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me: compulsively switches between the same 4 apps for 12 hours straight because i’m absolutely incapable of being left alone w my thoughts

tinyufoboss

Finally got a moment to draw this dumb idea I’ve had in my notes for a month 💃

reddieao3feed

with wings unfolding

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/34a9Apl

by eddiekissbrak

“You told Stan the last time you peed yourself was in first grade at that horse farm,” Eddie starts, arms crossing over his tiny body. “But actually it was two weeks ago when you laughed so hard at your own joke you wet the bed.” Richie’s heart thumps in his chest. The only people who knew about that were him and his mom (who’d helped change the sheets). Against his will, Richie’s cheeks light up with an embarrassed flush.

“Okay, maybe I did!” Richie throws up his hands in defeat. “But that doesn’t mean you’re an angel.” Realization hits, and Richie points a finger at Eddie in accusation. “If you’re really an angel, then where’s your wings?”

Eddie just gives an exasperated sigh. “I have to earn them. That’s why I’m here. To help you.” A pause, and then Eddie smiles. “To be your friend.”

Words: 2252, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English

Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Stanley Uris

Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier

Additional Tags: stan uris is richies best friend, guardian angel eddie kaspbrak, tags to come, Slow Burn, this fic gonna airplane emoji through the years so prepare for that, bill and more losers to come in part two, and stan will finally Actually be there, eddie Will say fuck

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/34a9Apl

#reddie

timemachineyeah

Sometimes I think about the future of self driving cars and how everyone I talk to about that future is like “okay but in an emergency we’ll be able to take back manual control, right?” and I usually placate them by saying, yeah, that’s totally how it’ll happen, but actually we’re already seeing the opposite. Cars with “self driving” features like steering and breaking that kick in and take control from the driver if the driver is about to rear end someone or is in a dangerous situation because the truth is computers can think faster and have better reflexes than us and I think about this going into the future and how if the self-driving cars are able to share their data with each other and learn from the driving experiences of every car on the road soon we’ll have cars that are so massively experienced at driving and avoiding accidents and making microsecond decisions and partial degree turns of the wheels and being so damn precise that automobile accidents will be almost unheard of and that’s when we’ll develop the most wasteful hilarious extreme sport in history where a single human driver will go up against an arena of ultra smart self driving cars and just by driving around recklessly try to coral them into crashing into each other and I tell you I would watch that sport all day.

thestudentprincesss

#this didn’t end the way i expected

kriyonce

eddie: 👁👄👁 richie: 😳🌬 benverly: 😏

totaltozier

okay but are you team richie and eddie move to california or new york????

chenetic

Richie: wait... you still wear those tiny red shorts??

Eddie: yeah, when I go for a run or at home. Why?

Richie:

newtgeiszler

richie's love interest dying in the first high budget horror movie with an lgbt main character would have really bad real world implications about the impossibility of a gay person being happy. thank god eddie is alive!

1nsecto

bro we are just chillin'

innocencelives

shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.

kk-atelyn-deactivated20210830

don’t stay mad for too long eds! 💝

deadacc81

vampiresarmand

I just now noticed that during the losers dinner scene Richie tells Eddie “I think you just read shit on the internet and it makes you nervous.” like okay that’s a mood

twiceinabloodmoon

y’all I really cannot

benjeyismylife-deactivated20200

an inside look into that video 😉

so we start off with jorge like biting benji’s lip and just like touching his lips and being v cute

and then jorge lifts his head to see what benji’s doing on his phone, all the while still touching benji’s lips (i honestly think that jorge’s obsessed).

and then he looks up and sees that benji’s recording them and takes his hand away from benji’s lips and looks at the camera surprised

and then jorge’s like “oh shit benji got that on camera what the fuck” and he pulls the most hilarious face i’ve ever seen

and then he’s freaking out a little and benji’s having the time of his life bc he got jorge unexpectedly (just like jorge has been doing since they met)