[oneheadtoanother]

[daydreamsofdragons]

[catchymemes]

[dichotomoustessellations]

fire makes everything clean goes hard af

[echofades]

AMY & KIRSTEN | VIGIL (SEASON 2)

[theconcealedweapon]

[pettyprocrastination]

nearly every character pedro pascal plays is like a charismatic intimidating figure with some sort of skill in combat meanwhile every photo i see of that man irl has this energy 

[pettyprocrastination]

are you absolutely shitting me 

[butchesanddykesandqueersohmy]

I am once again furious there isn't a dyke version of grindr

[butchesanddykesandqueersohmy]

This gem shan't be hidden in the tags because I feel this in my soul

[caats]

Cutest thing ever

[warriornunmysteries]

I know the fear and pain that Beatrice feels seeing Ava dangle in the air and plummet to the ground is important to show Beatrice’s feelings for Ava, etc etc, but it still would have been unbelievably hilarious if Mary had been there and yelled up to Ava to quit being a baby, this wasn’t even as bad as the cliff she kicked her off of, and then Ava yelling back at her to shut up this drop is DEFINITELY higher, and Beatrice yelling at Mary, “YOU KICKED HER OFF A CLIFF???” and then the halo starting to flicker and Mary yelling, “DO A FLIP!!” right as Ava plunges towards the ground.

[trickarrows-bishop]

i’m CRYING “DO A FLIP” 😭😭

[pochowek]

this is still so funny

[softavasilva]

#she was both afraid and turned on

WARRIOR NUN  2.08 | Jeremiah 29:13

[stbot]

♡judgmental girlfriends♡ 

[fruitface]

jade_reaction.gif

[guerrillatech]

[reluctantbroodingdads]

So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on

[rabbitrah]

2023

1. BECOME 50% MORE GOTH

2. HANG OUT WITH FREAKS

3. ABANDON THE FEAR OF LOOKING STUPID

[proletarianprincess]

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

[livenudegirl]

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

can I volunteer to be a penguin

[commander-damneron]

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

[runrunningrunner]

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

[breatherunlive]

I love everything about this post.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A GOOD POST

[shadesofmauve]

A lovely older friend of mine lived in Edinburgh when she was a small child, and regularly attended the penguin parade – as a penguin. That is, she was a small toddler and thus about the right height and speed, and she just waddled along with everyone else who was about 2’ high.

So the answer to ‘can I volunteer to be a penguin’ is at least occasionally ‘yes.’

[liloury-deactivated20180113]

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

[ashekirk]

So let me get this straight

1. Elon Musk buys Twitter

2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate

3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg

4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him

5. He gets mad and posts a video response

6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location

7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking

That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.