Enjoy, we`re still Young

1995.

[sovietpostcards]

T. Yablonskaya - Morning, 1954 (socialist realism)

Postcard from 1968

(I love this painting!)

[elesq]

[fucking-shitaki-deactivated2012]

[naturepunk]

I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

[brennacedria]

[gmbencompetence]

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

[jupiterjunebug]

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

[gmbencompetence]

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

[gmbencompetence]

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

[turtle-powered]

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

[gmbencompetence]

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

[analienorsutin]

Rare blue watermelon

[sickofimmortality]

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

[akiraita]

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

[unicornfan]

soap makes water molecules smaller

[elphabaoftheopera]

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

[brucebocchi]

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

[adataraxia]

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

[softurl]

[sasukehateblog]

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

[painisthecleanser]

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

The two way mirror

[rinlockhart]

“listen here, cumslut.”

[tenaflyviper]

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

Eliminate tumblr.

[theapplebane-deactivated2016071]

pls kill tumblr

[some-online-spiral]

has no one mentioned the time when someone tried to defend mayonnaise as a gender?

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

The people that argued the inside of a red, meaty fruit should be tagged gore because vaguely looked like a bloody wound if you squinted at it.

[official-albert-wesker-deactiva]

You mean this post Slagar?

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

That’s the one.

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

tag your gore/pomegranates asswipe 

[bye-bye-little-sebastian-deacti]

Please keep adding to this

[dreadedloreenkid]

That post where that guy thought Spain wasn’t a country

Related: that post where someone claimed white people shouldn’t speak spanish because it was “cultural appropriation”

[notcrazyiswear]

How about the recent “brexit correlation with mad cow disease” map that was literally just the same image in greyscale

[thinkingredwizard]

I’m glad the Brexit thing and the potato shaped globe map are on here.

I’d like to submit: “Shakespeare sounds best in THE American accent because THE English accent has changed since Shakespeare and the American accent hasn’t”

[nombreenmantenimiento-deactivat]

[blessedarethebinarybreakers]

(x) my favorite part of this image is the flame-skirt #demonfashion

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

ok but the best part is

[user-deact]

Hail Mary, full of Grace, PUNCH THE DEVIL IN THE FACE

[1e3no]

[copperbadge]

#2, Brute?

[l-heure-du-the]

I made the ugliest noise.

[princelink]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Puss in Kinky Boots

[sweetsweetsuizide]

[artofadesignermind]

[sandandglass]

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

[coolmomsvevo-deactivated2021012]

oh my GOD so i was talking to a buddy in psychology and then this kid came in who looked exactly like him and gave him a book he’d forgotten at home

and i went “holy shit you have a twin?!?” and he was like “yeah! his name is jason!” and i was like “????? i thought YOUR name was jason”

long story short i have one of them in my math class and another in my psychology class and i’ve developed a friendship with both of them but i thought they were the same person this entire time

[coolmomsvevo-deactivated2021012]

remember this post? not-jason is refusing to tell me his name and everyone’s keeping it from me so i’m just calling him not-jason

[thebestoftumbling]

scottish people twitter…

[grossstadtgekritzel]

“Grundlos glücklich Grundlos sein”

[jpnvines]

[infinity-on-dru-deactivated2017]

One of my friends wrote a sober note to his drunk self and his drunk self wrote back

[punknbuck-deactivated20181006]

Is your friend Steve Rogers?

[historicaltimes]

First morning after Sweden changed from driving on the left side to driving on the right, 1967

via reddit

[tvvntyonepilots]