I Keep Your Bitch Wet Like My Cellphone

Hey, my name is Jade and let's be friends Upstate Ny

[kjuche-deactivated20211023]

wow you're so good at conversation king 😍😍 say haha again

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[omegaverse]

imagine if animals could just breed freely with other species and we were seeing new insane fucked up animals like every week

[omegaverse]

why are you all so scared?

[ratfuck]

[residentevil2remake]

What are you doing here?

[megnolia-harrison]

[cauldroncreations]

[calebwittebane]

insects are just people but small and way different. different priorities in life. different perspective

[itsv-deactivated20201009]

i heard u dont like into the spiderverse fuck u i fucking hate u

[weenie-kun]

finally. the little dude

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[valtsv]

you ever depression nap for too long and wake up feeling like a giant salamander

[valtsv]

like this

[iraffiruse]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

Maybe if you were a little nicer to that horse girl in middle school this return @ your hometown’s tjmaxx would be going a lot smoother rn

[roseoilz]

“what the demon under my bed sees”

[thethingsifindfunny]

Why is this so funny

[babelady]

i broke my fucking thumb trying to crack that one fucking knuckle that just wouldn’t fucking crack what a wonderful way to end 2015

[nuclearpiss]

This post came up after yours. I’m so sorry for laughing

[babelady]

why do bad things happen to good people

[kaemoonx]

[retrogamingblog]

perfect couples don’t exi-

[tee-sang]

Same

[hshsjsvsb-deactivated20220516]

lego baby

[space-owl]

I support them

[catchymemes]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This is the opposite of those “oddly satisfying images”

[such-justice-wow]

Normally horrifying images