madi

they/them | 22 | typical chronically online gen z gamer who likes women

[eternititties]

[thegaymertrainer]

TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[kushblazer666]

[fiendlings]

[eternititties]

[orteil42]

social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it's been clicked. here's some concept art

[bramblepatch]

The person who made cookie clicker thinks we should all have buttons that you click and the numbers go up? You don't say.

[eternititties]

there’s so much going on here i don’t know what to question first.

….corner puppies?

[staffs-secret-blog]

[data-core]

This can't be real

[eternititties]

daily twitter (wishfully known as X) user here.

it’s real. it’s fuckin rough out here because elon is only marginally smarter than the mindless goons riding his cock day in and day out

[homophobinnit-deactivated202409]

me: my ear tingles

the internet: YOU HAVE 35 HORSES, 58 MINUTES, AND 27 MINUTES LEFT TO LIVE

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

[ceekari]

The horses distracted me from the 58 minutes and 27 minutes typo

[that-house]

[nyancrimew]

[eternititties]

[cithaerons]

i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience

[tiltctrl]

What about violence in movies?

[cithaerons]

glad you asked. they also have to show cock.

[theehorsepusssy]

[eternititties]

[anphivenas]

Student : Wowww the cafeteria food is so nastyyyy today right Alyssa ?

Alyssa : Yes

Their friend Randy who has been trying to convince them for months that he was a death row inmate in his previous life: For my final meal they fed me the worlds roundest pea

[doctor-roman]

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[hog-kong]

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

[eternititties]