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The important thing is that we’re together.

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Secrets are revealed in the new season of Offspring

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Thank you for holding everything together.

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I don’t know what to say. I never thought that I’d love anyone as much as I love you. I never thought I’d get married, but I love you in a very, very straightforward and direct way. I love your hair! I promise to support you for the rest of our lives.

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for people who asked and anyone else interested in catching up with a show that has been on hiatus for literally 2 years. Before season 6 starts “soon” (whenever that is), here’s a rundown of the Proudmans and their honorary family members:

Nina, Neens, light of my life: Excellent doctor. Rambling bundle of nerves. Has a beautiful kid named Zoe and loves her family the most. Tends to hold everyone together and then fall apart, but she’s working on it.

Jimmy and Zara: Started as friends with benefits and ended up married with two kids. He took a decade-long gap year and then accidentally started a wildly successful taco shop empire. She is the Proudman family bullshit detector and just aced the GAMSAT. #Goals.

Billie: World’s coolest aunt and an amazing sister to Nina and Jimmy. Still trying to figure her life out. The most beautiful character development. Mick: Justin Bieber of inner-urban Melbourne. Loves dogs. Spends half his time on tour and another 10% styling his hair.

Darcy, Phillip, and Geraldine: Proudman parents. They played relationship musical chairs for a minute, or several decades. This screencap is an accurate summary of their entire dynamic, but that could change soon (dun dun dun).

Lovely Leo: Male nurse and the hospital crew’s newest fav. Super into talking about feelings. Gathered up all his eye crinkles and courage to tell Nina he loves her at the end of season 5. May or may not stick around [cold sweat emoji].

Martin Clegg, PhD: Regularly auditions for the role of well-adjusted human being. Makes terrible jokes and puts on an accent. On/off with Cherie. “Martin YES.”

Cherie and Kim: Cherie is the queen of kindness and goodness. She sparked the series by having Darcy’s baby (this show has a lot of babies). Kim is a no nonsense international hero who named her daughter Stella Artois. The best best friends. “Martin NO.”

Patrick: Zoe’s dad. One half of my favorite tv relationship ever. “I killed a bear and wrote a poem about how sad it made me.” Not alive anymore. Got a spot in this post because he shows up at parties anyway. If you’re in the US, you can stream the entire series for free on Hulu. Stock up on Kleenex and snacks before you start!

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PS: “Network Ten has confirmed the highly anticipated new season of Offspring will premiere Wednesday June 29th at 8:30pm.”

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There’s a new doctor paying everyone attention…except Nina.

New faces and familiar faves, we're excited to have begun filming for our new season... And we're even more excited to bring it to your screens. Joining us this season for the first time are Dan Wyllie and TJ Power. See you soon...