EJ :D

Hi!! I'm EJ and I write sometimes! Pfp by the beloved @/wrendrawstoomuch on Insta

[ej-rambles]

Hi!

Hi! I'm EJ- I write fics on ao3 (EJ_Rambles) and headcannons on both Twitter/X and now on here! I mostly rant about Techno, qFit, and now the Batfam so feel free to come talk to me about them :D!!

This is my first time on Tumblr so excuse me trying to figure out how things work lol! I'm also shifting fandoms rn so it's going to be a combo of a lot of things going on-

I'm going to be putting all my little ramblings under the tag Ej_Rambling

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Protectors of Gotham Batfam au - An au where all the Batfam (except Bruce) had died before meeting Bruce and end up making deals with Gotham to become its protectors. They each have little quirks to them that reflect how they lived and how they died. They don’t automatically join Bruce/Batman, often doing their own thing until Bruce finds them.

Tim is a ghost who died at 13 bc his parents locked him in his room as punishment and then forgot to open his room when they left for a trip. Tim starved to death, clutching the camera that his father broke until his last breath.

His body is thin and frail, bones visible right under his skin. He flickers in and out of visibility and often remains by walls, blending in with wallpaper. As a cost to becoming a protector of Gotham, he was cursed to never make noise unless acknowledged and can only speak once spoken to (a reflection of his life when living). He carries his camera everywhere and can print every photo he takes upon will.

He can phase through things and become solid at will. He can create ghost copies of anything he touches that he can then will to be solid, but once his concentration breaks it disappears. His physical appearance often looks 13, but may also change to 17 depending on his mood/company.

The only sound he can make without being acknowledged is the shutter of a camera, often being used to express happiness or distress.

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This is a little cryptid Batfam au I’ve been entertaining lately. One of my friends was really excited at the idea, so I just had to draw something. Never drawn kon before this, so his outfit will definitely go through alterations in later drawings. I FORGOT HIS GLASSES!! Will definitely need to remember that next time 😔😔 I’ve been working on a little fic for this, but don’t expect it anytime soon (I’m slow and college is kicking my butt)

Also next ETW part is still in the works. Will hopefully finish soon, after my midterms.

Speedpaint and notability sketches below:

[demonspawnsposts]

Fic Idea:

"Its 10 pm, do you know where your chidlren are" that got Bruce to pause. Dusk have just arrived and he is getting ready to head out as batman.

Dick and Jason are already out in the city, he can hear the hum of conversation from his coms from his cowl, wiating to be picked up. He heard it again "Hey, ist 10 pm, do you know where your children are" it must have come from the coms. The Comercial has been airing every night through the city. Arkham has not been able to hold the rogues for long these days.

Tim is passed out on the chair next to him. The case he was working on has kept him awake for days. And he's finally able to rest after a break through.

Cass and Steph are both on a mission in Hong Kong, having just sent updates earlier.

And damian, he has not seen damian all day. Its a shcool night. Surely he should be in bed right now.

... Damian was not home.

[eurussssssssssssssss]

a trust fund dad who works no jobs, who loves his kid and never stops, with gentle hands and the heart of a fighter, hes a survivor ✨✨✨✨✨

[ej-rambles]

Hc that Agnes Montague was dressed in monochrome colors all her life- but they change with what ‘stage’ of her life she’s in.

When she was an infant she wore angry reds- raising from the ashes of her own mother.

As she grew the members of the cult dressed her in oranges slowly turning to yellows by the time she was a young adult. When she met Barnabas she was wearing blue. The outfits she wore when she met him weren’t as intricate as the ones she was normally dressed in.

As his vision blurred after their kiss, he swore her the hood she pulled on looked purple.

When she was found in her flat she wore grey. Her long dress hung past her feet, slightly swaying as the air around her was disturbed- moving like smoke.

Smoke after the flame burnt out.

