used to be uwuteen

im julia. ben j pierce follows me and i'd throw up on a human baby before a five dollar bill

[cowptain]

hi!! i quit using this account for personal reasons. i made a new one that i might message you the url of if youre a mutual i ever chatted with and stuff (like this post to let me know you want it) but i might be a little selective. if not then i had a good time and i wish you the best

[bidoof]

i’m gonna watch this stupid fucking conspiracy theory documentary until i fall asleep

[higgzorz-deactivated20151121]

how you gonna fall asleep when youre getting woken up

[shirleytemplestolemylife]

What Seasonal Gay™ are you?

Crisp Autumn Gay™ Cozy Winter Gay™ Pastel Spring Gay™ Steamy Summer Gay™

[naegit-deactivated20160725]

dont 👏 use 👏 farmersonly.com 👏 if 👏 you’re 👏 city 👏 folk

city folk just dont get it 👀 👀 👀

[boxdyed]

@cowptain 

[cowptain]

I WAS BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA

[boxdyed]

Well this is a drastic change of events

[cowptain]

in general im really happy with the mcu news lately i just wish like.... doctor strange wasnt.... happening.....

[micdotcom]

when you break a world record, but a man comes in second (x)

[humanpersonface]

And it’s worth note that Ledecky didn’t just win the 800 freestyle- she obliterated it:

Thats her. And those specks in the distance are her competitors. The second place swimmer was 11 SECONDS behind her. 11 seconds is FOREVER in something like this. Most second place swimmers in most races finish fractions of a second behind the first place swimmer.

Her finishing with none of her competitors in sight. And that yellow line is the previous world record’s pace. Ledecky is more than a full body length ahead.

Which, btw, she did in the 400m freestyle earlier in the games. Seen here:

(The previous world record in this race was held by her, to begin with, btw. As well as the 3 world record times preceding that one.)

So to sum it up: Yeah, Phelps is one of the most decorated Olympic swimmers ever etc etc but him getting silver means jack in the face of the actual-human-avatar-of-Poseidon that is Katie Ledecky. 

[i-napster]

Will smith gets tricked by his son..

[lattelesbian-deactivated2016091]

you can go into the tags of almost every sexuality with safe search on and look through the posts including, but not limited to: “bisexual, pansexual, asexual, and gay + homosexual” yet the minute you go into the “lesbian” tag you can’t look at a single post unless you turn safe search off. @staff lesbians are not inherently sexual. lesbians are not nsfw. lesbians are human beings and do not deserve to be hypersexualized.

[peregrint]

what/who do you associate with me?

I’m curious. What are the, say, top 5 things you associate with me?

Can be a tumblr user, a book, movie, character, actor etc

[souffle-etc-deactivated20170610]

[cowptain]

Avocado rolls. +5 health -1 hunger. Pen, use to change style. Lorde CD, +3 strength +5 skill +100 quality of life

you flatterer, you

[cowptain]

my least favorite thing in the world are those posts made by straight girls that say "every inch of you is perfect from the [insert one half of their white cis otp] to the [insert other, perceived more masculinely half of their white cis otp]" because it combines the two things i hate most: the fetishization of mlm by straight girls who treat them as toys and enforce their own heteronormative agendas unto them and meghan trainor

[cryohedron]

I wonder what kind of loot I’ll drop when I die

[pangodillo]

new ask meme, tell me what kind of loot I’ll drop when I die

[somethingunlikeanythingelse]

Me: Maybe I’ll give Buzzfeed another chance, they cant me that bad right?

Buzzfeed:

Me: 

[zapwires-archive-blog]

I just stole rachels girl in a matter of 10 minutes

[cowptain]

[cowptain]

when you stopped talking abt wanting to die in front of your friends because you didnt want them to worry that you wanted to die but you still want to die and someone asks if you still want to die