What If Then

First Tumblr, then THE WORLD!!! Hello~

[redstainedledger]

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

[biblically-accurate-bimbo]

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

[serindemon-blog-deactivated2021]

bookwormism101 here is the start of the crab army I am gonna draw

[panthelomon]

[moronji-moved-blog]

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

[pizzasama]

Princess Sonia Nevermind  from Super Dangan Ronpa 2 

Cosplayer: me

Photographer: Washu Otaku

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[peaceful-soul-deactivated201412]

please,

don’t eat less, eat right

don’t hold it in, it’s okay to cry

don’t hurt yourself, there is always an alternative

don’t shut yourself away, speak up

don’t be your own bully, be your own hero

don’t give up, because you’re worth so much more than you think

[medicalschool]

[shawnali]

The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands. 

[laramaire-blog]

I don’t care if people unfollow this is spectacular

[yxxck]

This post just fucked me up literally

[busiest]

I was creeped out when I saw this, but that caption is really strong.

[spookynarina-deactivated2014102]

you are making me lose control of my emotions and it is infuriating

[doodleforfood]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[doodleforfood]

[nya-desu]

[best-of-memes]

[sam-winchester-cries-during-sex]

Parents of the year since the 90’s

[falloutbongarchive-blog]

dont hit men!!!!

dont hit women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

[pornographicangel]

never respected a post as much as this

[bus-a-looey]

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

[whothehellisharry1-deactivated2]

me the day before the exam:

me 5 minutes before the exam:

[partyliketheweekend]

Markiplier, the object of my affection

You’re so sweet, caring, and such an inspiration to fans all over the world.

You help make so many people laugh with your videos, raise money for charity and you encourage others to believe in themselves.

However… there’s one thing that I’m confused on. How does this adorable, dorky five-year-old

become this sexy, motherhumper????!?!??!

[haleyscomett]

i wILL DEvOur UR SOuL MARKipLuRRR

[the-game-spirit]

do you ever just sit there listening to music

and you just

imagine scenes that just flow with the song

like they have literally nothing to do with the song and are completely without context

but they just

look

so

cool

[chainedchaoslilly]

OH GOOD I’M NOT ALONE.

[abnormal-fallen-angel]

I MAKE LITTLE FAN VIDEOS IN MY HEAD

[systemerrin]

All the time! That’s kind of why I listen to music anyway :P