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watashiato-deactivated20211223

hi im impulsive and figured it would be better to move all my low-activity muses (aka this one) to one blog so uhh follow @kiwiloved

#psa.#i moved connor there uwu

detroitgohuman

That thing Connor does where he just randomly zones out when in the middle of any given situation is a whole ass mood.

Disassociating who?? I only know standby mode

#self.#he's gotta update give him time 🙄

ohnogone

#self.#me on the floor: i hope this doesnt awaken anything in me

yangstbh

“ my name is connor , i’m the android sent by cyberlife . my mission is to stop deviants , that’s what i’m designed to be . but what i do now is up to you . ”

#self.#oh h e #wow guys do you ever just. love a sentient roomba

zenmade

‘ androids don’t feel pain. you would only damage it, and that wouldn’t make it talk. deviants also have a tendency to self destruct when they are in stressful situations. ’ OKAY SMARTASS, WHAT SHOULD WE DO THEN ? gavin reed & rk-800 | connor in ch. interrogation

#self.#gavin tbt.#oh god oh fuck [accidentally falls in love with ratman reed]

lluciocorreia

Hank Anderson + being a cutie pie!

#self.#hank tbt.#connor vc: you are my daaaad you're my dad! boogie woogie woogie!

@caffeihated // x.

Over time, Connor had grown to expect odd behavior from Gavin. Nothing really caught him by surprise or confused him anymore. This particular thing, though, was the exception. Admittedly, his initial response to seeing Gavin flip a water bottle was due to a lack of understanding. A quick search showed Connor that what he just witnessed was called a 'bottle flip'. It apparently became a trend in the summer of 2016, which caused even more confusion. Another search showed that the trend died shortly after it began. If that was the case, why did Gavin do it now, and why was he oddly proud of something so simple?

Maybe it was his first time landing a successful flip? It would explain the expression on his face...

Ever the curious creature, Connor stepped forward to pick up the bottle. His LED flickered a vibrant yellow as he turned it around in his hand, eyes squinting as if trying to memorize what every inch of plastic and the water within looked like. Then, when the light on his temple settled at a calming blue, he flipped the bottle like his coworker did. Just as he expected, it landed upright.

Connor finally understood why Gavin felt so proud. The feeling he got was rather extraordinary.

"I would like to apologize, Detective Reed. I was wrong when I said this feat wasn't impressive. The physics involved with such a simple act is remarkable and deserves to be recognized. Though I am curious as to why such a popular trend died out. I am curious as to what you believe the reason behind its downfall could have been."

#ic.#he's mastered the bottle flip so ig he's pretty much unstoppable now

capt-pissoff

*passive-aggressive eye-rolling*

#self.#gavin tbt.#oh so you mean he can't sit in a chair the right way? that's all the evidence i need tbh

I got muse for Connor randomly after listening to Chase Atlantic of all things so uh, like for a starter y'all 💕

#starter call.

Connor: so...why do i lick things to analyze them

Kamski:

Kamski, realizing that he's a thot: i have to go

#ooc.#i swear I'll stop shitposting one day #but i stick by the idea that Kamski just woke up one day in a thotty mood and was like 'an android that licks. fuck yeah'

Connor: *licks lips in anticipation* I'm so nervous

Gavin: ....the fuck did you lick my lips for??

#ooc.#save.#im a shitposting blog now sorry to disappoint yall #my fate has been sealed

Connor: no one talk to me

Hank: what happened?

Connor: i joined an rk800 look-alike contest

Connor: AND LOST

#ooc.#save.#i can't breathe and apparently i think im funny

spellofwinter-deactivated202605

#self.#hank tbt.#did you mean: the scene where I fell for Connor faster than a brick down a staircase

"You aware that we are so 'fucking difficult' because we were created in the image of humanity, yes? I had hoped that would be simple enough to understand. Apparently not."

#ic.#miles: h-#connor: shUT uP oh mY gOd

Miles: iphones are less difficult and dont have ur dumb face

Connor: initiating "ignore little bitch" protocol ... "ignore little bitch" protocol successfully initiated.

#ooc.#i already know thats their dynamic and they've known each other for 2 minutes

"Humans like to say that iPhones are better than Androids, but I've yet to see an iPhone start a revolution."

#ic.#wow have you ever wanted to slam dunk a muse in the trash

What will you do when Hank inevitably dies?

"I don't like to think about that." As tragic as it was to consider, it was obvious that Hank would pass on one day. Hopefully that day wouldn't arrive for a long while. "I... I will have to handle that issue when I come to it."

#ic.#hm! ouch! I'm in pain!

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