Why Am I Back, Again?♛

I'm GF (she/they), a normally sized lesbian. Despite the universe’s attempts on my mental health, I am still alive! But also I am back in homestuck hell, boys.

[neueclear-deactivated20260325]

“Out of Body” Artwork by Wani Souma

[sacred-portal]

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[avantgarden-er]

Yes this is pauly d with a rim only cowboy hat

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foldingfittedsheets]

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

[dragonpasta]

HAPPY 413 EVE!!!

[revieloutionne]

[surelynotapornbot]

Neil!!!

[queenofshippingcringe]

Reblog if you ship the world’s top two sexiest women! 👑🌹

[lilythesecond]

in the tomb. straight up "locking it". and by it, let's justr say. the

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[mackonfire]

Fool me once? Shiiiit. Fool me twice? Fuckkkk bro stop fooling me

[cadaverpilled]

"i asked chatgpt—" well i went to the river bubble and asked palamedes sextus and he told me to read his erotic fanfiction.

[jenniferoksana]

Sex Pal writing erotic friend fiction, just like the rest of us.

[bippus]

Ohhhh so I was doomed from the beginning okay

[birthdaypigeon]

Happy birthday Queen

[geyfrog]

I actually was looking for "sheets.google.com", but nice try.

[uncut-uncutgemsfan]

[feeblepeon]

I’m so sick of living in this stupid haunted mansion

[bippus]

ㅤ

[feeblepeon]

Will you fuck off?