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.DIANA. 23. CA♡ IG / TWITTER: @Durrrty_D

[arianagdaily]

[creatine-baby]

A little less conversation and a lil more touch my body

[snatchingyofav-deactivated20180]

I just broke up with my ex……..

[saltycashew]

Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex.

[lilprometheus-blog]

[yeezys-girl]

yeezys-girl

[mtl-mami-deactivated20180120]

👅👅👅

[girlsuggestion]

Big sweaters and lacy lingerie underneath

[abdul1738-deactivated20161117]

Wow!🔥

[knewbetta-deactivated20170725]

[realitytvgifs]

[kumajuice-deactivated20220110]

I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.

I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.

 He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total. They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.

Good times.

[youarethebloodinmyownveins]

I work at Chipotle and I know for a fact that this is bullshit lmao. The closest your total will be to that is $17.48. I know that for a fact because people always say how it’s only 10 cents off from 1738

[kumajuice-deactivated20220110]

Sigh It’s …it’s barely been 24 HOURS into day 1 of 2016 and bitches already out here wildin’. Why the hell do I have to lie about a fucking total? lmao let me drag you real quick bitch, it’s obvious you’ve never done cash and probably just a tortilla hoe. 

Also, maybe you didn’t know but.. it’s called “SALLLLESSS TAXXXX” and (hear me out on this) It’s different in EAAAAAACH STAAAAATE! Crazy right?? 

Anyways the flat sales tax rate on any tangible food item made for immediate consumption or “fast food” varies zip code to zip code but in the zip code of the chipotle I work at it is 10% Keep that in mind.

Now take a look at this:

These are chipotles flat prices for EVERY entree you want plus the standard sized drink you can get WITH your food, if you work at chipotle like you claim, you’d know that regardless of whether it’s a burrito, bowl, or taco, the total will be the same as above. 

Now let’s do some math:

A Chicken bowl + A Steak bowl + A Small drink = $15.80

15.80 + 10% = ….? 

Here are some screenshots of other people who have shared this experience.

You’re excused bitch. 

[pharaohoftheghetto]

Alex nooooooo

[whaticantremembernow]

First heavy clapback I’ve witnessed in 2016 and i honestly didn’t see it coming.

[solisseblog]

[paulacartagena2213]

[xolaflame-deactivated20170330]

To celebrate 10k here’s a picture of Abel passed out in a strip club.

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

[halfviti]

Keng Lye - Alive without Breath (2013) - Hyperrealistic sea animals created using acrylics and epoxy resin, layer by layer

what

[pettyartist]

I will reblog this artist’s works every time it comes on my dash omfg

[lyfecuraga-deactivated20160116]

this is so amazing <3

[peachdusk]

How

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[theofficialariel]

THE AMOUNT OF REBLOGS THIS HAS  THOUG

[sterlingmoonstone]

not worth the off chance

[kushandwizdom]

Wdf ffs. I wanna collect all the voodoo ever practiced in my ancestry line and throw it at the person who created this post.

[aberharry]

I fucking hate this fucking post but still not taking any risks. Sorry, pals

[treabitch]

Damnit

[simply808]

Ya…no

[itslulub]

I love my mom to much to let her go

[dannybonaduce-deactivated201407]

[karolinaone]

[callmeswavey]

🙏🏽