[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[hipsterfrankcastle]

crazy how someone was like "uhh we should make a series about uhhh.. the artful dodger. yeah, yeah, the second male lead from oliver!, that one. and he's uhhh... a surgeon. in australia? and he can't read? and he fucks. big time. and it's gonna fucking rock." and it absolutely did fucking rock

[dinthegoddessofpower]

Well im not doing very good at my new job so the horrors persist

[teaboot]

I genuinely believe that the new SW trilogy wouldn’t have flopped out into irrelevance like it did if they hadn’t dumped Finn on the side of the freeway like a new pet rabbit the week after easter

[teaboot]

Anyway in my heart Finn became a Jedi alongside Rey and inspired a Stormtrooper insurrection and Kyle Ron went back to his mom like he should have day fucking one and that angry redhead dude blew up with the star destroyer and Poe got to make it happen and at the end Rey doesn’t give a shit who her bitch ass non-palpatine parents might have been because she gets her new family like she needed and palpatine stays dead at the bottom of his musty hole like he should have and Finn and Poe give each other approximately 130% the amount of lingering meaningful looks and then one of their run-together-to-reunite moments results in a heat-of-the-moment make out like it should have and Luke and Leia meet in person a minimum of once so she can sibling slap him at least once for being a useless dramatic old hermit for a billion years and tell him to get the Chanel boots back on and stop being a sad hobo and then for no reason at all there is an ewok style moon of Endor forest party at the end like God intended

[little-onion-heart]

[socialistexan]

It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.

[socialistexan]

Being someone old enough to be fully conscious and forming memories in both 2003 and 2025 feels like this

[angelicguy]

Imagine being so annoying that 300 million dollars can't keep people from calling you annoying

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

I was 3 when you told us about spiders Georg.

i don't wanna know about this kind of thing

[rainbow-femme]

“To protect their copyright, streaming sites do not allow for screenshotting of any kind.”

Hey remember VHS where you bought a box to plug into your tv and you could legally record whatever was playing and then own it for free forever

[todaysbird]

awesome. this is just what America needs

[lifeinterconnected]

Here's an accessible article I found on this as the Washington Post has a fee to be able to read. Overview on the wildlife refuge.

And I just want to remind people of what is happening at Boca Chica beach and wildlife refuge, the site of SpaceX's largest launch and test site. Here is a PBS shortfilm on it and what affects it has on the local community and local indigenous community. Here is an article on it more focused on the impacts on migratory birds.

If we do not put a stop to it, Johnston Atoll will face the same impacts, if not worse, as in Boca Chica and SpaceX's numerous other launch sites.

Not even mentioning that Johnston Atoll was perviously a launch site used by the U.S. government in the 60's and we know from the past what will happen to the ecosystem if it occurs again.

[thedevilcaller]

This is absolutely the sort of shit they want to do with wild reserves and national parks. I've currently got my eye on places like Crater Lake bcos the government loved to crash planes and shoot missiles into deep water & they LOVE dumping copious amounts of chemicals into bodies of water for these "tests" [my wife worked for a company that used to sell truck loads of bleach to Langley specifically so they could dump it into a lake they crashed jets into]

[moneybuydrugs]

yea well im possessed and its yours

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[byjove]

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

[official-kircheis]

[argumate]

I would like to thank and indeed salute the netizens who step up every day to prove that comedy is still possible even in 2025

[escuerzoresucitado]

[teobug]

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

[anexperimentallife]

See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

[emeraldastral]

[violetheart77]

MOOOOOOM, they’re trying to turn Tumblr into TikTok again!

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state