CRYPTID

HELLSITE ART AND WRITING (THEY/HE)

[evilwizard]

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

[cornfieldcryptiid]

why do evil people keep taking all the cool last names

[cornfieldcryptiid]

when i die i hope someone mades an album cover of my corpse

[cornfieldcryptiid]

but what if i want them there :(

[cornfieldcryptiid]

(on the bus) yes waiter my usual. yes yes extra long style. you know me so well baby

[ir8e-deactivated20250524]

you love me? thats weird . dont say that. dont say that again . alright now watch me crack every joint in my body

[cornfieldcryptiid]

gender is a performance and i'm the understudy

[cornfieldcryptiid]

(talking to a baby) so uh. you seen these guys live before?

[cornfieldcryptiid]

did you guys know that whenever a friend expresses an opinion you can reply "yeah you would" to explode them instantly

[cornfieldcryptiid]

oh boy my semi obscure hyperfixation show is being talked about! oh! it's because amazon dubbed it with ai and it's the worst fucking thing ive ever heard!

[cornfieldcryptiid]

one day someone will ask about the stickers on my water bottle and i will kiss that person on the mouth

[cornfieldcryptiid]

been thinking a lot about how when i was eleven my teacher gave me a fully working chainsaw. like why did he do that

[cornfieldcryptiid]

art + some sketches of the protagonists of my non ai november writing challenge! these losers are about to get in all the situations

[confield]

You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

[breadcunt]

Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn't define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables

[confield]

We're like shooting stars you and I

[iseetheisland]

had a bee in my mouth today, ama

[cornfieldcryptiid]

why was a bee in your mouth

[cornfieldcryptiid]

shoutout to the guy who had my phone number before me, eddy you're in like so much serious federal trouble and have been for years my man

[hahajax]

is this (and the replies) a reference to something that im not getting or is it something else

[cornfieldcryptiid]

no eddy is out there somewhere and his amorphous crimes haunt me to this day

[cornfieldcryptiid]

"i'll keep an eye on it," i say, both eyes still planted firmly in my skull