Emryn

21 year old loving her 58 year old Self ship account

[emerynthings]

Five mentions Reggie adopted him from Ireland and I start randomly talking to him in an Irish accent every chance I get and it’s driving him crazy

[emerynthings]

“I can fix him” great!! I’m joining him in his insanity and getting him laid maybe that’ll calm him down a little bit

[themostbeautifulwhitelily]

It's always "I can fix him" and never "I want him as he is"

I don't think I can fix him, I don't want to fix him, I don't think he needs to be fixed, I just want him.

Whether I want him in a tooth-rottingly sweet, emotional-moonlit-serenades-on-a-warm-summer-night way or in a carnal and raw I-desperately-need-to-get-that-man-pregnant way is irrelevant.

[starryseafo4m]

Your f/o talking about you <3

[beanie-says-boo]

Favourite image of Five Hargreeves?

This is mines :]

[badkitty3000]

I seriously cannot choose just one favorite. He is a perfect specimen. But here are two of my faves because I love his profile 🥰

[lifeoflunar]

I CANT CHOOSE ONEEE but my fav genre of five is sad hair-in-face deep in thought pathetic wet puppy dog five

[emerynthings]

Love him sooooo much but him drunk is so adorable to me like come let me take care of you and scold you in the morning for being so careless with yourself

[leporicervidae]

i think ☝️five would really enjoy going on walks to the park and he would feed ducks but he would spook them off if they got too close. so the ducks accept his food but they never truly trust him and he knows it and does feel a little bad about it but never changes because he's so stuck in his ways

[emerynthings]

Five: throwing bread at ducks: Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.

My favourite headcanon By @diegoandklaus you just reminded me of it

[emerynthings]

Proof five is a boob guy because I have two moles on each nip and I know he put them there in our past life

[emerynthings]

“I can fix him” great!! I’m joining him in his insanity and getting him laid maybe that’ll calm him down a little bit

[emerynthings]

Five hargreeves is a fake idgafer

[emerynthings]

Luther: when i erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

Five: with a pencil? Not an eraser? And you’re asking where it goes? How many times were you drop-

Emryn: Luther, sweets, are you okay?

[emerynthings]

Five: crappppppp this my circus. Are those….? Yup…those are my monkeys….dammit

[leporicervidae]

diego is always playing with his knives. someone get that man a fidget toy

[emerynthings]

He tells himself he does it to make himself look cool but really he does actually need a fidget toy

[shoalofglassfish]

Did stan and five ever interact or did the show writers fail once again

[emerynthings]

Idk why they make five seem like a shit uncle and horrible with kids when he’s literally the type of person who would act nonchalant around them and the kids would cling to regardless and annoy him even though he pretends to hate it but loves that kids love him

Sigh

Nobody knows him like i know him

[i-love-my-fictional-husband]

tell me whyyyy

[emerynthings]

Ain’t nothing but a heartacheeeee

[brellafaun]

hell home au headcanon upon ye

viktor enjoys green tea candies, WV likes caramels, antlers is a fan of tootsie rolls/necco wafers, and girl likes chomping on christmas light bulbs

[emerynthings]

I had green tea mochi today and now I’m daydreaming about spending time with my brother in law eating green tea flavoured snacks and making them for him to brighten his day

[brellafaun]

the others scattering bananas around the house as a form of psychological warfare with Luther

[emerynthings]

He’d start tweaking and I’ll start scolding them to have mercy on our only himbo

[pupfettipaws-deactivated2026042]

when a moot has a selfship from the same source, i image us going on double dates.

[yaraverse]

Five hargreeves would unwillingly fall for someone like poppy the way Alex did

[emerynthings]

Exactly what happened and I drove him up the walls