Lauren

I swear to God, if one more person asks me what I'm going to do after graduation, I'm going to fake my death and move to Iceland.

[escape--theory]

Hi I'm back on Tumblr because my mental health is in the garbage

[ghazal67]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this is literally how i dance

[askinfresh]

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

[excima]

she did that

[escape--theory]

Did anyone else yell "DROP IT, HONEY" when she started going hard?

Also why is she a better dancer than me

[escape--theory]

Is it just me or does anyone else feel 10X sexier when they buy new bras?

[escape--theory]

The downside to dating skinny boys: their hip bones leave bruises on your thighs.

The upside to dating skinny boys: their hip bones leave bruises on your thighs.

[bestviralposts]

INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

link below to see:

http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/?from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0&fbclid=IwAR1CWHqrxwZ1OUHem0CjjLrTBDH2j2cS4zISRo_2a6coC-A_YkFRr6QzMls

credit to: ketul

[warmwate-r]

Zoomed in and found this gem

[roseverdict]

I think I found someone who knows about the camera

Hello there, observant person!

[thyrell]

uh oh

[all-hail-mono-onion]

i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad

bonus:

special protected fire hydrant

[shrimpathy-for-the-rogue]

Bucket

[tadpoledancer]

Hello darkness my old friend

[fuckyahumor]

damnnnnn 

[cdpdoodler]

enemy spotted

[tyleroakley]

i spent a solid 10 minutes zooming into the distance to find anything gay

and here they are, reblog for thriving queer energy

[escape--theory]

BUT WHO'S DRIVING THE CAR

[escape--theory]

Does anyone remember that movie with the flying ponies from, like, the 90’s? I think it may have been a Christian movie. The only part I remember was that there was a new pony in the group that the others didn’t like so they invited it to play blind man’s bluff in the woods but the weather started getting bad so the other ponies left, but the new one was still out there and almost wandered off a cliff.

I’m posting this at 4 in the morning so clearly not knowing the name of this movie is really bothering me.

[escape--theory]

My bad, it was sheep, not ponies, and it was called Simon the Lamb

[escape--theory]

Does anyone remember that movie with the flying ponies from, like, the 90's? I think it may have been a Christian movie. The only part I remember was that there was a new pony in the group that the others didn't like so they invited it to play blind man's bluff in the woods but the weather started getting bad so the other ponies left, but the new one was still out there and almost wandered off a cliff.

I'm posting this at 4 in the morning so clearly not knowing the name of this movie is really bothering me.

[cherimarshall]

Stop asking about college! Stop asking about jobs and my career! Stop asking about my future! I DON’T KNOW OKAY I DON’T KNOW!

[escape--theory]

Mom: why do you think you're depressed?

Me: *tells her why I think I'm depressed*

Mom: that's not normal, you should see a doctor

Oh. Gee. Wow.

Is that what you think?

[escape--theory]

SHOUTOUT TO MY MOM

for telling me that I can't be depressed because I'm still eating

[escape--theory]

Where do you sign up for a boyfriend that makes you forget why you were ever depressed in the first place?

[get-hxrt]

[fishyandclintbarton]

Because we all need to hear this sometimes.

I’ve been having a bad couple of weeks and I just really needed to hear these:

You are NOT a burden

You are valued 

You are NOT a shitty friend, even when you think you are

You don’t need to have it all figured out yet

It’s OK to have bad days

And it’s OK to hide from the world if you’re having a bad day

Because sometimes you just need to have some time to yourself

And that’s OK

You don’t have to do anything that you don’t want to

What happened to you in the past is NOT your fault

Don’t feel guilty for not being productive

It’s going to be OK

Breathe

Relax

Recharge

YOU ARE WANTED

YOU ARE LOVED

YOU CAN DO THIS

I BELIEVE IN YOU

[azealiabanksy]

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

[escape--theory]

"Anything I can do?"

You can't promise that I'll never default on my student loans. You can't promise that I won't be stuck here for the rest of my life. You can't promise that I won't grow old and die alone. You can't promise that I'll actually do something with my life.

You can't say anything that will make me feel better, because you can't secretly make up the difference when I don't have enough to make a payment. You can't find me a job and you can't make new people introduce themselves to me to be potential friends and lovers. You can't move me to a new city and promise I won't fail.

You can't provide me with any kind of safety net.

There's nothing you can do.

[escape--theory]

Does this make me look like I'm good with children?

[escape--theory]

Ginger Rogers prefers to be carried horizontally with both paws being held.