A Blog With An Original Title

Disclaimer: Not a real potato.

[legionofpotatoes]

I caved. I have no time for personal projects whatsoever, but I just had to knock a vector doodle out for the heartbreakingly incredible Spider-Man on the PS4.

[legionofpotatoes]

Made some prints for Twitter folks, linking here too: [x]

[snugglebull]

Visit Original Link

[akron-squirrel]

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[sastheforestspirit]

[witchdoodle]

One day, they may write about me as a traitor, a madwoman, a fool. And they may be right.

[luvbey]

I get road rage walking behind people.

[thyrell]

a necromancer is just a really late healer

[thyrell]

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

[agoatinthecircus]

i like idea of a necromancer that can bring back the dead but doesnt know how to cure the living so has to wait for someone to die before bringing them back

[thyrell]

“hey doc do you have any splints I think I fractured my ankle”

*cocks gun* no but I’ll do you one better

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[catchymemes]

[nirnnet]

Death to the Empire!

[oldmanyellsatcloud]

AS FEARLESS IN DEATH

AS HE WAS IN LIFE

[ahjiee-rana-deactivated20250402]

[Character has little to no concrete backstory]

Fanfic writers:

[k-eke]

Buff cat.

On it’s way to get pet.

[hirnvomhimmel]

Der berüchtigte Muskelkater

[crimewave420]

what kind of blogs do you follow

I follow a wide range of blogs to make sure my own blog content is as inconsistent and annoying as possible

[bgm05]

love this egg carton in Detroit: Become Human

[skulldrops]

Mom said it’s my turn to play the eggs box

[ottercola]

when dogs shake water from their fur thats an aoe attack

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

a delicate scale

[crestfallenpotato]

Get to Know My Sad Potato Self!

@legionofpotatoes thinks y’all should, so

Rules are: Answer the questions and tag 10 people you want to know better

Name: Maia

Gender: The girl

Star sign: The Iron Bull

Height: 165 / 5′5′‘

Age: 24

Wallpaper on phone: This fucking garbage egg 🙃

Hogwarts House: Pottermore gave me Slytherin, which I didn’t particularly agree with. Then I tried to cheat to get Hufflepuff and realized that maybe I am Sinister Snek hhhhmm 🤔

First ever crush on a teacher: My homeroom teacher that taught us maths was a major douche nozzle. Near the end of the lesson, she would give us difficult problems to solve and stretch out time so she wouldn’t have to explain how it was done (because she didn’t know), and then tell us “Alright, kids, finish that at home and I’ll check tomorrow how you did.” Anyway, I’ve never crushed on a teacher.

Coolest Halloween Costume: I don’t dress up for Satan.

Favourite 90’s Kid’s Show: I think Dexter’s Laboratory is a 90s show?? 🤔

Last Kiss: I kissed!! my puppy! on the snoot!!!

Have you ever been stood up: Only by family and friends 😎👉👉

Favourite pair of shoes: The dirt on my soles and the suntan on the bridge of my fEET FUCK THOSE FOOT PRISONS YOU CALL SHO- i mean i kinda like converses i guess

Have you ever been to Vegas: No thanks

Favourite fruit: A bathtub full of cherries-

Stupidest thing you’ve ever done: It involved a bed with springs, the phrase “look, ma! no hands!”, and blood gushing from my nose 2 seconds later.

All time favourite shows: Breaking Bad, GoT, Shit My Cat Does on a Daily Basis,

Last movie you saw in theatres: Avengers: Infinity War. Still livid.

Here’s the hit list: @mintley8, @tony-ten, @babbelcause, my-god-i’ve-let this-blog-go, i-don’t-have-anyone-to-tag-please-help, aaaaaaand we-all-know-i-won’t-change-that.