"To make babies… the traditional way."

"When I came to, the general back-alley ambience of the suite was so rotten, so incredibly foul. How long had I been lying there?"

[dynamitedakota182]

OnlyFans is the social platform revolutionizing creator and fan connections. The site is inclusive of artists and content creators from all

[samaraweaving]

It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.

Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

[horrorsoflife]

[porterr-robinson]

[becausebirds]

[stubbornseedling]

Among the smartest and longest lived animals we can ever hope to interact with and it was willing to learn this stupid trick to amuse its human friend.

Thank you patient bird.

[laurelhach]

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

[lifeinpoetry]

“I don’t know which is more terrifying: being loved or being asked to love.”

— Elissa Washuta, from “Faster Than Your Heart Can Beat,” My Body Is a Book of Rules

[stimman3000]

[vladtheunfollower]

free market baby

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Law & Ethics

[andlifemovesonn]

[soolagna-meow]

reminder that 30 isn’t old, it’s very normal to not accomplish everything in your 20s, and that it is never too late to learn that thing you’ve always wanted to learn. you’re always growing. that’s a good thing. 

[unexpectedyarns]

Who the hell accomplishes everything in their 20s? Who made that a thing?

I was 48 when I started my apprenticeship to become a tattoo artist. I was 50 when I married the love of my life.

You’ve got time.

[toniknits]

I needed this right now. I’ve got time!!!

[221b-hound]

I didn’t get my first book published until I was 38. At 53, I’m about to sign a contract for my tenth. You have time.

[zigster-ao3]

Thank you for this.

[wutjp-deactivated20210204]

[then-i-saw-you]

[invaderxan]

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

[pleatedjeans]

[bbhsvtdygsau-deactivated2020012]

When someone comes in on a Sunday with a big banana and expects everything to be peaches:

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

*gets in an uber* hi yeah i know i said i wanted to go somewhere but im actually just going through a hard time rn can you put on some fleetwood mac and take me through a carwash

[phanandbread]

you have got to bE KIDDING ME