weird local filmbro ❤️‍🩹

⁺‧₊˚ in the high, 我存在 ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ tasting 血淋淋的愛 ˚₊‧⁺ i like queueing my posts. reblogs always ok. mainly a selfship blog, if you came here from art... haha heyyy

[dillingersystems]

welcome, user, i'm evan 🖤 18 yo, he/him, eng/中/esp

i can be a little (read: very) inactive on tumblr bc i forget but if you ever want to reach me u can through my discord @ spvtw :) yume on

i'm a gay selfshipper/yumedanshi who really really likes movies. it’s my main interest! i’m a film student and digital artist :) you can always check what i'm watching over on my letterboxd. i watch ~200 movies a year so there's a good chance i've seen anything and everything... please talk to me abt the films you like!

⛧ important tags: my art, my yume prompts & ideas, my rb games

all of my f/os are romantic unless specified! i am nonsharing by default but i may also mirror share - please check my list byi! i also block very freely! sorry, non-selfshippers who thirstpost about my f/os.

❗️i am anti-censorship but if you consume or create pedophilic, incestuous, or some other illegal content to romanticise it you should get off the internet. i block pr*ship tags

asides from basic criteria (maga etc)... if you support israel or use generative ai (not limited to images/video. i'm looking at you c.ai users. its language model scraping writers' work is the same issue but we're not ready for that conversation huh) dnfi! use your fucking brain❗️

< F/O LIST UNDER CUT 3 + links for my ship tags

🫀 = nonsharing, 🩸 = mirror sharing, bold = mains, italic = qplat! red is for my mains and i guess i talk about them a lot here lol

HUSH 🩸 The Man || 13.05.26

JAMES BOND (Daniel Craig Movies) 🫀 Lyutsifer Safin || 28.12.20 🫀 Q || 27.12.20

LOTR/MIDDLE EARTH 🫀 Elrond Peredhel || 11.07.24

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 🩸 Benji Dunn || ?.7.23 🫀 Gabriel || ?.?.23

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 🩸 Ahkmenrah || ?.?.20

NOW YOU SEE ME 🫀 J. Daniel Atlas || ?.?.22

OCEAN'S TRILOGY 🫀 Night Fox/Francois Toulour || 09.02.24

TERMINATOR 🫀 T-1000 || 27.12.23 🩸 T-800 || ?.1.24

THE 100 🫀 Bellamy Blake || ?.03.25 🫀 John Murphy || ?.08.20

TRON 🫀 CLU 2.0 || ?.8.25 🫀 Julian Dillinger || 21.10.25 🩸 Sam Flynn || ?.10.25 🫀 Kevin Flynn || 1.?.26

ROBOCOP 🩸 Alex Murphy/Robocop || ?.12.23

V FOR VENDETTA 🫀 V || 05.08.24

VENOM 🩸 Carlton Drake || ?.?.20

thanks for reading!

[tex-treasures]

Hey. this blog is archived but I have more followers on this one than my new one so here I am with another psa to the Selfship Community.

So, real quick, if you post selfship art you got from a comm, regardless of where you got it from, please for the love and respect of the actual artist who drew it for you, don't be ambiguous about the fact you didn't draw it and that you got a comm. Credit the artist openly. Say the artist's url name in your post. Do NOT just use some cutesy emoji with a link back to the artist's page ESPECIALLY if you are posting their art without their watermark attached to it.

Artists deserve recognition for their work and many artists need it to spread their work to supplement their income. Heck. Some artists rely completely on their comm work for their income.

It's really skeevy seeing selfshippers refusing to openly acknowledge that the art they're posting isn't something they drew. I get it's your blog space yadda yadda yadda but when you pay or even just request that someone to draw for you, you don't get to use that defense to justify omitting the fact someone out there that ain't you made that for you.

Also just be soooo for real why wouldn't you be excited and happy to clearly state who the artist is? Why wouldn't you wanna link their blog or their website? Why? Real talk. There ain't no reason not to.

Anyway. Back to my Hermit hole that is my new blog 🖖🏽

[ryez-loveyz]

okay selfshippers with f/o's that speak a language you don't. you have to imagine them teaching you little bits and pieces of their language just so they can have another way to say sweet things to you.

alternatively. you using what they teach you to flirt with them back, making them both flustered and impressed

proship dni ive had enough of yall

[bloodiedsongbird]

how it feels having an f/o that ragebaits actively. yes i chose them. yes I have to wring their neck daily. no i wouldnt give them up for the world.

