welcome... to con air. ✈️

just a dude in his 20s with a love of videogames and movies.

[homoquartz]

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

[gauntletqueen]

my ass???? tonished

[ectopianist]

i finished putting together a piano composition for the song from those skibidi toilet videos to surprise the kids. it got a huge laugh out of them!

[ectopianist]

@godheader replied:

john

yes dave.

[loveswirl]

please witness its power

[yellbug]

*seeing a 6 year old in the wild* and skibidi greetings to you my young mr beast

[ectopianist]

i finished putting together a piano composition for the song from those skibidi toilet videos to surprise the kids. it got a huge laugh out of them!

[noctude]

maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

[godheader]

@ectopianist replied to your post “all that time you spend crying in bed time you...”:

did he ever outgrow those dorky anime shades?

​nah i think he loved them more than he does me lmao

dude wouldnt be caught dead without them

[ectopianist]

damn, that sucks. i am glad you eventually came to your senses about them though, because you're right. they were pretty fucking stupid. as stupid as him in general, apparently!

[buffskeleton]

hate the phrase 'baked goods' just a reminder that all my baking fucking sucks. my baked bads

[buffskeleton]

[buffskeleton]

im willing to answer some questions from the tags

it's fruit not meat. doesn't matter what kind of fruit it was anymore but i prommy i didn't eat raw meat

it tasted bad

[doubleca5t]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay ill reblog that

[dungeonrabbit]

dog eating a hot dog at the mariners game

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

dere you go

[oursidae]

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is 

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

yAy

[post-and-out]

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

[fan-troll]

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

[goldpilot22]

Because I love you all.

[thelighthousewatcher]

Ive been craving cookies, so thank you even though I have no chocolate chips

[florenceisfalling]

@uwu-is-ya-boi @greene-house @fndm-trsh-sht this reminded me of y’all

[mythicandco]

@rxg1nald I want to make this for you

[cocksley-and-catapult]

ISSUE 1061: and what of motion

17 july 2024

[schreiberpablo]

Humans and Apes - The Cast of Dawn (for @apprentixe)

[godheader]

@ectopianist

dude howve you been its been like 2 years, im so glad theres someone else normal here

did harley rope you into this shitshow too

[ectopianist]

woah, hey dave! wow, i have only had this account for a day and you already found me. this website is really impressive!

haha, yeah. jade said i'd like tumblr, and i also knew some other people who had some accounts, so i figured i'd give it a shot.

there are definitely internet trolls on here, but they're kind of on every website, right? it doesn't seem too bad here! i've seen way worse than whatever that other guy was doing.

[ectopianist]

there we go, i think i have everything right this time!

[nookstain]

ARE YOU SURE???? I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED A FEW OPPORTUNITIES TO SLATHER HUMAN NIC CAGE'S PUTRESCENT VISAGE ACROSS THE INTERFACE.

PSYCH!!!! IT'D BE PHYSICALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO BOMBARD MY DIGITAL EXPERIENCE WITH HIS WEIRD MAMMALIAN FACE ONE IOTA MORE WITHOUT CAUSING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL SPACIAL COLLAPSE, KILLING EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE INSTANTLY.

AT THAT POINT, AT LEAST IT'LL BE A MERCIFUL REPRIEVE FOR MY GANDERBULBS.

[ectopianist]

hey, first off, nicolas cage's face is not weird! he's a very handsome man.

second, if you think i've reached the limit of how many nics i can cram into one theme, think again.

[ectopianist]

i think you should be able to put things you enjoy into things you're learning more often. if my dad let me learn piano through ghost busters medley compositions rather than flat classical pieces, i would have been so much more motivated to stick with it.

[dualumina]

Look at this! I want this man’s jacket! What does this jacket make you feel when you look at it? 😆

[usercreate]

FACE/OFF (1997) dir. John Woo