[blemgoid]

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

[quixoticornithologist]

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[thunderstruck9]

Criss Canning (Australian, 1947), Gum Blossom, 1995. Oil on canvas, 76.5 x 71 cm.

[louisegluckpdf]

the first time i heard the phrase “i need that like a hole in the head” it didn’t even occur to me that many people don’t live with passive suicidal ideation at all times so i just assumed it was a way of saying that you really really needed something and i have continued to use it that way ever since

[all-mammal-creechur]

Proboscis Bat Rhynchonycteris naso

It is found from southern Mexico to Belize, Peru, Venezuela, Bolivia and Brazil, as well as in Trinidad. The bats are nocturnal, sleeping during the day in an unusual formation: most of them line up, one after another, on a branch or wooden beam, nose to tail, in a straight row.

In the photo, the two bats on the lower left are carrying young.

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[all-mammal-creechur]

I really love how dedicated these guys are to queuing.

[garaks-padded-bra]

When i was 13 i decided to become penpals with the surviving members of the heavens gate cult who were still maintaining their email/website/book sales and they responded to me a couple of times before my mom found out and i genuinely couldnt fathom why she would be upset with me

[panthermouthh]

not my laboratory not my Creature

[haaarpb]

aunt misheard me

[unusual]

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[waltzingbi]

does anyone know what we are supposed to want

[robothell]

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

[librarycards]

getting c-ptsd when you thought it’d be at least a b+ ☹️

[bruzum]

[romehbo]

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin