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simon 'ghost' riley x reader in which !reader makes him better in bed. because chances are? he's probably not great, no matter what we all like to collectively think. but he can be taught. and reader is not suffering through mediocre sex (promise).
for all the times you'd heard ghost fucking through your shared barracks wall you thought he'd be at least okay in bed.
wrong.
Now imagine Argonaut Octopus hybrid!soap who doesn't think to tell you how mating works for him...
Well, you were aware vaguely that hybrids could have wildly different genitalia, but nothing could have prepared you for soap unzipping his trousers and a fucking tentacle slithering out.
"What the hell is that?!" You gape, then cringe upon realizing gaping at a hybrids dick because it doesn't look like a humans is probably rude "uhm. I mean– uh..."
"Ach, don't worry, dove," soap chuckles. You're sure he's giving you a reassuring expression, but your eyes ar glued to the way his tentacle–dick writhes and wiggles on it's own. "It's just my cock, hectocotylus, technically."
"...won't the uh– the cups get...stuck?" You mumble, face burning. An odd feeling of anxiety and anticipation rolling in your stomach. Soap is big.
"Nah, I can control them." Soap assures. He pulls the rest of his clothes off, tentacle still twitching, as if searching for you. You'd be lying if you said you hadn't thought about this before, seeing soap use his normal tentacles around base. Those long, slithering appendages–
"It has a mind of it's own, curious too, but it'll be nice." Soap interrupts your thoughts, and you only then realize that he's knelt between your spread thighs, absently stroking his cock.
"o‐okay." You nod, propping yourself up on your elbows because you have to see this.
Overstim with Simon
Simon who can only concentrate on tasks like watching your favourite movie by having something to do with his fingers...
He pulls you into his lap and massages your clit with the pad of his thumb, brushing your hair as you nod your head into the crevice of his neck and shoulder. He has you held wide open and on display, panties fully off now.
Once in awhile he'll make a subtle comment about the movie, about how its silly or unrealistic but naturally you can respond as he speeds his fingers up while he talks.
Occasionally he'll dip his finger into your hole, giving you a couple nice, deep strokes with them before going back to the clit. He has no pattern to the way he touches you, he's honestly just fidgeting and if you could still say anything, you'd tell him not to expect this everytime he gets a little fidgety.
You've cum once, twice, now three times total, and Simon just keeps on going. You whine in his ear, nearly sounding like your in pain as you squirm around. He honestly can tell if your trying to get closer or further away.
"Honey you're drowning out the movie." He might say nonchalantly, as if he doesn't realize what he's doing. Maybe he really doesn't, because once the movies over and he's made you cum a total of five times, and he slips his hands away from you, he frowns as you shiver and he looks at your state.
Tears streaming down your cheeks as your body still twitched slightly. You curled inwards onto yourself as Simon rearranged the two of you. He tried to sit you up on his knee but you cried out, the jeans too rough for your sensitive bud.
"Aw fuck sweet'art im sorry." Was the only thing he could say as he carried you carefully to a bath, the widest grin on his face.
He was most definitely doing this EVERYTIME he gets a little fidgety
I KNOW WHAT THAT „Ov-„ IN THE TAGS MEAN
GHOUL
GHOUL PLEEEAAASSSEEEE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Yeah 4 asks is enough to pressure me into being a freak, but y'all should not be encouraging my depravity. The shame I feel, so I'm keeping this tamer than- no actually I'm gonna be a freak about this. Once again I am not going to heaven.
I KNOW WHAT THAT „Ov-„ IN THE TAGS MEAN
GHOUL
GHOUL PLEEEAAASSSEEEE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Yeah 4 asks is enough to pressure me into being a freak, but y'all should not be encouraging my depravity. The shame I feel, so I'm keeping this tamer than- no actually I'm gonna be a freak about this. Once again I am not going to heaven.
Masochist!gaz who doesn't even realize he's into pain before you.
He brings you into his bed expecting this to be like every night. To rail you into the matress until you're both sweaty and exhausted.
"C'mon, lovie, you're doing great–" Gaz prides himself in making sure you're thoroughly satisfied before he gets off.
Which is why it's so embarrassing when, in the middle of him thrusting into you, you dig your nails into his back and practically claw at the muscle.
"Oh! Ohhh– oh god–" his hips stutter, head falling forward with a shaky groan. Pain sparks along kyles back, so intense it feels more euphoric than pleasure.
"...Holy shit, kyle." You gasp under him, frozen in shock while his cock still twitches inside you. He freezes too, terrified he just put you off, but you only grin.
