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@cinemaoffical
I am MILF material.
Can confirm
Are you like rome in the sense that all roads lead back to you?
Yes. Ryan Reynolds is all.
Can confirm
i have a joke in my family that i’m secretly inlove and married to ryan reynolds. i guess this means we are married now
Congratulations, you are now married to all of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Can confirm
no practical effects or cgi were used in the making of the mcu movies. All the powers and effects were done by myself.
can confirm
MY CHILDREN!! AND GRANDCHILDREN!!
TONIGHT!!
WE STEALL!!!
THE MOON!!
We need to stop living in the past — The moon was blown up during the duration of World War 2.
You need to stop living in the past — the moon was reconstructed in the Cold War by the American Empire
"The Moon"? Haha, no, that's not what it's called. And I refuse to refer to that wretched thing as "America's Blessing".
Cinema offical
Fun fact!
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THE FOG IS HERE
Cinema offical slams the door to their shack open and begins waving a lantern as the world gets darker.
Cinema offical: CHILDREN, CHILDREN QUICKLY, LEAVE THE BALL
oh yeah well my dad owns tumblr and he'll terminate your account
Cinema offical cocks a shotgun and kicks down a door
Cinema offical: Id like to see them tr-
Cinema offical gets shot
Do you use queued posts?
Do you use queued posts?
Yes
No
Cinema offical rushes and standa over Linguini as to intimidate him.
Cinema offical: I do not queue posts. I write what I want, when I want, and if it does pourly I GIVE UP
"Sound of da police" by KRS-one fades in as the camera cuts to a police car tearing it up in an epic montage. The montage ends with the car parking and Cinema offical, dressed in cop getup, steps out.
Cinema offical: I heard some word about you back at the precint, any of it real?
They eat a candy cigarette
@cinemaoffical
... Depends what you heard?
Cinema offical whips out a boz set of "communtiy"
Cinema offical: you wanna watch community with me?
Cinema offical walks up, wearing glasses and a shique coat. They hand superhero offical a acript labelled "Superhero: the movie"
Cinema offical: I got a good deal for you
Err…
…
You, want me in a movie. Me.
Cinema offical sips coffee
Cinema offical: well yeah, you and the whole good side. Well probably have someone else be a bad guy
Cinema offical walks up, wearing glasses and a shique coat. They hand superhero offical a acript labelled "Superhero: the movie"
Cinema offical: I got a good deal for you
Err…
…
You, want me in a movie. Me.
Cinema offical sips coffee
Cinema offical: well yeah, you and the whole good side. Well probably have someone else be a bad guy
Hello opposite sides fam. The fandom, the fans, those of you who completely forgot we existed after the preview. We have big news for all of you.
Opposite sides (sponsored by DustCorp) are hosting our first ever competition. Do you want to have your very own ORIGINAL CHARACTER in Opposite sides? Of course you do, you gut busting little scamp.
"Oh dear Shabingo" I hear you scream upon yonder crest "How do I join this competition". Well, my dear friend, simply see the rules, expectations, and guidelines below the cut!
Good luck friends, and may the OCs flow like wine.
I wasn’t gonna tell another gay joke, butt fuck it
Cinema offical begins to narrate as the camera pulls away from the gay for one last time.
Cinema offical: having finally proven that they "couldn't all be bangers" Homosexuality offical fell into a fever and died the next day, leaving a power vacuum strong enough to destroy tumblr fully.
I wasn’t gonna tell another gay joke, butt fuck it
Cinema offical begins to narrate as the camera pulls away from the gay for one last time.
Cinema offical: having finally proven that they "couldn't all be bangers" Homosexuality offical fell into a fever and died the next day, leaving a power vacuum strong enough to destroy tumblr fully.
Join the garlic bread cult.
Cinema offical taps their pen against the table 2 tines, and puts their hands in a triangle over theur mouth.
Cinema offical: do you have any, benefits?
Free garlic bread and the opportunity to meet cool people in the cult
Cinema offical extends their hand for a handshake.
Cinema offical: sounds like I'll be joining up then
The cult leader accepts the handshake
Welcome to the garlic bread cult!
Cinema offical walks out of the room, turns the corner, and immediately puts their watch to their mouth
Cinema offical: Q, im in
Well that wasn't suspicious at all...
Cinema offical looks up at them and smiles.
Cinema offical: thanks, I try not to be
Join the garlic bread cult.
Cinema offical taps their pen against the table 2 tines, and puts their hands in a triangle over theur mouth.
Cinema offical: do you have any, benefits?
Free garlic bread and the opportunity to meet cool people in the cult
Cinema offical extends their hand for a handshake.
Cinema offical: sounds like I'll be joining up then
The cult leader accepts the handshake
Welcome to the garlic bread cult!
Cinema offical walks out of the room, turns the corner, and immediately puts their watch to their mouth
Cinema offical: Q, im in
Join the garlic bread cult.
Cinema offical taps their pen against the table 2 tines, and puts their hands in a triangle over theur mouth.
Cinema offical: do you have any, benefits?
Free garlic bread and the opportunity to meet cool people in the cult
Cinema offical extends their hand for a handshake.
Cinema offical: sounds like I'll be joining up then