Some Very NSFW Workplace Sentence Starters
“I have a meeting in 45 minutes, we have to do this quick.”
“Close the blinds and lock the door, I don’t want anyone walking in on us.”
“My desk is big enough that you can fit under there and give me head without being seen.”
“You’re really distracting, you know. You make me want to push all this paperwork to the side and bend you over my desk every time you walk in here.”
“Not so loud or they’ll hear us and we’ll both get fired.”
“How about a quickie before we go to the meeting?”
“Lift up your skirt and bend over the desk. We’ve only got 20 minutes before the potential new hire comes in for their interview.”
“Quiet. Get on your knees and suck.”
“Don’t make a sound. They’re right outside the door.”
“Every time I see you walk by, you make me want to rip your skirt off and fuck you.”
“Let’s just call it what it is, we’re office fuck buddies. Nothing more, nothing less.”
“You can’t say anything about this to anyone. I don’t need to be part of all this office gossip that goes around.”
“These daily quickies we have are what get me through the day. I look forward to coming to work because of them.”
“Meet me in my office in 20 minutes. Make sure you’re not wearing any panties.”
“Do you know what the thrill of office sex is? The possibility of getting caught.”
“Move your computer so you can fuck me on your desk. I’m not trying to have keyboard impressions all over my ass.”
“So, lunch break. Want to join me in the bathroom and have some fun?”
“I try so hard to concentrate on my work, but then my mind wanders to what you have on under your clothes and how much I want to fuck you across my desk.”
“I was working on the portfolio for the ______’s case, then I got… distracted when I saw you walk by.”
“Having a hard on at work is fucking painful. Come help me out here.”
“Cut that out unless you’re trying to get me to bend you over this desk.”
“I’m the boss, I can do whatever the fuck I want. And what I want is to fuck you senseless right here, right now.”
“You getting that raise is contingent upon how well you do sucking my cock.”
“You have lipstick on your collar, we all know what you were up to.”
“There’s a hotel right around the corner from the office. How about you take an extended lunch and we go have some fun?”
“Looks like I left lipstick on your collar. Want me to leave some more?”
“So tonight, after everyone leaves for the evening, wanna have some fun in your office?”
“I hope you’re not busy, especially since I came all this way just to see you.”
“So, boss man, tell me, how much do you really want to bend me over this desk and fuck me?”
“I only come to work everyday in a good mood because of our daily office quickies.”
“The worst thing about the weekend. I don’t get to feel you inside/around me until Monday comes again.”
