moved to - cxnnibalism

indubitably

[horsesaround]

Fire is the element of power.

[spork]

I have literally been working on this list since Day 1 of 2013 so you fuckers better appreciate it. All the major players of 2013. If I forgot any feel free to comment and add

[spork]

this was 2 years ago

[saturnscope]

This was half a decade ago

[loki-cat2]

same

[the-fault-in-our-wifi-blog]

I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR

[sixpenceee]

This meteorologist took his Halloween costume to the next level using the green screen (Article & Video) 

[accras]

A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

[uniquely-khaotic-deactivated201]

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

[lazysundrops]

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

[smokingpixie]

I would have felt so blessed if was chilling on my arm

[ororomunroedontpullout]

*in a thick Chicago accent* “Welcome to Chicago”

[flomation]

Part 12/??

Part 11: x

[nomorelonelydays]

Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??”

[no-chill-at-all]

[molgera-deactivated20220202]

[raquan-jordan]

are you telling me to eat my friends

[pr1nceshawn]

[cheshirecodeless]

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

[jumpingjacktrash]

a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.

apparently it wasn’t enough.

[thewitchystuff]

☆ﾟ..ﾟ☆ MAGIC ZODIAC☆ﾟ..ﾟ☆ 

Aries: Strength Potion

Taurus: Turn of Fate Potion

Gemini: Anxiety Free Potion

Cancer: Healing Potion Virgo: A Glimpse to the future Potion Leo: Make Amends Potion Libra: Hex breaker Potion

Scorpio: Love Potion

Sagittarius: Mind Strength Potion

Capricorn: Relax Potion

Aquarius: Blessing Potion

Piscis: Protection Potion

[memewhore]

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[bumblebeebats]

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

[geminilauryn-deactivated2018080]

People complain about YouTubers having adverts but I’m here like “yeah man, I don’t mind giving you money by watching a 30 second clip bruh at least I ain’t actually giving you money out of my pocket. You go dude I get it”

[cxnnibalisms]

cashier: do you want the receipt?

me: yas bitch tell me everything

[trapcard]

me: *shares a tiny portion, a snippet, a bite sized piece of my life*

yall: *think you know me* 

[falsedetective]

2017 mood: “I am Not Going to Kill the Entire Executive Branch of Government But If Something Happens to Them Then It Happens to Them”