[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[lakevida]

she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons

[important-animal-images]

[moniquill]

'Borrowing the Tiger's Majesty' by Yuzu Kato

[cryptotheism]

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

guy who watches anime: I'm a weirdo

guy who believes in the divine right of kings: I'm normal

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[houndmother]

[picklerocket]

[7777777awawawa7777777]

hey man mind if i reclaim some slurs next to your parrot

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[scroll-of-thought]

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

[aliiiiiiice]

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[infinite-arson]

One like = one smooch on his little head

One reblog = granting him access to the nuclear launch codes

[pukicho]

You are not "three apples tall" bitch you are an evil ghoul and you are tall as fuck

[lacetulle]

Almée Couture | Spirit of the Forgotten

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[femalepope]

if it's snowing where you are keep that to yourself it should have happened to ME

[caruliaa]

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock