024012]

get his ass

[distinguishedbaloney]

[twinkothydrake]

tan france gave john mulaney a makeover. you should go watch the full video :)

[transtarks]

[gayrudeboys]

full offense no video other than this one matters

if you think anything is more important than

tan france calling john mulaney fuckable

john mulaney having an identity crisis because he got told he looks old

john mulaney also admitting that all he wanted was to be a 50s stage performer

tan france saying john mulaney has a nice ass

john mulaney blushing at being told he has a nice ass

you’re wrong.

[randomperson2167]

one more thing to add:

Tan France calling John Mulaney fuckable multiple times

[schrodingers-fyke]

“No I assumed you do, which I why I said that. Straight men.”

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[brokentimecapsule]

This gives me life

[viralfrog]

Guy wanted me to make him a queen-size blanket.

[greenjudy]

I try, as a rule, not to reblog garbage fires. But there is something about this garbage fire that made me break that rule. 

Something fibercraft people understand about the value of their time. 

[6lacksoul]

[argumate]

[argumate]

bringing this back for thanksgiving

[biyaself]

Men are......weird

[cindy1513-deactivated20220104]

tf I'll finish his plate too

[biyaself]

^^^^

[unfriendlyxblackhottie]

same energy

[internetplz]

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

What the fuck

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

[beyonceisstraight]

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

[mysteryskulllistener-blog]

[milky-dollie]

Please, signal boost this!

I’m from Peru and we’re in the middle of our worst crisis in years. Riot police are using bullets and teargas to disperse peaceful protesters.