Joion Team Magma

Hoenn Born Fucko from the Swamp Lands. 23 and doiong dumbass college in UNova (lame). My man Croagunk knows whats up. Team Magma wants to expand thhe land wich mean s MORE FOOD, MAn, get with the program! OOC : Sentient Pokémon DNI

[croagunkguy]

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I'm not fixing my spelling errrs oon this blog as long as they're legible enough. This broken ass keyboard can finally have it's way! Ayo I am Croagunk GUy but actually my name is Keppy, an' I'm a 23 year old uh Uni Student doing like a degree in reading and shit, but really I am just here so my parents stop whining about me not hvaing a degree. Man I am here to smork POkeweed and hang with my epic man croagunk. Type soomething cool, croagunk mnb he typed that. I made this blogo to look at croak gunk memes and supprt my epic hommie Shaxinunova and like her ballin' post. She makes like cool movies and shit.

Also u can ask me for like, pokemon advice, I am super knowledgeable, got all those life hacks and tips and shit.

OOC : Hey, I'm Ket, 22, this is a fun like, in character rp sort of blog. You can DM me whatever, ask whatever, I like to rp and stuff. Have a nice day.

[kuzcosources]

What would my muse get canceled for on Twitter?

[silphcoofficial]

Just learned that people still think stealing Pokémon is a crime. Cringe. If I need your Pokémon and you won't give it to me what am I supposed to do? You guys are literally all so evil to Silph and """"""""evil""""""" teams because of this and it's literally soooooo cringe

[wyn-or-lose]

[toxx-apex-727]

[croagunkguy]

[hoennsgeologyboy-deactivated202]

Asks Open!

OOC post

Owen is back online but I'm not sure what to post about, so I'll just say the askbox is open for whatever chaos you guys would like to send him. Naturally, this goes for @fish-king-archie, @team-magma-leader-maxie and the ever underutilized @croagunkguy, lol. Thanks everyone! Have fun!

[croagunkguy]

Pokéblogs returning soon!

- OOC Post -

Sorry about the hiatus, my life really got away from me. I'm doing finals stuff soon, then I'm graduating college, so posts for the accounts reblogging this will start up again proper in like May or June.

Thank you for your patience.

[fish-king-archie-deactivated202]

closer like... kissing distance...

Aye, that be a possibility...

[croagunkguy]

What the fuck. This fucking Pirates Gay

[fairymime]

Hey im bored. Rb this if you want an ask.

[ranger-katie]

If you're another Pokeblog, could you reblog this? I wanna spread out a bit more and follow some new folks!

[croagunkguy]

AYo i do be blogging and having an uh Pokemon type something for the homies Croagunk.

rbvhyc45tynfyugbuyuhjkbcv

And thats on Arceus.

[fairymime]

Hey im bored. Rb this if you want an ask.

[croagunkguy]

12 for the ask game?

Bruh my ass fordot there was even an ask game hol on and lemme look.

12. Do you have any siblings?

mAn i susre fucken did bro. I had 2 ass hole brothers back in Hoenn but like I kinna ditched that whole situation to come live in UNova. MAn when you are born you just roll the dice and my dice were like, fucked up. it happens, bro.

Ya;ll rememebr you cAN actually choose yer family, you odn't gotta sstick with the one u start out with if they suck. My read fam is Aura, Allie and this fucken epic Croagnku hell yea.

[calice-malice]

heyyyyyyy um. reblog this with some text so i can find u and ill assign u a type/dual type in an ask maybe....... ive done this w a few people but i wanna do it more!!!

i might add another question in the ask too ^^ hehehe

[croagunkguy]

Yuuuuh uhhh like here is some text man, that ssounds like a pretty fun lil game. I would Assign you like, fun type and uhhh friend type I think. Ur pretty cool, man.

[team-magma-propaganda]

teamed magma :)

reblog if you agree

[enormous-fuck-you-dragon]

@realpokemon

Wow, magma must be scraping the bottom of the barrel if they’re advertising on tumblr.

[croagunkguy]

Bestie tumblr is lucrative af, they got a store on here and everyghing. It's like a gas statino with no gas or food.

[croagunkguy]

3. Favorite color?

Bruh wtf. Thaats a hard one, man. Like

I gotta be reppin' my boy Gunkmaster withthat Blue and ORagne coloor pallete, my guy (or girl or neither <3)

BUTT

OOf my personal preference

I must say that Green is like, the most appealing color in like rthe... The color alphabet. However you organize colroes.

[ask-games]

25 Random Asks

1. Eye color? 2. Hair color? 3. Favorite color? 4. Your current relationship status 5. Your relationship with your parents 6. Favorite holiday? 7. Do you ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? 8. Do you live with your Mom and Dad? 9. Who did you last say “I love you” to? 10. Are you scared of spiders? 11. Do you like the snow? 12. Do you have any siblings? 13. Have you ever gone on a rollercoaster? 14. Favorite musical instrument? 15. Favorite dessert? 16. Do you swear a lot? 17. Last thing you ate? 18. Top 3 ice cream flavors? 19. Your favorite warm drink & favorite cold drink? 20. What do you want to dress up as for halloween? 21. A song that’s been stuck in your head: 22. When was the last time someone complimented you & what was it? 23. Did you wake up cranky? 24. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets? 25. Are you a morning bird or a night owl?

[croagunkguy]

UHHHH ask me stuff ig man

Tryna have a goood lil time on here

make me som friends or smth

[sablingart]

Tropical Tangrowth pattern

[croagunkguy]

bruh I think i have thaat shirt

[sneasedtomeetyou]

You know what new reblog game. Reblog this with your height and your tallest Pokemon's height I wanna see something. For example, I'm 5'0 and my tallest Pokemon is Basil at 4'11.

[eartheats]

i'm also 5'0!! and my tallest is lulu at 8'4!!

[pokemon-researcher-alexander]

I’m 6’11, and Briar’s a bit more compact than average, so she’s only 6’5.

[flowerliker]

i am 5'3" (that's 160cm!!) and my sunflora is 2'7" (79cm!!), about average size!!

[professor-amaryllis]

I'm 5'5 and Beetroot (meganium) is 6'3! She's a little above average, though to be honest most meganium dwarf me :)

[espurrditto]

I’m 5’4 and my tallest Pokemon is my Delcatty Luna, who’s 3’2 (a pretty small Delcatty, they’re normally around 3’7). Also technically Wiggles is “taller” (being 5’11) but she’s measured length wise so I say she doesn’t count.

[ranger-crow-deactivated20251115]

I’m 6’2” and Pandora is my tallest ‘mon at 8’7”- not counting his antenna!

Pandora is my big baby boy, an absolute unit even by scolipede standards <3

[croagunkguy]

I am six feet aaaaand change or smthh idk when I last measured. The Gunk Master Supreme is short af fr, like 2ft or smth, myabe a llil mre maybe a lil less. I love him tho, he is like, perfect ssize for me carying his ass around. Love that fuciing Booy.

[realpokemon]

Some random girl just sent her murkrow to take the salt from my table at an outdoor restaurant. I challenged them to a poke-battle and we got banned mid fight for causing a disturbance. She is refusing to accept that I was winning. Is she my rival now?

yes

i'm no expert but if i had to guess i think that her murkrow is trying to set you two up of its own volition

[croagunkguy]

This is the kind of Homo Shit I wish would happen to me man. Where tf my tall buff rivall with some homo aass pokemon at.