[gyaru-tau]

my contribution to baby youtube trend

[nerdmusk]

forbidden mario pussy attack

[nerdmusk]

[mayorjerrys-starmate]

F/o holding onto you tightly while they sleep becuz their scared once they wake up you’ll be gone

Pro/com/dark.shippers DNI plz

[deathbysaturn-deactivated202603]

Imagine you’re outside with your f/o(s). Perhaps on a gentle walk, shopping together, or heading towards a date. As you move along, quietly taking in the sights, you suddenly feel them squeeze your hand tighter and their breathing quicken. You turn to see panic in their expression: fear, sweat, and trembling.

You recognise what’s happening immediately and gently lead them to a quieter place, sitting with them on the ground. Taking their hands, you help them breathe through the panic until they begin to calm. You hold them, kiss them, and reassure them that everything will be all right, because it will be while you’re there.

Slowly, your f/o(s)’ panic fades and they feel grounded again. In thanks for your patience and care, they press a soft kiss to your lips, trusting you in such a vulnerable moment. You are their pillar when everything becomes too much. It’s you, always you.

[selfshipie]

parallel play with your f/o! imagine you both doing your own thing on the couch. maybe you're playing a game while your f/o gets work done on their laptop, or you're both doing your own respective crafts. are you in silence, or is there a movie or music on?

sharing snacks between you two!! asking for advice or making a sound that they echo back!! wonderful vibes fr

[rollforshortcake]

to my yumeshippers starting to struggle holding on: your f/o is holding you and holding on for you, to let you rest.

they are cleaning your room.

doing that pile of dishes that’s been staring at you.

helping you shower and dress and getting you into a bed of clean sheets.

your f/o is doing all the things you’re struggling to do, so you can focus on getting well.

they love you so much. they want you here and need you here, and doing some dishes and taking out some trash is nothing to them.

it’s the least they can do for their soulmate, after all.

[selfship-rambling-n-confessions]

Imagine brushing your f/o's hair before you go somewhere with them (or the other way around)

[bloodiedsongbird]

[starglowy]

[dillingersystems]

cozy reblog game for yumes 🧸🍀

status: open! go wild! be aware that i have a busy schedule and will take some time to respond :)

show me a picture or two of your partner, and i'll assign them a plush from my pinterest (like the ones below)! you should totally get it for them and snuggle up with it together... one character per person, pr0ship/pro-ai dni. this is not for you. please check my pinned!

my example under the cut. consider mooting me for more reblog games like this and f/o imagines!

the example 🥹 i'm showing off my man's tattoos as my reasoning :P

[temporarynamefrown-deactivated2]

Hello!! If you arent too busy id love one for my boyfriend Will ^_^

[dillingersystems]

pete the cat :) i sorta see the resemblance

[dillingersystems]

cozy reblog game for yumes 🧸🍀

status: open! go wild! be aware that i have a busy schedule and will take some time to respond :)

show me a picture or two of your partner, and i'll assign them a plush from my pinterest (like the ones below)! you should totally get it for them and snuggle up with it together... one character per person, pr0ship/pro-ai dni. this is not for you. please check my pinned!

my example under the cut. consider mooting me for more reblog games like this and f/o imagines!

the example 🥹 i'm showing off my man's tattoos as my reasoning :P

[prismatica-the-strange]

My Beautiful Stag man?

[dillingersystems]

moose pillow pet! the vibes are immaculate

[dillingersystems]

cozy reblog game for yumes 🧸🍀

status: open! go wild! be aware that i have a busy schedule and will take some time to respond :)

show me a picture or two of your partner, and i'll assign them a plush from my pinterest (like the ones below)! you should totally get it for them and snuggle up with it together... one character per person, pr0ship/pro-ai dni. this is not for you. please check my pinned!

my example under the cut. consider mooting me for more reblog games like this and f/o imagines!

the example 🥹 i'm showing off my man's tattoos as my reasoning :P

[reebroswaifu]

Yayyuyasyyyyyyyyauyyyyyyy

[dillingersystems]

gloomy bear sherbert! perfect match imo

[dillingersystems]

cozy reblog game for yumes 🧸🍀

status: open! go wild! be aware that i have a busy schedule and will take some time to respond :)

show me a picture or two of your partner, and i'll assign them a plush from my pinterest (like the ones below)! you should totally get it for them and snuggle up with it together... one character per person, pr0ship/pro-ai dni. this is not for you. please check my pinned!

my example under the cut. consider mooting me for more reblog games like this and f/o imagines!

the example 🥹 i'm showing off my man's tattoos as my reasoning :P

[tarobear3d]

Hello!!! Gahhh this is such a cute idea!!! I definitely need more plushies anyways!!

(Kenji Futakuchi from Haikyu!)

[dillingersystems]

sanrio hot chocolate chococat build a bear... what a mouthful lol