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dustinyschild

Daily reminder

warren-keplers-funk-band

orcboxer

tumblr won't let me post this for some reason. must be a glitch or something

strayknight

im going to cry... they are baby miatas...

strayknight

when you anthropomorphize machines like cars in your mind and see them as little animals that love to run you already see the miata as the cutest little thing ever. seeing a baby miata is making me burst into tears.. a litter of baby miots...

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur

tastylemonbread

spazzcat

I don't know if anyone else I follow is a fan of Well There's Your Problem, but yesterday's episode on the Damascus Titan II missile incident gave me a vision

coyotette

twinkpeaaks

COOP! AGENT DALE COOPER! I NEED YOU TO GO TO A PLACE CALLED SILENT HILL. ITS A LONG STORY I’LL FILL YOU IN AS YOU GET HERE BUT COOP SOME VERY STRANGE STUFF IS HAPPENING. NOW IM NOT SURE HOW I GOT HERE MYSELF BUT IM SEEING WEIRD THINGS THAT CORRELATE TO MY DAILY LIFE. THEYRE SAYING SOMEONE IS WAITING FOR ME IN OUR SPECIAL PLACE. I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THIS MEANS AND I DONT THINK THEY WILL BE TOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS DOWN IN WASHINGTON.

wowhead

its gay asf for a man to be a paladin....who are you laying hands on? other men?

larval-tear

me: and this one is called “butter dog,” basically it’s a dog with butter on him

Werner Herzog: You put butter on the dog’s head? Very ugly. That’s very ugly. You have disgraced the animal. It is unnatural. It is abhorrent. Please do not show me this again.

larval-tear

me: and this one is called “butter dog,” basically it’s a dog with butter on him

Werner Herzog: You put butter on the dog’s head? Very ugly. That’s very ugly. You have disgraced the animal. It is unnatural. It is abhorrent. Please do not show me this again.