...then drag your nails in with purpose. Kyle's whole body shakes, hips twitching foreward even when his cock obviously can't keep up, twitching pathetically.
"Fuuuck– love– I can't, don't stop–" he whines, pulling out to spill his leaky, translucent cum onto your stomach. You've never seen kyle this desperate before.
...oh. you're going to love this.
Cocksleeve
Erotic/Fantasy short. A student suffers a penalty (or reward?) for getting the lowest exam scores.
Rated E, 7.5k, cis M/trans M. Melos the minotaur and Razin Calhoun, with a little from Doctor Albright. The next subject after Academic Incentive.
Also on Patreon / Medium / SubscribeStar / Ao3
Lots of magical world building and transmasc affirmation followed by come inflation, rough sex, objectification, size difference, a bit of anal play alongside majority vaginal penetration, gangbang implication.
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Razin is out in the corridor at the very crown of the morning when Doctor Albright’s teaching assistant pins the tables to the noticeboard outside of his office. The sun is beginning to crest the horizon, and streaks of golden light are coming in through the window and casting across the paper as he traces the lines of the table.
He’d known it was a risk, taking the Channelling and Concentration module in the first place. He’s never been a particularly magically powerful man, has never been able to channel a great deal of magic through his body on a whim – his course advisor, Doctor Neres, had arched one of his eyebrows when he’d seen the selection on his list.
“You’re not a particularly strong mage, Mr Calhoun,” he’d said bluntly. “You’re a very capable enchanter, and you’re quite impressively talented for your age, but Doctor Albright’s course is not examined on the strength of your runic literacy or ability to write enchantment scripts. Those skills will certainly aid you, but what this course calls for is to channel magic yourself.”
“I know,” Razin had told him, leaning forward and pressing his knees together, biting the inside of his lip. “But even if I never learn to do heavy-duty channelling myself, I need the education and the practical knowledge this course will give me. I want to go into responsive warding.”
“You are aware of the penalties incurrent for low performance in Doctor Albright’s classes, hm? Students of the Dawn Academy are not permitted outside romantic or sexual relationships without prior dispensation, that you not be distracted from your studies, and Albright has devised penalty and reward in one. In Albright’s class, Mr Calhoun, if you are the lowest performer in his exam hall, you will be expected to provide sexual service to your betters, and make no mistake, they will make use of that privilege.”
“I know,” Razin had said, quieter this time. “You think I’ll definitely be the worst student?”
“Not definitely,” Neres had said, wrinkling his nose. “But certainly, I would expect you to be in the lowest echelon of exam scorers, and I think in taking this class, you are more likely than not to be on the lowest rung at least once, if not multiple times.”
“Mm,” Razin had grunted.
“This is acceptable to you? You are aware of the ramifications?”
“Mm hmm.”
“Very well,” Neres had said, and marked his approval on the course selection.
Now, Razin can barely breathe as he keeps his finger on the paper on the board, tracing every neatly printed name.
He’s not in the top ten – he’d known he wouldn’t be.
He’s not in the top fifty.
He’s not in the top one-hundred.
His stomach sinks as his gaze traces down each column of the table, and with every name he passes by that isn’t his, he knows in his heart of hearts where exactly his name is, but he still keeps tracing down each column, one by one. He gets to the last row.
137. Jolen Lavin
138. Corbin Hent
139. Razin Calhoun
His name is highlighted in pink.
He almost can’t breathe for a moment, staring at his name on the absolute end of the exam ranking, and he looks to the first entry on the list, which reads 1. Stephik Loven.
Doctor Albright had said, when he’d had Loven be the demonstration for the rest of the class, that Loven was a better student than most of the rest of them, that they’d never see him in that position again.
It had been fucking Evens, looking snidely at Razin, who had asked what happened if a man scored the lowest on his exams twice in a row. Evens was on the same dormitory floor as Razin, had been watching him practice spells and channelling exercises time and time again.
Just a week ago, he’d leaned over Razin as he’d washed his hands, shirtless, before the sink, and murmured in his ear, “You might not be able to fit much magic in you, Calhoun, but we’re sure as fuck going to fill you with cock.” Razin’s heart had fluttered and he’d felt flushed and giddy and horny and so, so humiliated, so frustrated.
the prettiest thighs
kinktober, day 11
synopsis: thigh fucking with Clark
cw: established relationship, implied fingering (f!receiving), thigh fucking, i think this counts as humping?, unprotected p in v, slight backshots, creampie <3
wc: 851
Clark’s got you braced against the kitchen counter, his body hot with desire as he pulls his fingers out of you. He’s given you enough orgasms that your arousal is dripping down your thighs. He uses his fingers to ensure your slick is coating over the soft skin of your inner thighs. You shudder, your breathing heavy, and he can hear your heart racing between your ribs.
