Please clap.

30 She/Her. Be nice to your substitue teachers, kids.

[kaijuno]

[petkota]

so this happened to me today

[jeegoo]

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

[teashoesandhair]

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

[elodieunderglass]

(Clasping your shoulder gently)

You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too

[extremelyrottenflesh]

Touching grass is not enough; I need to travel far over the misty mountains cold.

[mchi22]

Today’s the day

[thisistheendtimes]

It’s the day!!

[tesslucetram]

He definitely did, but since the whole book is supposed to be a translation of something he found and not something he personally wrote, they’re switched for the audience’s convenience. There’s a lot more to it, but here’s a chart of Shire months from the appendices at the end of RoTK. Elves and men are different, but there was no handy chart.

[plain-flavoured-english]

Happy… [squints] Winterfilth, everybody

[inber]

sometimes i get richard siken and richard scarry confused in my head which has made for a few interesting literary conversations

[beyoursledgehammer]

This was funnier in my head.

also I’m sorry.

[southfarthing]

really wish I too was waking up in the house of elrond at ten o'clock in the morning on october the 24th. if you want to know

[dionysiaproductions]

[nonplusagon]

we are the daughters of the hamburgers you couldn't help

[allsadnshit]

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

[monsterlogic]

[allsadnshit]

Thank u for this contribution

[crtter]

[kdhumecurios]

There was a massive shift in how our culture understood morality when, after World War II, the general public realized “just following orders” was not an excuse for crimes against humanity. Now we need another moral shift in which we decide, as a culture, that “for the benefit of the stockholders” is not an excuse for anything.

[speciesofleastconcern]

We kind of need to relearn the “just following orders” part again

[targetedknowledge]

[drtanner]

You may or may not regret unmuting this one. :')

[darrylayo]

[viralfrog]

[friendofelphie]

It’s hard to watch other people live out your dreams

[ruinedchildhood]

[serpencexalloid]

@xiaq costumed flight someday, perhaps?

[xiaq]

Oh I LOVE this.

[beetlebongos]

Looks thru a glory hole n sees a lovely meadow

[beetlebongos]

[gorgynei]

im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

[deflare]

Sixty-odd years on, Tom Lehrer songs continue to be entirely relevant.

[mapsontheweb]

US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

[dessa-banks]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

@blinded-by-love

[medicinemane]

I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I like how you think.

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

enough. to the Box with you

[courierrsix]

[demigordo]

No seriously he really did.

[professor-doc-emeritus]

important distinction that often fails to get mentioned is that jojos jesus is actually mormon jesus

[lenacraft]