aeris

hello! https://en.pronouns.page/@dandeliontheory

[dandelion-theory]

new url alert!!!!

previous url: acediamelody

new url: dandelion-theory

been thinking about this for a while so yeah hiii. maybe one day I'll actually make an intro post lol

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[lleyksie]

brown bears ʕ⁠·⁠ᴥ⁠·⁠ʔ

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[botanyshitposts]

so many creatures putting SO much effort into putting ‘special’ fluids that TOTALLY aren’t water through every organ possible to clean them so they can use them again 2 seconds later. like why not simply sit on a damp substrate and pull water through your body by evaporating the extra out pores in your leaves lmaoooo

[botanyshitposts]

‘nooo nooo you don’t get it I need the big organ to run the fast firing nerves to run the machines that make the fluid go to work the big organ’. whatever chordate. lol

[shaudo-of-a-doubt]

troubleshooting time: arid area, low on damp substrate. what do?

[botanyshitposts]

good question! you could try closing your leaf pores for a while until more appears… sometimes you can also put more tubes down and feel around until you find some. water comes from the opposite direction of the sun unless it doesn’t ❤️ glad I could help!!

[transcyberism]

omg useless advice from privileged mfs from wet climates as usual... bet you don't even use CAM.

[botanyshitposts]

ok first of all i checked your profile and of COURSE its all meadows, say youre a grass who does C4 without saying youre a grass who does C4 100% speedrun challenge. sorry i wasnt blessed with a whole separate sheath of cells for increasing photosynthetic efficiency and nothing else but some of us actually have to adapt and deal with the VERY REAL AND SEVERE effects of photorespiration... literally imagine having 30 foot deep roots posting this. second of all 'plants in wet climates are privileged' you can literally live in water and use CAM??? isoetes erasure per usual on this website, neglected by an angiosperm monocot no less. why am i not surprised

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

this is why I come to tumblr. Nowhere else could I get Botany Discourse

[a-random-fandom-friend]

It's pride month so I'll allow myself to express one opinion on the internet :

There are no "exact color" of pride flags.

I see more and more sites and posts talking about the exact hex codes for the lesbian flag, or the right purple for the ace one, and how it should be more or less saturated and I just want to say: pride flags were meant to be sewn in your kitchen. To be spraypainted and to be recognised.

There are no "exact colors" of pride flags because you should do them with what you have ! Nobody should care if you use a crimson red instead of a cherry red or whatever ! Be free ! wave your colors ! The colors you have !

[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

cmyk test pages r like angels to me

[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

do you understand

[mortimermcmirestinks]

I made you something OP

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

reblog to remind somebody about their molecules

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

people who shape molecules at their jobs found this post and they're in the notes being happy to be appreciated. go take your fucking molecules

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[translatingpoststogerman]

spätererkuss

ich habe [gestikuliert vage] meine tendenzen

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[curls up into a ball] I can see why pillbugs use this move

[queer-as-city-folk]

day dreaming about good transit...

[queer-as-city-folk]

I know which roads to put a tram on and how you phase it to generate the msot new development and improved service for residents!!!!

[queer-as-city-folk]

the streetcar doesn't even need that much work, we only need 3.8 miles of new track and about a dozen new streetcars!!!

[queer-as-city-folk]

just fucking extend it up the hill, I'll do the envoirnmental review for you Cincinnati! I will I promise, just let me ride a fucking streetcar up that stupid hill

[queer-as-city-folk]

anyways...

[voxsymphonia]

i gotta learn this shit and then do it for my city

[queer-as-city-folk]

okay, do it

[demnika]

MINI COMIC

forgive me if there’s any mistakes !🙇🏻‍♀️

It’s very short but I didn’t have enough time

[cowboyjoshdun]

really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how they’re doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. i’m sorry you haven’t gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. i’m sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. i’m sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. i’m sorry they aren’t touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. i’m sorry your mom is sick again. glad you’re feeling better now that it’s your favorite season. i’m sorry your meds aren’t working. glad you’re married now. i’m sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad you’re still here. i’m sorry life is so hard. glad you’re alive, i hope things get easier for you soon

[tinyrock-syph]

something that reallt sucks about autism, is not being able to do a lot. I get really easily overwhelmed, and even if I am able to mask it, it requires hours and often days of recovery which often gets interrupted by school. I can’t do many extracurriculars outside of school hours, because the schedule ends up being too much. I can’t go to a lot of big events, because being around people is so exhausting. When I’m not with the closest people to me, i can barely communicate if we are in a bigger group and end up tired from the interactions. Its exhausting to say how exhausted i am from my autistic traits

idk. support ur autistic friends guys, it means a lot to us

[hibi-flower]

sources: unknown // unknown // maplepecanpastry on tumblr // ashmanathletics on tiktok // i saw the tv glow (2024) // pray for me by kendrick lamar // unknown // what are you waiting for? by derald cannon jr. // unknown // unknown // drunk drivers/killer whales by car seat headrest // polekingrasputin on instagram

on waiting / on saving yourself

[great-and-small]

Actually I do not feel snug as a bug in a rug I feel uptight as a mite in a fight

[gaytanic-panic]