VENI, VIDI, VICI.

ACE IN THE HOLE.

[duwynaidh]

aognaidh replied to your post: “I should bring back the eighties craze we had....

Baby, you’re so right.

“I know I am! Still have those wristwarmer scrunchies and headbands, mum?”

[duwynaidh]

“I should bring back the eighties craze we had. Now, if there was EVER a time to be an Unseelie, it was the eighties! I wonder if anyone still has their legwarmers.”

[duwynaidh]

❝ HAHA! I just LOVE what you've done with the place, Victor! I knew it would look as fine as an alolan maiden in blue silks with some crimson undertones and curtains coated in ribbons of gold. Ought to hire me as your fashion designer. ❞ The man laughs out, a grit to his teeth as he revels in the beauty of Victini's casino, strong hands on his own hips while eyes explore their surroundings like a hungry WOLF.

“ Alolan maids are overrated, you should know that by now. Nothing but endless prattling about tradition and honor. Fah! ” Lord Victini huffs, cane twirling about as the casino twists and winds its halls around them. Lasvicious, ornate chandeliers hang above the main hall, which can be seen from the balconies lining the top floor mezzanine.

It’s beautiful. Just like him, just like he’s always been.

“ That NASTY business in Galar and Alola, though? Why, it’s sparked MY business more than I could ever ask! Fates changing left and right, it’s astounding! ” His cane bangs against the walls as he hops from balcony to balcony, uncaring and unworried about falling.

“ I sometimes find it hard to believe you grew up surrounded in the Weald, with all those Seelie! You’re a NATURAL at thinking for yourself, winning for you, BEING YOU! Everything that matters when it comes to being an Unseelie, really. ”

He may be a half-breed, but that just makes Sett more fascinating in the Prince’s eyes. So much entertainment to be squeezed out.

[duwynaidh]

gladionsgrownup‌:

Oh, Arceus damn it.

“You’re not the particular fairy I was looking for, Knave of Hearts, but okay.”

“ Knave? Why, that’s not my name! It’s KING of Hearts, my friend, care to make another go? ”

[duwynaidh]

ketzerhund‌:

don’t……..

“ Such a spoilsport. “

[evilkakyoin]

...*curses your bloodline just for fun*

[evilkakyoin]

....

......*plagues your family for generations just because*

[duwynaidh]

kokoko-ko‌:

[⚡] ❛❛ Of course not. ❜❜

❛❛ So fate wasn’t on your side this time, but man made machines are always prone to inaccuracies. ❜❜  It seemed natural, trying to ease that worried expression from Victini’s face—some fluke victory wasn’t worth seeing him in such a state.  He was hopelessly charmed, wasn’t he?  He wanted to see that confident smile that he was sure would end up stealing him away one day (not that he would complain, really), but even now his heart was unwavering.  How troublesome…

❛❛ Do you really think they would be able to quantify your beauty? ❜❜

A huff, as he turns his nose up.

“ Fah. Mankind wouldn’t know what beauty and attractiveness are if it struck them in the face! They don’t know what real beauty is. ” Victini narrowed his eyes, resting his chin atop his fist. Angry fingers fish out a pocket mirror, which the Prince inspects his own features with. Perfection was difficult--Koko wouldn’t receive that confident smile until Victini was pleased with himself and his own appearance.

“ My beauty? My, I knew I was enticing to mortals, ” He says, plucking out a stray hair from his head, “ But not to Tapu Guardians. ”

[duwynaidh]

gladionsgrownup‌:

No memory, huh?

Interesting.

He watches the other shift forms with a careful, neutral expression.

“Hm, the past is in the past I suppose. You can call me Alice to fit in with the theme.”

He wasn’t about to give his true name to any Unseelie. He wasn’t stupid.

“ Oh, what theme? “

Embers spark from his fingers like dust as he rubs them together, contemplatively.

“ You speak of the funny way you mortals view my culture, don’t you? ” Mock-offense fills his voice as Victini’s grin grows even wider, unbefittingly human on a rabbit’s face.

“ That’s funny! You’re funny, ALICE, “ He says. It’s a clear falsehood, but Victini cannot press further. Rules are rules, after all. “ Pleasure to meet you! Care for a drink? You’re old enough, aren’t you?  ”

[duwynaidh]

gladionsgrownup‌:

“You tried to trick me into losing my head, I think I’m allowed.”

“ Did I do that? ”

Shifting forms from a man, to an Ekans, to a Corvisquire, and finally to his stark, pure white-and-red body, the Prince flits about in the air like an indecisive dragonfly.

Tiny paws clap together with glee.

“ GOODNESS! It’s not coming to memory. I’m afraid I haven’t the faintest clue what you’re speaking of--I am LORD VICTINI, Prince of Hearts and the Unseelie, pleasure to meet you. May I have your name? ”

[duwynaidh]

kokoko-ko‌:

[⚡] ❛❛ S o a blind machine rated you lower, but I’d say you’re a 100 myself. ❜❜

“ Such GARBAGE -- is it me? Do I need another spa trip? Are my stress lines showing, Tapu Koko? ”

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telekinetiq‌:

                  ❝  no,  I  don’t,  because  beauty  isn’t  something  I  really  care  about ?   besides,  it’s  all  subjective.   if  you’re  happy  with  your  appearance,  that  should  be  the  only  thing  that  matters.  ❞

“ It takes work to look how I do, you know. I can’t believe -- ” His hands wave absently in Mewtwo’s direction, “ That you can--you can just WAKE UP and be happy like--like THAT! You should consider investing in an eyebrow trim. ”

An indignant huff.

“ It takes work to be happy to look like this, I’ll have you know. Being the FAIREST OF THEM ALL isn’t just some one and done task! ”

[shebbsquids]

[duwynaidh]

magonumberfive replied to your post: ugly

youtu.be/lYd7Ykb… victini

this is the EXACT song i was referencing and you are my new favorite mutual for 2 minutes

[duwynaidh]

telekinetiq‌:

                  ❝  yeah,  I  don’t  get  it  either.  ❞

“ But -- but you don’t even TRY! You don’t WORK for it! I--I don’t--? ”

[duwynaidh]

ugly

“ Not polite to say things that are rude, you know, especially not in the presence of a Fair Folk. ” Victini leans forward, his grin nearly splitting his face wide open.

“ I’m beautiful. That’s just fact. Let’s face it! I’m cute. “

[duwynaidh]

“ Well! Some ruddy test aside, my beauty is unmatched in the entirety of the Fair Folk. FAIR Folk.. ”

[duwynaidh]

HOW FAIR ARE YOU?

Agitated huff.