[ej-rambles]

Me when I'm able to repurpose my demon society but in a new fandom so in my head qBBH and my demon!Damian Wayne could def know each other-

[ej-rambles]

Thinking about how Dick’s friends have been taken from him and rebranded for his little brothers (Kon, Roy, Kori) and now he’s finally getting his super counterpart but it was Damian’s first (Jon)

[amorkuku]

don't destroy his self-esteem 🐦😆

[ej-rambles]

So scared to interact with Batman Twitter 😳

Like half of the stuff on my tl is complaining about how people 'don't read the comic' and how they only know it through the fandom or fanfics and its like ??? and? Don't go into those spaces then???

Idk- let it be known that I'm binge watching the Batman Animated Series and I'm about to watch the Justice League but theres about a million comics??

And not only that but it's like ok say I read the comics but I take a piece of characterization that's from an author /you/ don't like- am I wrong or are you just being picky??

Idk- I was about to post some blurbs but I might just post on here idk?

[shen-mu]

Pai's eyes mini-comic based on this fic by amazing @hepbaestus <З

[missteivel]

[raggedy-dxctor]

life recently

[codecurucho]

I just find it hilarious that both Cellbit and Fit came into the qsmp with clear plans for their lore only to get sidetracked by attractive men in hoodies and end up in yaoi roleplay

[fuzzysun]

crazy that we had “i feel like i'm a dog chasing a car and now i finally reached the car and i dont know what the fuck to do" and "you say it, pac, i'll kill monsters, place blocks. i'll do anything you ask" in the same fuckinv livestream. That bald cubito can Surely store dog motif inside of him

[qsmpbutwithsignlanguage]

Quackity: I pioneered this translation mod and helped to make captioning above characters so people could communicate even through language barriers

Nobody:

Literally Nobody:

Nobody on the Entire QSMP:

Tubbo: I am going to use this to fake a love confession for a fake cheating scandal to break up my two closest canonical friends in the QSMP because.

[ej-rambles]

Do you think for a slit second that in Bagi's rage Pac saw Cell?

He saw the same energy before. But this time- instead of the air turning cold making his hair stand on end- it turned warm. Uncomfortably warm- boiling. He heard Bagi's screaming and felt everything slow. All of the workers- both the eyes and the feds- even Fit didn't move. Bagi's scream had turned them all to stone. It wasn't until Bagi charged that he could feel his heart again. He tried to help Bagi when he could but she didn't need it. Her anger had a target- and it wasn't him. Instead of feeling at risk- he felt safe. He knew that he wasn't the cause of this rage. He knew that Bagi would do anything to protect her family.

[ej-rambles]

Percy Jackson Au

In the sense that all the islanders live in some kind of 'camp' sorted by cabins based on their godly parent and sometimes get sent on quests.

Fit: Dionysus- Wild take but Fit is in Dionysus cabin. The more I think about it the more it makes sense- the whole reason he was sent to the island was because he was able to stay sane in Wasteland. If Fit was a child of Dionysus he would have the power of keeping that sanity- which might not seem like a lot but in the life of a demigod (and even an islander) it can mean so much. I also imagine that as a mini cape over his mechanical arm is leopard print- not enough to be in your face but a nice homage to his father. His trident would be his main weapon which you might be thinking 'wouldn't that suite better for a child of Posiden?' and you're right but its my au. The trident itself is pretty standard but feels more dolphin-y if that makes sense? (Due to dolphins being one of Dionysus' sacred animals). Also- at the end of it (the part with no points) is a pinecone topper. Also instead of grape vines he has rose vines.

Slime: Dionysus- Not so much of a hot take but hilarious to think about them in a cabin together. Charlie is almost opposite of Fit in the fact that he can produce a madness like insanity. His design would also have horns because I think it fits him and its like the older versions of Dionysus.

Bad: Persephone- I know in the books that Persephone doesn't have children but once again my au my rules. I think that this one was one of the easier ones but at the same time the absolute hardest. I had debated in putting in Hecate (due to the theory of Bad's connection with the goddess) or Athena (due to his battle knowledge and all the pranks he plays- well more like the creativity and complexity of them) but my heart told me Persephone (however I can def be convince otherwise). In this au Bad's main weapon is a scythe due to both being a symbol of the grim reaper and the farming. He can also leave a trail of flowers behind him but sometimes (depending on his health or mood) he can leave a trail of dead flowers and dead grass.

I cant think of any of the others rn but thats what I have so far!!