Tales from the Dorkside

[dangered]

[ericacrochets]

I Got My Elf Stuck! Christmas Wreath by StringyDingDing

Free Crochet Pattern Here

[toymagic]

Скандинавские гномы Мухомор и Звездочет

Гномов в Рождество много не бывает!

Захотелось связать малипусенького гнома.

Скандинавский очень для этого дела подходит - не надо думать о глазах. Ведь у них всегда шапка надвинута на самый нос, а под носом борода.

А так как я еще и большой нелюбитель сшивать детали, то все ввязано. Кроме колпачка, его пришлось пришивать.

Пряжа - 1 ниточка Mikrofiber и соответственно крючок 0,6 и росточком получился гном 4 см.

А так как такому малышу одному страшно, хоть он и гном . И настроение и время позволяли ..... связала ему напарника- Звездочета.

Пряжа чуть толще. Разные остатки ниточек , ох как пригодились! Второй гном получился чуть выше - 4,5 см.

Но они , надеюсь, не будут ссориться из-за роста.

На ладошке обоим места хватит!

Scandinavian gnomes - Fly agaric and Astrologer

Very mysterious gnomes, hide their eyes under the caps. And it’s good for us - we don’t have to think about which faces they should make. Eyes under the hood. Smile in the beard.

Red gnome height 4 cm, blue - 4,5 cm

Author's toy

[darthwicket]

So cute!

[poke-gurumi]

🐝🐝🐝🐝 You'd better bee-lieve it, it's Beedrill!

Christmas is coming soon, and this lil bug is going to one of my best friends! I hope they like it!

Pattern

Also coming soon, I've been working on a HUGE project that I can't wait to reveal! I'll give y'all a sneak peek of the box before I deliver it this Saturday! See you then!

[aradiyatoys]

Santa 🎅🏼 is finally here and so are his helpers! They’ve brought wonderful presents for everyone, Princess In Yellow and Princess in Pink want to unwrap their presents 🎁 a little earlier, but when it comes to rules, Santa is very strict! ☝🏻 We have to wait a little more, but just a little, because Christmas comes in just two days! 😍🎉

Princess in Yellow and Princess in Pink crochet patterns can be found in my ‘Mini Kingdom’ 🏰 book -> https://bit.ly/34A1KIv

Mr Santa, Mrs Christmas Tree and Mr Christmas Present are part of my Christmas Minis crochet pattern sets -> https://etsy.me/37JSmUz 🤗

[darthwicket]

if your christmas tree has all white lights, you're a control freak.

[dailyraccoons]

[19863]

not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

[pythiaproject]

It’s called Love .

[snazziest]

It was hades and this is Persephone know your history

[zobb]

christmas eve what about christmas adam

[qoti]

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

[forfuturereferenceonly]

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

[theguilteaparty]

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

[shojo]

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

[chaotic-gay-is-my-alignment]

To Boldly Go Socks

Star Trek Socks

Ships of Star Trek Hat

I may have to get some knitting done.

Gotta love and appreciate those nerdy knitters uploading these charts for free <3

[byebyebriar]

The Four Elemental Power Walks

Water:

Earth: 

Fire:

 Air: 

[viperbranium]

my favorite thing about this is that each of them is walking in a different direction, it’s like these girls are off to conquer the entire goddamn world

[buttsputnik]

They’re gonna meet in the middle

[phantomavenger]

In the middle they will find the avatar, master of all elements and the force:

[hopesterling]

IT GOT BETTER

[200napkins]

Chilli pepper Oddish, with a fiery red fringe.

Grab yourself a print here

Instagram

[theambassadorposts]

Idris Elba for ShortList magazine. ❤️❤️❤️

[rootbeergoddess]

I am living for this photo shoot

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

since star wars canonically exists in the mcu, do you think nick fury ever watched the phantom menace, saw mace windu, and was like “huh”

[geekandmisandry]

He was like…that’s a bad as mother fucker, I like his style.

[coiour-my-world]

Path to Paradise | Garrapata State Park | by Ryan Engstrom

[tastefullyoffensive]

It has begun. (by The Oatmeal)

[crowtesque]

[crochetallthethings]

You should never feel ashamed for any sort of mental illness you may have or the medication you need to take to help you function. “Normal” people rely on the same stuff, yours just happens to be store bought.

Based off this post. I have both depression and anxiety so that quote made me feel a little better about the fact that my brain is wired differently. I hope it might help other people as well.

Find it in the shop: [link]

Please do not repost, reblog instead and leave all artists comments intact, thank you!

[crochetallthethings]

Guess what’s back in the shop!?

I only have it set for 10 purchases at the moment. So if you’ve been wanting one get it now before they run out! Once this set is gone I’ll probably give myself another break from making them.