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Hi! This is a dndads incorrect quotes blog! You can submit stuff or ask us anything (as long as its nice and appropriate) We currently have 2 mods me (mod Payden) and my best friend and the most amazing thing in the universe, mod Normal!

<3 Mod Payden

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nanidoesthings

While I'm here here's also some Season 1 Dungeons and Daddies text memes. I will likely make more.

tiredwiredanduninspired

Henry: Lark’ly Oak-Garcia are you smoking a cigarette?!

(Teenage) Lark, holding a lit cigarette: Nope

y2ksnowglobe

The Moms after their husbands come back...

Mercedes: Wow, our husbands changed a lot while they were gone. Samantha: Ron can no longer wear pants. Mercedes: Henry can do magic and turn into animals. Morgan: Jodie is full on demon. Carol: Darryl understands Primer and doesn't like Charleston Chews.

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Normal: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Hermie: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no takebacks, honey

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Taylor: How stupid do you think I am?!

Scary: You really want an honest answer to that?

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Taylor: Go to hell!

Nicky: Where do you think I come from?

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constantly-brainrotting

This came to me in a dream and I HAD to draw it.

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Taylor: pop quiz! if the average adult man walks 5 miles per hour and the grocery store is one mile away from my house then why has it taken my dad 15 years to come back with the milk

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Henry: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Over the past four days you have seen the state’s prosecutor attempt to effectively bamboozle you with a series of hearsay arguments and loose, speculative evidence placing my client near the scene of the crime during the time of the murder. You are tasked to consider the evidence and if it proves beyond a reasonable doubt whether my client is guilty.

Henry: Is my client a perfect man? No-

Glenn: I killed him, yeah.

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