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plato's cave, but instead of shadows it's muppets and instead of the cave it's the muppet theatre and instead of the implied horror of an unexamined life it's a family-oriented variety show with whimsical physical comedy

gaspipegeoff

this just sounds like the muppets

narcissistcookbook

🙄 guy who has only seen the muppets: really getting a lot of muppet vibes from this

innerchildabortionclinic

if YOU ever feel ashamed asking for money, remember the democratic party still has the nerve to right now and feel better about yourself as a person

lakevida

a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time

romanceyourdemons

most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside

buggbraiinz

kill them with kindness? WRONG! medical malpractice 💉🩸💉🩸💉🩸🩻🫀🩸🫀🩸💉🫀🩸🩻🫀💉🫀💉🫀🩻🩸🩻🫀💉🫀🩸🫀💉🫀🩻💉💉💉💉🩻💉🩻🩸🫀💉🩸🩻💉🩻🩸🫀🩻💉💉💉💉🫀🩻💉🩻🩸🫀🩻💉🫀🩻🫀💉🫀💉🫀🩻🩻🩻🩸🫀💉💉🩻🫀🩸🫀🩻🩻🩻🩻🩸🩻🩻💉🫀🫀🫀

anglaised

my pussy ferocious theykeep it at the zoo

kuromi-hoemie

my pussy atrocious it sounds like kazoo

niggatycricket

my pussy vicious so they have to keep it muzzled

endykelopaedia

my pussy complex it'll leave you puzzled

maykitz

in bangkok my mom met a newlywed couple who were on their honeymoon with a third person, their gay best friend that they both like so much they took him along

sparrowsfallingfromthesky

Oh yeah, a few days after I first saw this post I got this recommended post on Facebook lmao

wheresanegg-blog

i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it

beaft

hey what the fuck

therobotmonster

We really should teach Action Park in schools as an example of why regulation is important. The subject matter is innately interesting (and gory) in a way economics/civics normally isn’t, and the unwillingness of business and the general inability of the public to protect people’s safety is on display.

Because while there’s no shortage of stories of workers dying in factory fires while locked in, Action Park shows a different side of things because its victims were paying customers.

It’s proof that “that doesn’t look safe” and “this place has a bad reputation” isn’t going to protect everyone.

dragon-in-a-fez

people are like "if you put crabs in a bucket they can't escape because they keep pulling each other back in, this is called crab bucket mentality and describes why people don't help each other" and never acknowledge that crabs do not naturally occur in buckets, a human with more power had to put them there

westiec

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

lezbianz

me when i have to go to my job that i willingly applied for and honestly isn’t even difficult and is on the whole pretty enjoyable

kvothes

so true

lesbianredpanda

Official Wednesday post

redstonedust

love those hypotheticals that start with 'you get 1 million dollars but you have to-' brother unless that sentence ends with a literal crime against humanity im doing it. are you kidding me. a 9-5 job is already humiliating you have no clue what id stoop to for a william dollars.

fairycosmos

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

valtsv

big fan of urban fantasy and similar genres because theres nothing funnier to me than a setting where youve got people fighting with enchanted blades and bows and hopping around doing magic tricks but you can also just hit a demon with your car if you feel like it

writing-is-a-martial-art

There's this very specific urban fantasy trope which is "processing the newfound horrors and wonders of the universe in a 24/7 diner" that gets me every time