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-this shit. If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit, I’d be broke.

Cause I don’t give a shit.

I don’t “concealed carry” I hold that shit with my mouth

Bawling my balls out right now

I invented the word “merciful” in the year 7 to describe genghis khan’s behavior compared to my own

The shit I’m smoking doesn’t even exist

My magnum opus is my magnum, oh, pussy

Being nice at the pink store so she takes me to the black market

I’m in a problematic dick size gap relationship.

There is no “we.”

I am Charlie Kirk.

Shuffled the opp’s genetics, made him infertile. And dead.

The Baltimore-flavored Percocet will have you chasing stars behind a wegman’s grocery store with no pants and your arms in handcuffs

Smokin on paper airplane shaped blunts, boutta age regress to the age where I shouldn’t be smoking blunts

If I ever see a European in real life, I will eat it

Ronald Reagan wants the shit I’m smoking, I gotta board up my windows like Hello Neighbor

Eating Nutter Butters by the gallon

And I hardly even know her.

Eating Nutter Butters by the gallon

Suffering ain’t a competition, but if it was, it’d be the only competition I’d ever lose.

HIM.