my bitch post nasty

I used to think I liked guys, but now I know I love bread. 24 yrs. currently in my [error]

[monsterfucker69420]

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

[aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman]

The Hired Killer (1966)

[sylestial]

[volcanic-crater]

cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think

[selkiewizard]

We need to replace all major cities with wooden boardwalk by river

[selkiewizard]

... life could be a dream ...

[cicadaland]

He wrote a paper so insightful even his gang cited him

[priorwaltress]

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

[veliseraptor]

love writing a post and then discarding it immediately. microdosing on having an opinion

[charl0ttan]

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

[velvetwar]

Can we just start stabbing Julius Caesar now it's been a hard week.

[junietuesday]

*through gritted teeth* when i do something wrong and am politely asked to change my behavior its just a simple request to fix a problem and not an indictment of my character. when i do something wrong and am politely asked to change my behavior its just a simple request to fix a problem and not an indictment of my worth as a human being

[junietuesday]

*gripping the sink and staring into the mirror* i can regulate my emotions and move on from well-intentioned polite criticism by resolving to change my behavior in the future without dwelling on the shame and guilt. i can regulate my emotions in a healthy way and move on and not get stuck scrolling tumblr for an hour and a half to just blast my brain w stimulation to avoid my negative feelings. oh wait its too late for that last one

[wolfstrong]

Last night was a tubi original

[babypeachprincess]

having an emotional support shitty phone game is actually really good for you

[sunb1eeder]

those sick perverts at oreo are always crossbreeding their cookies with anything they can get their hands on

[glowcowboy]

can i be your significant bother

[greelin]

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

[greelin]

they’re burning me at the stake tomorrow. If anyone wants to come