“Gotta get you all wet, honey,” he says, voice rough. “Wouldn’t wanna chafe your thighs.”
Once he’s content with his work, he leans down, his chest pressing against your back as he kisses the side of your neck, his blood thrumming with need. Carefully, he pushes his cock between your thighs, feeling their soft flesh engulf him.
Shibari: “König”
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Oh my god please write about that mermaid genital slit I beg its so fucking hot I need it so bad.
that was early (@553580) talking about genital slits in mermaids but i would love nothing more than to talk about mermaid genitalia (I even have diagrams if people are interested, monster fucking my worst special interest) and also to talk about
cw: eggs, dubcon
researcher!reader and mer!price
simon and finger sucking 🙏
simon who loves when you flatten the warm pads of your fingertips along the length of his tongue. simon who’s almost a bit too eager to lean himself forward, to let his lips hit knuckles. and he can sit there all day, sticky tongue swirling and corners of his lips drooling.
loves when you use middle and ring, the two you use to play with yourself. if he gets himself worked up enough, he swears he can taste your sweet pussy off the skin, slurping and digging his tongue between the two till your fingers part just like the pretty folds of your pussy. if he works himself up, he’ll be a dreary, whimpering mess. poor cock dripping down itself untouched.
that’s the post. bye guys ✌️
Simon makes you cum
18+
CW: smut, cunnilingus, fingering, anorgasmia
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Simon's fingers are thick enough to make it burn at the stretch.
He rarely uses only one. Just at first, of course. Middle finger testing around before it finds a place to slot in and curl. He waves it inside, dancing back and forth with his wrist but never going in too deep, straying from bruising your cervix—knows it's not there that you like it.
Knows you inside out, actually.
Johnny and Simon messing around in Simon’s room together, Simon literally jerking off onto his face standing above him and then you just walk in…and you all just lock eyes before Johnny gives you that look that kinda says join us…and all the sudden your in the middle of both of them get absolutely destroyed.
Ghoap x female!reader, oral, sloppy oral (male receiving), spit roasting, face fucking, sub!johnny, sub!reader, dom!Simon, threesome, leeetle bit of degradation but not in a mean way
Your fingers twist together nervously. You'd been avoiding Simon and Johnny, and finally been shoved into the hallway back to their room by Price- "Sort this shit out," he'd ordered you, and watched to make sure you didn't try and run off.
You didn't mean to avoid them- but god, they turned you on so fucking much, you couldn't keep a clear head around them. Simon with his voice and his hands and the way he would casually yank Johnny around by his vest, once a thigh holster that made your own squeeze together. How Johnny would grin and wink at you, licking his lips after a drink, hearts in his eyes at his Lieutenant and the bulge in his jeans.
Loaned out trope but its omegaverse??
Beta!price who's been training omega!reader to help alphas in rut, all so you can help his men? You have a nest set up in your house, a guest room with both your and prices stuff. Whoever you're helping bring their own things that work into the nest. You cuddle and purr and lie pliant as his men abuse your poor hole, again and again. Sometimes price is in there to observe and make sure you're both fed, but more often than not he's on base or an op. Just you and whoever's rutting, shoving you around and whining when you don't take off your bite guard.
OR!!!
Omega!kyle who is so considerate when he hears his teammates don't have heat partners, always offers alpha!reader to be a warm body for them. That you are. Military men are about the most aggressive omegas you've been with, shoving you into the nest and riding for however long they want. Again and again, working that knot and still grinding even when tears prick your eyes. Kyles happy to let them do whatever, just so long as he gets video or photos of how their stomach bloats with your cum.
You say a lactation kink is fine right? I mean you don't ALWAYS have to be pregnant for a lactation to happen; its a side effect to some medications I hear so that being said.~ I bet it would drive some of the boys you write for mad when they accidently find out their teammate is taking medications that give them such a side effect. They wear nursing pads in their bra that absorbs the milk if it leaks, usually its not too bad because they regularly squeeze out the milk in places they can discreetly dispose of it like the bathroom sink or if their out in the field in a hole in the ground. Nobody knew until they accidently left used and milky pads on the side of the bathroom sink, thinking they threw them out. It was pretty obvious what they were from the look and smell of milk and there weren't many females or afab personnel on base. They would be embarrassed when the boys asked if it was theirs but confirm it was, apologizing for forgetting them and explaining it was a side effect of their meds their not pregnant or anything.
