Crow_Underscore

https://crow-underscore.carrd.co/

[brickylittle]

oh my god I just realized this is the year people will stop being born and stop aging and stop dying

[be-fae-do-crime]

[ID: Text on a black background that is colored according to different speakers. Red text asks, “how long has it been like this?”

Green text answers, “On April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging.”

Yellow texts says, “ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese.” /End ID]

[transformativeworks]

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

[pukicho]

*feigns ignorance for a wee laugh*

[prguitarman]

!

[prguitarman]

Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.

I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈‍⬛✨

[destiel-news-network]

(Source)

This comes one day after the archive changed their status to “Omega” for April Fools’ Day.

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

Claim your badge

[elikaruna]

what if i

[crow-underscore]

you're a genius thank you, transparent background for the soul.

[street-of-mercy]

[crow-underscore]

video of thing below the break.

[truestoriesaboutme]

I can't quite explain it, but Clue (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), Galaxy Quest (1999), and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) are all the same genre

[short-and-angry]

They aren't a spoof (roast) or a love letter (tribute), but a best man's speech; an expression of love with a gentle ribbing on ocassion.

[rosemoonweaver]

GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

[rosemoonweaver]

Other things you can do:

Linked footnotes

Customized page dividers

Sticky notes

Lined paper

Paper that looks stacked on top of each other

Old looking paper

Newspaper articles

Tumblr posts

iOS text messages

Emails

Fake ao3 authors notes and kudos button

Freaking discord chats

Its fucking amazing. Ao3 is fucking amazing. Can I legally marry a website?

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[transformativeworks]

[i-am-a-fish]

I just had a sip of baja blast and it just double-kindled my already brightly burning love for life

[hollow-toy]

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

[javascript-official]

Tw (pranking):

Keep reading

[mochipuchi]

my amazing collection

[fawnvy]

snoopuru

[pukicho]

I love old men :(

The Great Sage has something he wants to ask you

[crow-underscore]

I've got something to ask the great sage

[pukicho]

here I drew this

[lordfordida]

incredible!!!!!!!!!! id love to see more

[pukicho]

okay

[flat-as-a-board]

pleeeeease make this a merch design

[pukicho]

OKAY!!!! NOW BEGINS THE FINAL SALE! This will be the last time I sell these shirts! EVER. After May 16th they will cease to be. It’s been a fucking MARATHON of a run, let me tell you! 10,000 units sold. A cease and desist from Pokémon Company too! What a journey. You guys are bizarre and weird, and supportive, and you helped me thru college lol! THANKS!

It will be your last chance to acquire these legendary items. Eat the rich feels more topical now than ever… hmm, but it’s time to let them go. After this, I am moving on from Spring and perhaps the future will be more about working directly with YOU guys! PLS SUPPORT ME IF U CAN!

TAX EVASION

EAT THE RICH

[pukicho]

Eight days left on them. The ultimate….

[crow-underscore]

oh noo site glitched, what am I to do...

get them big ass ears outta the way of the caption damn

[pukicho]

Can a yuri lesbian and a yaoi lesbian truly be together?

Social identity branches out in all directions, like a fractal. You subdivide your traits and distinctions until a new set of niche descriptors satisfies your ever-growing urge for place. These are merely social shackles. They share the same genealogy that cis people share for the term 'heterosexual'. It's all a grift, a waste of your mental energy. You are self-ensnared by fictitious social-jargon, but it should mean nothing to you, truly. - When one realizes that it never ends, that the fractal is truly infinite, you make an active choice to abandon the search for the bottom, lest you risk drowning in its spiral. You could merely accept that you love yuri lesbians AND yaoi lesbians, that you love lesbians, that you love yaoi, it doesn't fucking matter. You simply love what you love.

Look at yourself in the mirror. is that a person who lives under the perfect categorical definition of any-one kind of person? You know it doesn't. So why do we believe that these niche terms help define our roles as human beings? Does it bring you comfort, having these self-appointed titles? Do you feel safe surrounded by people who call themselves the same things as you do? Or is it merely a glass shield protecting you from an intimidating truth: that you can be anyone, and do anything? Having that much freedom is scary, but it also means you're never beholden to the restrictive nature of category ever again.

[spoksstuff]

the rizzlers & the rizzed 😂

all credits to the original artist @hyamotto on X