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OSHA eat your heart out

like not to come on here completely unprompted at 3am local time but out of every dragon age protagonist, the warden fighting the actual apocalypse with a crew they ordered on fivver included, the inquisitor has to be the one with the most comically absurd tale out of the three. absolute buffoonery of events. you walk into a big corpo meeting after the pope got blown up by a blonde nurse and accidentally happen to grab some guy’s super magically spicy ball and suddenly you’re jesus’s spokesperon. also the bald dude in your camp will fucking steal your loot a week later because he’s an old god. the spicy ball was his. insane

xanaxfarts

4000cc breast implants :)

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

metatextuality

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

chromatic-r

I love how the game tries to convince you that the First Warden is so unreasonable and annoying and a pisser when Rook talks to everyone like a flat earther. Like going up to your county sheriff and saying "hold all your calls. We need to focus on the real problem: Zeus and Aphrodite from Greek Mythology are in the White House and they have the nuclear missile codes" it's a wonder he didn't just kill them on the spot

condohavenoking

same energy

moxis

cursed mythal bathwater dilemma i won't forget u...

otherwolves

Daisy 🌼

meltingangels

hawke-archive

These are the times in which legends are born or slain. DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD | Release Date Trailer

leekimhoung

i have to

yaoiconnoisseur

You can’t out run your sins, James.

michelledrawz

All together now! The complete set of Silent Hill posters~ all traditional mixed media using watercolor, ink, and colored pencil (the text is added digitally). Psst-- I still have a few more of these available in my shop!