I wonder how the 141+konig or anyone else you wana add in would react to that fun fact hehe. (Bet König is begging so cutely to nurse directly from them)
oh i love this, yes lactation kink is very much welcomed <3
CW: lactation, afab reader, dub con (?)
it all happened because you’re a dumbass and thought you threw the pads out, you were so sure of it you didn’t even think to check back, dammit
you left the bathroom a couple hours ago, completely forgetting the whole ordeal, and then johnny came up to you in the rec room, completely ignoring the other men in there, holding the damned pads in his hand and with a worried and- jealous?- look he asked you a question you did not expect
“lass, are you- are ye pregnant?” your cheeks heated at the question, and your eyes darted from his face to the pads and back, and your mouth opened and closed, desperately trying to find an excuse of any kind, for fuck sake!
“you are? really?” könig piped up from his chair, and he sounded too ecstatic for your taste, where he was playing cards with kyle and simon, everyone stopped and focused on you
you turned your head to them, shaking it no enthusiastically, your head lifting defensively, ‘no’s dropping from your mouth quickly
“i’m not! i’m not, those are- it’s a side effect from my medicine, i’m not pregnant!” you try to defend yourself, turning back to johnny, who’s cheeks are red and has a glint in his eyes
is that- he looks hungry?
“so wha’? ye just producing milk?” he asks, still holding those damned things in his hands, and you stand up, hands scrambling to try and take them from him
ineffective, you have to say, he just lifts his hands up higher than you can reach and holds them over your head- literally
only for konig to step behind you, grab said pads and hold them even higher, before he leans down next to your ear and asks you in a low tone, that isn’t actually low enough and can be heard by all of them
“may i taste, liebling?” your shoulders lift, tensing up and you stand still, eyes wide in surprise at the question, you turn around to tell him to fuck off when johnny speaks
“nah mate, i saw them first, im tasting first” you turn back to johnny, eyes wider and cheeks even more heated, arms crossing defensively over your chest
“no one’s tasting! are you guys insane?!” you try to step away from them, but the two idiots have you cornered, blocking your attempts to escape from any direction, one man standing behind your back and one at your front
“ah cmon lass, bet it’d feel better with our mouths on ‘em, bet they’re sensitive, aye?” johnny steps even closer, hands grabbing your forearms and pulling at your arms, lifting them up, he looks at konig and nods his head down at you, giving him a wordless order
konig, the giant asshole, puts the pads in his pocket and then grabs your wrists, holding them above your head, so johnny can freely lift your shirt, exposing your soft skin, and ignoring your squirming he pushes your bra down, lowering his face to your chest and latching on a nipple
you whine loudly, chest pushing against his face and when he starts sucking, hands gently kneading your soft chest, you whimper in pleasure, head pushed back against könig’s chest as johnny drinks
“why can’t i drink too?” könig complains quietly, moving to stand in front of you, your wrists being pushed and pulled so he can hold them at your sides, grip too tight for you to even think about moving, and then he lowers his face too, lips attaching to your free nipple
the sensation of having both your nipples sucks on and your boobs being milked like this has moans falling from your lips, and you squirm in their hold, complaining that they’re damn weirdos
the two of them carefully push you to sit down, kneeling around you and getting comfortable in their positions so they can drink their fills, both of them looking up at you with wide eyes, dazed from the taste of your sweet milk
Stalker!reader who absolutely looooooves König and how kinda creepy and just big he is. Steals underwear, tries snapping pictures, and is just absolutely desperate for this man. reader thinks they're so sneaky about it. But is in fact not and maybe König is really just letting happen till he decides to catch them in the act and give them what they want? (He fucks them.) Inckude whatever else you'd like!
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gosh this is an old one, i’m sorry if it took me so long wow how does time pass like this???? AGH anyway this is so good!!!
