Random stuff

Pretty self explanatory

[everythingfox]

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[butchbuckys]

i havent seen some of these in any of the vine compilations ive watched so uhhh. here’s my own. 

[cajetaconmiel]

THIS COMPILATION IS ART

[everythingfox]

The cutest valentine

(via)

[everythingfox]

My heart started melting when the bigger dog’s tail started wagging

[everythingfox]

Omg

[everythingfox]

tiny awoos

[babyanimalgifs]

[fuegokingg]

bruh

[emotiona1shorty]

how was that a physical possibility

[imdoneforgood]

Cool

[sassbewitchedmyass]

So, I moved recently. And my new neighborhood is full of kids. I met about 20 of them the day I moved in because they helped me chase down my dog when he got loose and I can already tell you, me and these kids are gonna be besties. They come over to play with my dogs at least once a day. A few little convos we’ve had so far:

(On the day we met)

6yo: My name Kendrick but you can call me KJ cause my friends call me KJ and you my friend now.

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KJ: I’ll walk your dogs for 5$!

Me: Imma think about it, okay?

KJ: Ok ok, 3$!! But that’s the lowest imma go. What a deal right?!?!

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9yo: You know my Mama’s got a boyfriend.

Me: That’s nice!

9yo: My grandmama don’t like him cause he ain’t got a job.

Me: Oh.

9yo: Do you got a job?

Me: Yeah.

9yo: *screaming across the yard* GRANDMAMA!! THIS GIRL GOT A JOB!

(I might be her new stepmom, y’all. Idk)

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12 yo: You ain’t got a man?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: You got a woman?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: It’s just you and these dogs?

Me: Yep.

12 yo: Girllllll! You living the life!

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9yo: *banging on my back door* HEY!! Open the door!!

Me: *opening the door, freaking out* OMG! WHATS WRONG!

9yo: Nothing. You got a popsicle?

Me: Ummmm...no.

9yo: You want one?

Me:???

9yo: *pulls a popsicle from behind her back* I think you need this.

Me: Thank you.

9yo: Alright. Imma see you tomorrow. Bye!!

Me:...okay

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Protect these kids at all costs

[somespicyshrimp]

ppl: if you want a girlfriend why don’t you just talk to girls?

me:

[redzombie]

honk honk human where are your spider powers now

[shubbabang]

Patreon | Webtoon

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[dojacat]

[cat-peach]

a true story

[jensteed]

This is ridiculously sweet and I’m gayer because of it, awww

[justcatposts]

Pick me up please!

[anduin]

PICK HER UP YOU MONSTER

[multidark]

[katsux]

[dendingo-deactivated20200629]

If someone could love me for me no matter what I too would make that face

[clarithmoved]

I been thinking about this video all day

[galbert-deactivated20190127]

The song exists in the same timeline as “Cooking by the Book’ Ft. Lil Jon

[novelty-spark-deactivated201812]

YES