𝔚𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔦𝔬𝔯 𝔔𝔲𝔢𝔢𝔫

You don't know me. You don’t know what I’ve been through. The choices I’ve had to make. I’ve stared death in the face over and over again. And every time, I’ve spat in that face and survived. Because I’m strong enough to do what others won’t.

[dreadportaled]

Oh Brothers, give me a break.

[littleblackqrow]

Dont be jealous.

[dreadportaled]

Jealous of what, you choosing to date a cop?

[dreadportaled]

Oh Brothers, give me a break.

[scareqrowbranwen]

"You know mom acts like she doesn't care but she sure appeared real fast the moment we returned to Remnant."

[dreadportaled]

“Next time you can find your own ride, then.”

[dreadportaled]

courtclover​:

dreadportaled​:

Ew.

Nice to meet you, finally. Hi. I’m the cop your brother is dating. 

I know this might be difficult for you to believe, but I absolutely don’t care. My brother’s terrible taste in men has nothing to do with me.

[dreadportaled]

Imagine being so domesticated that you date a cop.

[littleblackqrow]

Domesticated??!

[dreadportaled]

Oh look, he can read.

[dreadportaled]

Imagine being so domesticated that you date a cop.

[scareqrowbranwen-archive]

“I don’t remember fucking asking for your opinion”

[dreadportaled]

I don’t remember you being stupid enough to date a cop. I suppose we’re both getting forgetful in our old age.

[dreadportaled]

Ew.

[dreadportaled]

Imagine being so domesticated that you date a cop.

[littleblackqrow]

dreadportaled​:

… what in the world are taxes?

I dunno. I heard Tai bitching about doing them once. I think it involves a lot of screaming, and calculators.

[dreadportaled]

I mean, if they require more intelligence than it takes to throw a rock at a problem, I doubt they fall into his skillset then.

[littleblackqrow]

@dreadportaled​

“Well shit, no one tell him I havnt paid my taxes ever.”

[dreadportaled]

... what in the world are taxes?

[dreadportaled]

NAUGHTY OR NICE?

Well that’s quite rude.

[dreadportaled]

I’m not nearly drunk enough to witness my brother talking about his rack.

[littleblackqrow]

dreadportaled​:

Maybe wear a shirt that covers your cleavage, you absolute idiot.

If I wanted your opinion I would have asked for it.

[dreadportaled]

If I wanted to hear you complain, I’d’ve pushed you down the stairs.

[littleblackqrow]

“I dont know why I keep trying to pour the crumbs from the chip bag into my mouth, it always ends up going down the cleavage. I might as well pour them right into my tits to start to spite Misfortune and save time.”

[dreadportaled]

Maybe wear a shirt that covers your cleavage, you absolute idiot.

[scatterose-deactivated20240211]

dreadportaled​:

Yels louder

“ Sheesh! Okay! Here, have it already! ” Summer holds out a cracker. 

[dreadportaled]

No longer yel.

[dreadportaled]

Yel because fuck you in particular.

[dreadportaled]

Yels louder