CW: stalkerish behavior, smut, degrading, reader is a pervert!!!!, unsafe/unrealistic sexual ?conduct? he doesn’t use lube
he had noticed you pretty early on, the little soldier always lingering behind doors and corners, always taking pictures and scurrying off as soon as he turned to try and catch you in the act, he noticed his dirty underwear going missing, the new smell on his bed some nights when he didn’t wash the sheets when he should’ve, the stares, always feeling watched and the hair at the back of his neck lifting, instincts telling him he’s being observed
so he plotted to get you, trap your little obsessed person in his room, and he waited and waited, and finally, in the middle of the day when he should’ve been elsewhere
he was hiding in a dark corner and waited for you to slip in, quietly closing the door behind you before stepping to his bedside table, rummaging to find some of his underwear and taking one of the dirtier ones, stuffing it in your pocket before crawling on his bed, on your knees, face lowering to nose at the sheets and take in his musky scent
he steps to his door, as silent as ever, and turns the lock with a loud click, which has you stilling, muscles tensing as your eyes widen, snapping to the door because of the sound, and widening more when you see him, standing there with an unreadable gaze from behind his hood
you’re shocked, so much that you can’t move, face stuck into his bed, ass up as you kneel on the mattress, and he steps towards you with slow and calculated movements
you’re honestly pretty scared, thinking that this is going to be how your life finally ends, choked out because the man of your obsession found out you stole his underwear and sniffed at his bed- pretty embarrassing, if you ask
you go to speak, head lifting slightly from the bed and lips wide as you muster up words to at least try and defend yourself, when he grabs the back of your head and pushes your face back down, your face ending back into the soft fabric, and he holds you down there as he lowers down himself
he gets to your level, face closing in on you, words spoken right next to your ear with his breath puffing against your skin through the hood
“finally caught you, little one” his voice is low and it has you shivering, a muffled whine coming from where your face is stuck into his sheets
“you’ve been busy, hm? taking so many pictures, trying to steal all my underwear, even following me in the bathrooms when i shower” your shoulders tighten nervously, muscles tensed, and you try lifting your head to defend yourself, deny it!
but he keeps you down, tight hold and heavy hand on the back of your head, and you whimper again, anxiously waiting for the punishment and pain to come
he shushes you, his other hand slipping beneath your shirt and stroking your skin, sending more shivers through your body, fingers traveling from the top of your back to the bottom, teasing at your waistband
“you thought you were sneaky, ja? thought i would not catch you?” you shake your head as much as you can, and when he slips his hand down your pants you whimper, noise loud enough to be clearly heard over the bed muffling your voice
“little thieves are to be punished” he says matter-of-factly, standing and kneeling on the bed behind you, hand still holding your face down and you’re getting dizzy, too little air coming into your lungs but you try to stay still, gotta be a good soldier
“you’re going to be a guter kleine soldatin and take your punishment, isn’t that right, liebling?” from his position behind you he takes the freedom to pull down both your pants and underwear, revealing the mess you made in your clothes and you squirm beneath him, trying to cover yourself
“ah-ah, kleine, be still” his free hand comes down on your ass, a loud slap sounding in the room as you’re startled, ass held still as you whine, the pain quickly transforming in pleasure
his fingers play with your hole, teasing in and out a few times before he spits on it, fingers pushing in with slow and hard strokes, curling downwards and pushing against all your sweet spots
he gets you up to four of his thick fingers, and you’re whimpering, desperately trying to lift your head even just to get a deep breath in, but he keeps you down on his bedsheets, and your brains fogging up quickly, body shivering and moving less beneath him
when he takes out his fingers he spits on his palm, lining up his shaft before pressing the head against your hole, enjoying the way it tightens and relaxes from the pressure of his hard head
he thrusts in, pushing until he’s balls deep, enjoying the feeling of your walls pulsing around him, startled from the sheer size and length of his cock
he decides then that you’ve been punished enough and he finally lifts your face from the mattress, pulling you up up up until your back is laying against his chest, and you get pushed further down on his length, your loud moans at last sounding freely
he starts thrusting, hips pulling back and snapping forwards with a wet slap as they hit your rear, your eyes rolling in the back of your head at the sensation, his hands holding you at your neck and hip, grip firm as he keeps you still to fuck your hole open
“that’s a gut soldatin, take it like you wanted, huh? was it as big as you imagined?” he breaths against your ear, the deep timber of his voice making you moan, head thrown back against his strong chest, hole squelching as he thrusts in quickly
you came once when you were being fingered open, and your second orgasm is building pretty quickly, and as the hand on your hip slips lower, moving so his fingers play with your sensitive spots, it pulls another orgasm out of you, hole clenching and pulsing around his cock, breathy noises from you as your muscles tense up
his thrusts get more erratic, he tries to reach his orgasm too, and the way you’re clenching around him helps, his muscles tensing and hips thrusting one more time, hard push as he buries himself to the hilt, loud groan right in your ear as cum spurts from his cock and into your hole
he keeps you down on his dick until he’s satisfied, until he’s sure you’ve been stained in places no one has ever reached by him
when he pulls out you fall down, laying limp on his bed as cum slowly spurts out of your abused hole, and he clicks his tongue in disapproval, murmuring something about ‘not wasting his precious gift’ before he takes the stolen underwear in your pocket and stuffing it inside your hole, to keep all his thick cum inside you for as long as he wants