CyberWyatt

Fuck it I'm high oh I thought he stabbed that guy it the neck I only post here when I'm high anyway

[akchually]

started work at the bakery and I'm literally making cookies and gay jokes and flirting with my partner all day and making more money than I did when I was breaking my spine in a factory

[tamlin12]

Kobold Artificer has achieved manual flight!

[cyberwyatt]

Why do the jolly rancher licorice tube things smell like play doh

[draconym]

As someone who goes outside a lot at work, I am often ensorcelled by fancy gear. I love insulated metal bottles and backpacks with five hundred pockets and a sternum strap. I snatch them up when I find them in thrift stores and on freecycle.

However: mad respect to my coworker who has been using these as his backpack and water bottle for years:

[uss-edsall]

I have been going to the national archives about once or twice a season for the last two years, and there’s never once been a chair near this sign

[hikarinowarrior]

Environmental Storytelling

[wxdragonghoulxp]

haha, this is from May 2025, I forgor to post it. My beloved Frond, of whom I will one day adapt to some story or other. Still really pleased with the texturing on the moss.

She used to be an imperial but I had a good scry of her with ground, fissure, and veined, so I put the money in to regene her. Made it part of her lore since I switched to plague flight last year and I enjoy a good transformation horror. Something Happened in the caves, something rather painful. We can probably blame the wyrmwound for this.

[shittysawtraps]

john gets really mad when amanda calls old timey dental apparatus saw traps, but she counters that they were also trying to help people by hurting them, which does not make him any less mad but which he can’t think of a good retort to

[shittysawtraps]

challenge among the apprentices as to who can call the weirdest thing a saw trap without john being able to come up with an argument as to why they’re diluting his message

[fus-mar-hoz]

talking of surplus labor one time my father and I calculated how much money he moved at his warehouse job with one single shipment and it was several times his monthly salary. the technical base of capitalism is so advanced that a warehouse peon can generate the value necessary to sustain themselves for an entire month in mere hours, having the rest consitute surplus labor that can be reinvented to economic development exclusively. the monumental amount of value generated by a mature capitalist economy is large enough to sustain its entire population multiple times over, but at the same time, the parasitism of the small class that owns all of this surplus labor is monumental enough on its own that those workers are barely paid enough to take care of their own health and their working hours cannot be reduced a couple of hours without sending shocks through the entire capital chain. never has the degree of separation between producer and production been so large, never has the chasm between the classes been so ample

[fus-mar-hoz]

of course he didn't produce the commodities being moved, his job was to put them into various boxes and shipments. this warehouse moved textiles, as part of a large international textile company. this one single shipment that could have fed him for multiple months came from an unnamed place in Bangladesh. Even greater is the dispossession and alienation suffered by the proletariat of the parasatized nations, paid for cents on the hundredth euro. Were those textile workers paid fairly, the parasitism of the capital owners wouldn't be sustainable at its current magnitude, but the products would still be sold and the materials would still be paid and the supply would still be more than enough. and the price or production wouldn't even rise that much or at all.

[kosmogrl]

june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be

[househunting]

$925/1 br

Philadelphia, PA

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

[loscharlitos]

[tinygryphon-58570]

I just wanna thank you-- ive been searching for a color combo for SO LONG for a project and you had a dragon with it for sale today (with the element I was looking for too!). I hope you don't mind a silly name in the parent's offspring list 😭& good luck with your breeding projects!!! - @faerie-rosethorn

Oh I am so glad to hear that! <3

That hatchling is from a pair I breed regularly just to populate the AH with random green-range dragons with Wind eyes, in case anyone's looking for a specific colour-combo for a Wind rep or anything, so it makes me very happy to hear that I was able to help you out! ^^

What's the project? (if you don't mind sharing it, of course!) I'd love to see it! o:

Also I would absolutely love a silly name in their offspring list, don't worry xD

And thank you! I've got a few breeding projects going at the moment and one of them is Imperials and I am suffering through their breeding cooldowns x-x

[faerie-rosethorn]

I was looking in this color range for a fandragon of Dr. Coomer (a hlvrai character) and was hoping for wind eyes to match the radioactive tertiary--

and i feel you on those cooldowns ToT may rng be kind......

[tinygryphon-58570]

Oh that looks so cool!! o:

I love all the touches of Radioactive everywhere, you're so right, the eyes/tert/apparel all matching like that looks amazing! And that Obelisk mane is literally perfect for 'old mad scientist' hair, it's great! o:

[halondrus]

[nohoperadio]

It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure

[sleepy-seal]

im being so serious when i say this but we need to bring back the "my genitals are none of your business" "if gender is whats in my pants then my gender is some loose change" mentality from the late 2010's because too many people on here are openly flirting with exclusionary people who spout enbyphobic rhetoric. stop caring about what people's agabs are you assholes. they literally mean nothing. they're not a zodiac sign or indicative of people's character. you are not wholly pure or wholly evil because of your assigned sex. you're just a person.

[ash-and-art]

"what genitals do you have?" Is sexual harassment regardless if its from a security guard or a chronically online furry

[spacecat-nova]

[cyberwyatt]

When the jawbreaker is finally small enough to fit in your mouth ugghggghhhghhhh imagine something innuendish here like mmphh and then the OH NO ITS STUCK ILL NEVER GET IT OUT LIKE A LIGHTBULB BYE BYE JAW and then glurk urck it's out and safe and going right back in what the fuck am I talking about

[pangur-and-grim]

accepting the whole autism thing has actually brought me so much calm, because when I was kid everyone seemed instinctively repulsed by me and I never understood why. ESPECIALLY the adults! which is a little fucked, because who are you supposed to go to about bullying if the teacher is participating? and even my family members seemed disgusted by me on some level, so I was like a cartoon parody of a human being where my closest friends were my pet rats. but reading studies on autism now, and learning about the double empathy problem, and about how neurotypical people ARE repulsed by autistic people in an uncanny valley sort of way and DO dislike them upon first encountering them (unless, ironically enough, they’re told that they’re autistic) - that’s actually been so cathartic. especially now that I’m older and have an okay-ish handle on masking, and so am no longer live in a nightmare world where literally everyone in my life seems icked the fuck out. I don’t have to discount my early memories. I can be like ohhhhh yeah that’s just something that happens. I didn’t do anything particularly bad and it’s not that I wasn’t trying, I was just born with the cursed sigil on my forehead. like ohhhhh they were reacting to the curse, ohhh okay, cool cool, that’s actually fine. I’m actually alright with that.

[rubyssapphie]