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[countgooberz]

OH NY FUCKING GOD I SAW THE IDV NEWS OH NY GOD OH NY GOD

I AM SO EXCITED OH NY GOD I WILL SAVE UP FOR HIN HE IS COMING HOME⁉️💥⁉️💥⁉️💥⁉️

AND

AND—

HES SO POOKIE OH NY GOD🎀💥💖💥💖💥

I CANT WAIT OH MYNGKD

[thewiglesswonder]

[squashfolded]

[0rki3]

[oonajaeadira]

.

[fiddlepickdouglas]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[clearskjes]

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

good work everyone

[autistic-michael-queerler]

[foolish-pyrite]

I always liked the idea of him being able to shift his rocks around to change his body shape, so for your consideration: Fools Gold but he's Norton sized and trying to act like he's still a survivor.

[eclairris-deactivated20260104]

I know this is supposed to reference how miners used to use canaries to find their way back through shafts, but the wording itself is fueling my delusions and I thought I’d share. Free is in quotations, as if to mimic sarcasm. Obviously, I took this with more effort than it’s worth, but it’s honestly such a good metaphor for da capo’s little hunting game with a specific lamb in question. Not only have we seen Alice having huge ties to birds (nightingales, etc.), but it’s a fun little gimmick to think about since for some oddball reason I find it as an allegory.

‘She literally thinks she’s free, but who’s stopping it? Ding ding ding, everyone’s favorite guy, Norton Campbell idv.

Idk, I’m just delusional as ever today and find it really good source material for allegories and absolute nonsense.

[mintytealfox]

I was reminded of this on Twitter How the Golden Cave eyeball is EVERYWHERE with Fool's Gold stuff

THEN I remembered when Norton suddenly had green eyes instead of his brown for a second there and I was like "uh were they going to go the route of him being possessed after/during the mining 'accident' but back tracked??

also side note THERE USED THE BE GHOULS THAT WOULD THROW GOLD AT YOU?????????????????????????? ON THE GOLDEN CAVE MAP??????

and interesting that they say 'false rumors' here:

I wanna DIG into all this and start yappin 👀

[countgooberz]

ITS PRIDE MONTH‼‼ YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS‼💥‼💥

TW‼ -> Eyestrain, Vibrante colours, Non-sexual nudity((❓)

[syrospit]

My opp told me to return to flour I’m cooked

(i need part 2 of the update out now)

[rhodes-1]

did they purposefully crop silent salt cookie out of the gacha animation or am I tripping

Like the one frame they're in you can't see their design as well as the rest of the beasts

look at this am I tripping

that just means they're purposefully making silent salt a secret huh...

that won't stop me devsisters.

btw this is from mystic flour cookies gacha animation .

[muinii]

Cookie run spoilers maybe ???

I've only being playing for 5 days maybe but I thought cookie run: kingdom was supposed to be a cute and silly game 😭.

The opening I was like "oh! Bad guy kills hero okay" But why is this so sad for what's going on???? White Lily Cookie is Dark Enchantress BUT NOT ONLY THAT, she used dark moon magic to get there AND was fucking burning cookies ???? Dark flour my ass, that's their ashes floating around. Also, Also,, the fact that she was considering using part of the headmaster's soul to try and figure out what cookies were made of? Absolutely astonished, I tell you.

Not to mention the new Mystic Flour Cookie. Why is she spreading a disease that breaks the other cookies back down to flour ??? Like, ma'am... chill ??? Did the other Cookies tell you that they qanted to die permanently? If not please go back to sleep because why are you putting my son Dark Cacao through this 😭 And the screaming oh my god.

[beepborpdoodledorp]

crying screaming sobbing shitting my pants throwing up

[aquarius-cookie-jar]

I beg people to not call Dark Cacao's leaked outfit silly, it's literally what EMPERORS in east asian regions wear (for this instance, Korea).

Seriously, Dark Cacao "fans" piss me off.

[brittle-doughie]

Y’know… another Tumblr post has made me realize this-

Knowing what we know now, are we not alarmed that whenever Dark Cacao gets mad mad… he suddenly gets snake pupils?

She was a part of him the whole time from his Soul Jam…she’s seen everything he holds dear..

[countgooberz]

DO NOT TALK TO ME AT ALL IM CRYING BROTHER VRO I CANNOT IM GONNA CRY WHY WHY DEVSIS I SWEAR TO GOD IF THINGS DONT BECOME BETTER I WILL COME KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR/hj

BUT I CANT I SWEAR IM CRYING IM GONNA BAWL MY EYES OUT WHY ARE YOU PLAYING EITH US DEVSIS WHY WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO MY POOKIE

TO DARK CAVAO BRO

Turns to flour

[sleepykinoo]

How I imagine the update will most likely go

[brittle-doughie]

Y’know… another Tumblr post has made me realize this-

Knowing what we know now, are we not alarmed that whenever Dark Cacao gets mad mad… he suddenly gets snake pupils?

She was a part of him the whole time from his Soul Jam…she’s seen everything he holds dear..

[chrissongzzz]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Boys will be boys

[were-ralph]

I’ve never been so invested in anything in my life

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

[cookierunkingdomoffical]

Treehouse

You want to have a house with a tree?

[ya3l0kr3]

Very much

[cookierunkingdomoffical]

Ok. Hope you have fun with that.

[ya3l0kr3]

Broom

[cookierunkingdomoffical]

Broom?

[ya3l0kr3]

Coffee machine

[cookierunkingdomoffical]

Are you using me to make a list of what you need for the house?

[ya3l0kr3]

Is this not a notes app?

Duster

[cookierunkingdomoffical]

This is tumblr.

You’re on the cookie run kingdom official tumblr.

[ya3l0kr3]

Oh got it

(I’m joking btw)

[cookierunkingdomoffical]

Ok then.

(I’m aware.)

[ya3l0kr3]

Bed frame

[cookierunkingdomoffical]

Still tumblr.

[ya3l0kr3]

My bad

Dish soap

[cookierunkingdomoffical]

Tumblr

This is what the notes app looks like

[ya3l0kr3]

Ngl they look the same

[cookierunkingdomoffical]

….can you see color?

And shapes?

[ya3l0kr3]

Dishwasher

[cookierunkingdomoffical]

Again tumblr. Tumblr is the app that has the t on it. The notes app looks like a note book; and might be on the first page.

[ya3l0kr3]

Hm.

[cookierunkingdomoffical]

Perhaps you should use a notebook?

[ya3l0kr3]

TV

[cookierunkingdomoffical]

This is the CRK tumblr account.

[ya3l0kr3]

🕺🏼

[cookierunkingdomoffical]

That is an emoji. You have gone to the emoji keyboard.

[ya3l0kr3]

Oh

[cookierunkingdomoffical]

Do you have paper and a pencil nearby?

[ya3l0kr3]

I have cat

[cookierunkingdomoffical]

No

[emigoesnuts-deactivated20241116]

WHAT IS THIS ENTIRE POST?

[cookierunkingdomoffical]

Probably your mom