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Snagged one of these little nuggets, grew it up into an absurd flying dinosaur.

This is Kekko. He imprinted on a fish-eating pterosaur thing that can float on the water and use its head and back fins like the sails on a boat. He’s timid and easily startled, and he prefers to spend most of his time alone out on the ocean. His warm, desert-y color scheme has gotten him a lot of odd looks.

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More of the Best #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tweets Part One

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President Goku slams his fist on his desk and screams into his phone. “I dont give a hot gay fuck what congress says! Legalize weed, dude!”

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Height of the monsters: Proof that Sans isn’t short, and the monsters are freaking huge

Let’s look at Asgore compared to some adult humans

Notice, he is a freaking giant compared to the humans

Let’s look at the other monsters compared to Asgore

Papyrus, Undyne and Toriel are taller than Asgore, who we’ve already established to be A FREAKING GIANT COMPARED TO HUMANS

But let’s focus on Sans.

The top of his head is about up to Asgore’s nose

So, then, Sans, compared to the adult humans, would be…

FREAKING HUGE, THAT’S WHAT HE’D BE!!!!

Look at this, his head is half the size of the human

Now, how big would Frisk be in comparison, then? Depending on Frisk’s age, he/she/they/zir/whichever-you-use could have been one of the following heights

Holy. Fricking. Frickity. Frick.

That would explain why Papyrus saw the rock before he saw Frisk. Frisk was probably so tiny, he escaped Papyrus’s attention.

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS!

They are all huge!!!! Frisk is like a kitten compared to their heights!

EDIT

Many people have pointed out I had accidently compared Sans to Asgore kneeling. I had made the correction, but people kept reblogging my original without the correction, so here it is:

Furthermore, people have pointed out Sans sprite is the same height as Frisk

HOWEVER, this Sprite chart shows Asriel as smaller than Chara, when in fact, it is canon that Chara was shorter than Asriel

Thus, I do not consider the overworld Sprites to be a reliable source for height.

NOTICE: Her Apogee OCT and Moving Accounts

Big announcements all around! I’m sorry I’ve been so inactive on this Tumblr, but after a lot of life going down and having had sufficient time to get things together and settled, I’m now going to be moving to a brandy-new Tumblr! Feel to note me if you want my new address; I’ll be checking back in as often as possible until the end of the year, give or take. Hope to see you there! Secondly, the original sci-fi/alien OCT (Original Character Tournament) I’m running called Her Apogee OCT is in need of five more contestants to begin its first wave! If you think you might be interested, please don’t hesitate to pop in and check things out, or to note me on DA or here to ask about particulars. Any and all signal-boosting would be appreciated! Thank you!

Should you fight the fine arts students????

Musicians: Maybe. They have to run through the stress of reeds and bows and partials and 64th notes. If you catch them right after practice, competition, or audition, they will murder you without a thought in the most violent way possible but otherwise they are smol and harmless

Drawers/painters: No. They do not think. They are not human they are like psychopaths in human skin. If you breathe their way they will put toxic paint in your tea and you will die before you can say Picasso

Writers: Fight them before they get too powerful. They are crazy from dreaming up new lands and plotlines that their idea of reality is extremely fuzzy and cannot defend themselves properly. Trust me I am one of them

Photographers: These people are willing to risk their life to get the perfect shot. These people have almost died trying to get that said shot. They have nothing to lose, and they will be merciless into your death and they will kill you slowly and painfully

Digital Artists: fight them. They are usually weak from spending hours in front of a computer drawing up a perfect sketch and they'll be weak and undefended if you strike them from behind

Dancers: NEVER FIGHT THEM ARE YOU INSANE? these ppl are the ones who are the most aware of their bodily abilities and their kicks are super strong from doing all those spins and they will leap away before you can strike back and they will fight you mercilessly to the tune of the nutcracker. Never ever fight them. You will not be able to see them attack and you will be defenseless and pathetic as you die

Actors: What have actors done to you? They are tiny and helpless almost like little babies. If you like murdering babies go ahead, you monster

Singers: Depends. If it's a soprano, you better run the fuck away because they will use their voice to shatter the glass around you and you will die. If it's an alto or mezzosoprano, you better run the fuck away because they have unbridled rage from not being soprano and they do not care about releasing their rage on you. If it's a tenor you better run away but don't show them that you are scared bc they can smell fear. if it's a bass you can probs outrun them, but if you are cornered you will die. Oh, so that's not a depends. Its a HELL FUCKING NO

Sculptors: Yes fight them. First you must destroy their sculptures and weaken their morals and then stab them with their own broken pottery piece because they can't fight you back if you have their shattered work in their hands

Designers/Architects: Designers??? MAYBE??? Bc they have those giant scissors for cutting fabric but if you take them away they are defenseless like what are they gonna fight with? Clothes? And architects you better run away bc they can control rocks and marble and they will use their black magic to bury you underneath a mound of earth and your body will never be found

Filmmakers: Do you know what they have up their sleeve? No you dont. Could be props. Could be a harmless rabbit. COuld be knives. Don't fight them the risk is too great. Especially avoid the directors

Calligraphers: Do you really wanna fight them? I mean come on they only make pretty words for you and their art is so under-appreciated you should just give them a hug, refill their inkwell and silently walk away

Figure Skaters: See dancers. Also, blades on their fucking feet. Bad idea.

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The first pictures of atoms forming molecular bonds were taken in 2013. They look exactly like older diagrams that were made using math and inference years before we could even conceive of photographing them. Source