He Promised To Make My Life Miserable

18 — xe/xem The Operative Word

[deviousgrimm]

Alright but what if I wrote a long series based on the book titles of the Simon Snow series that’s supposedly published in Cath’s universe

[deviousgrimm]

He’s the same on the field as he is everywhere else. Strong. Graceful. Fucking ruthless.

inspo

[deviousgrimm]

Know I don’t have a lot of people following me but just thought I’d ask if I should post my ao3 on here too

[deviousgrimm]

you have a cool blog, i love your posts

Aw that’s so sweet thank you so much!

[deviousgrimm]

It’s 2a.m. and I may or may not be planning to write a Simon Snow series where he’s a knight in training and naming each part after the fake series in Fangirl. No, I’m not okay.

[deviousgrimm]

I’m sniping my other carry on fic by planning to write a slowburn snowbaz fic this is so sad Alexa play despacito

[deviousgrimm]

Simon: I hate my roommate he’s absolutely perfect and powerful I watch him play football so I can make sure he isn’t plotting my demise while wearing short shorts that show off his thick legs but he hasn’t come back to school yet I wonder where he is I can’t sleep until he gets back I might as well search this giant underground tomb just to make sure he’s not hiding there (plotting my demise) anyways I’m heterosexual

[deviousgrimm]

Okay but Simon definitely has a thing for jocks because, not only is Baz a footballer, but Agatha plays for the lacrosse team at Watford (which we know because Simon would steal her sports sweatshirt to wear) so we know Simon has a type

[the-crucible]

highschool au where baz is a jock and simon is a useless idiot

baz, wearing football shorts: *exists*

simon: h

[deviousgrimm]

Oh! That’s certainly going on my list

[deviousgrimm]

What if Baz became Simon’s friend out of spite instead of declaring their status of nemeses when they were 12. Like, do y’all think Simon would fall for Baz first then because that’s exactly what I think would happen. Anyways

[deviousgrimm]

Simon Snow as a knight in training, not knowing how to do shit unless it involves using his sword. Hates his teacher (stupid prick’s too posh with his perfect hair and muscles like way to flaunt his riches, huh?) and loves his best friend. But guess what? He’s got a quest (no waaaaay!) to save a princess and his kingdom from utter doom. Meanwhile his teacher’s nowhere to be found and that takes top priority because reasons.

Simon Snow and The Lost Knight: coming soon.

[deviousgrimm]

Okay but Simon definitely has a thing for jocks because, not only is Baz a footballer, but Agatha plays for the lacrosse team at Watford (which we know because Simon would steal her sports sweatshirt to wear) so we know Simon has a type

[rainbat]

my favourite trope is when both people understand that they like each other but it’s still unsaid between them and they’re not quite 100% sure the other likes them back so they keep having awkward-flirty moments/interactions and don’t know what to do after it happens so they just ,,, look at each other for a moment before changing the subject…and then it happens again

[deviousgrimm]

Hey! If you don’t like the women of Carry On, that’s okay! We can still talk! I’ll start

🔫

[great-merlins-beard-deactivated]

Fiona Pitch has Vitiligo and that’s why she has a white streak in her hair and you cannot convince me otherwise

[kraken-llamas]

Good things

fics that mention Baz’s Egyptian heritage: excellent

fics that remember that Fiona is not white and neither was Natasha: YES

aus when Baz was never turned, and has brown skin like his mom and aunt: HELL YES

fanart where Baz is dark skinned: Y E S THANK YOU

fics that remember Penny is half Indian and chubby: a blessing

fics when Penny’s Indian heritage is mentioned: a beautiful gift

fanart where Penny is chubby: perfection

[raphote]

The Mage: You don’t have much to give… but I’ll take it.

Agatha:

[raphote]

Sometimes Simon’s like “I will talk about my archnemesis for 150 pages in homoerotic subtext until he returns I have 24 hours”