obviously children do not linger here, begone minor!!!
Taken by and the owner of my beloved pet, @highhound. Not interested in you, but open to weird freak friends!
Been lurking on freak tumblr for years but only just decided to make a blog to hoard my favorites.
Will probably update and make this shit sexier when i get the chance. Or not. Who knows.
Yea :3
kinks/limits/other blogs by me under le cut:
kinks:
ā® Hypnosis. follow @hypno-kai for me but worse and way more into hypno content lmao
ā® techically pet play is not one of my main kinks but i have a beloved pup so you will see alot of petplay adjecent content here lmao
ā®primal play, feral shit, just generally biting scratching and fucking the living shit out of my boyfriend. see @violent-kai for more of this
ā®bit of a sadomasochist, I wanna get beaten up in a violent brawl and come out bloody and victorious. I think thats hot.
ā®legally I am a vampire and I WILL enthrall u(my boyfriend) and take uhim back to my lair and sensually drain its blood while hes moaning. anyway.
limits:
ā°as stated above I'm in a relationship! any suggestive shit I post is directed at him, u can take it and do with it what you will, but please dont try and come onto me.
ā° I probably won't post pics/audios here but if I do they WILL be deleted if anyone says shit like they wanna penetrate me/top me(same for asks/general reblogs). u can think all the horny fucked up thoughts u want but I dont want to and never will bottom so the thoughts kind of annoys me ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
ā° other than that rlly just kinda go wild I dont have alot of boundaries and the ones I do have im great at enforcing myself when I need to.
[how to "get game" when you've been traumatised so badly for years that you only recently started believing you too deserve love and happiness but hadn't really developed those flirting skills due to that very same trauma]
[Do not include those gross pick-up artists]
[Please make it more inclusive towards queer people]
[Please show me something more than "just do it", give me some actual tips to work with]
I was thinking about deleting this but actually I'm not gonna. Social skills are skills like any other, and also differ from culture to culture, which include subcultures as well. Trauma can prevent you from learning stuff, and people shouldn't be met with ridicule or vague instructions when they are ready and able to develop certain skills. It's absurd that the only dating advice people can find online are cishetnormative, embedded in toxicity, or only explicit in what not to do instead of what people can do. There's a level of vulnerability needed to learn how to date, which is a vulnerable process as well, that's met with ridicule or weird standards that people are just expected to understand and to have mastered, as if anything in life is mastered just like that. Dating almost seems like a sport, no matter where you look, and it's frightening to participate in if you're not familiar with the rules, no one wants to explain it to you, but you're expected to perform flawlessly anyway, and you will be punished heavily for any perceived transgression in any way, shape or form.
Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.
So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.
āwell tgirls usually donāt have big dicks post-e and it comes off as fetishy to portray that in postsā weāre talking about trans girl tops weāre already WELL into the realm of fantasy here
there are people with genders you will never comprehend and people fucking in ways you will never understand and people making art you just don't get and that shit RULES
this applies even to the genders you think are cringe or "why cis people dont take us seriously" and kinks you think are gross and scary and the art you think is disgusting and pornographic btw
āI wish I could penetrate but I donāt have a penisā Thereās a surgery for that
āI want to piss standing upā The surgery does that too, but also have you heard of an STP device? You should look into those
āI like the effects testosterone could give me but what if people think Iām ugly after I startā would you rather be happy and ugly or beautiful and miserable
āI want to cut my hair short and look more like a guy but everyone is begging me to not cut my hairā bestie, itās your hair and they can go fuck themselves
āI wish I was born a boyā The best time to plant a tree was ten years ago, the second best time is today
āI wish I was a boyā I have great news for you
