Mr. Couplet

You post, I couplet

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Yea she doesn’t meet my DNI criteria

wait how long it takes someone to notice

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it was you.

damn u shitass head boy

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Girl calm downnn

you need to spend less time on minecraft

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pull up to formal events

in somebodys arms

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Do you like this character design?

Same guy.

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remember when you'd be at church as a kid

The way meepcity designed their fish is genuinely so peak

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they were being boiled alive

So no need for me to kiss it better?

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Posting this because apparently

they BOTH immediately whipped out tape measures.

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Heard a car horn today

my contribution

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The document:

i do NOT have a secret disgusting evil hidden within me

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something i should be doing more of

I'm not showering

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bring back the simple art of

super inflammatory game design

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feeling slighted that

this joke has been done before

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A sun dog is a phenomenon

mine is faster lol

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you two can act like lovers

better behave in the theaters

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I miss who I was before

ants in my house in the dead of winter

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more ancient horse

on the cover of her autobiography