farting offical

[farting-offical]

GREETINGS. I AM YOUR FLATULENCE, AND HIS FLATULENCE, AND HER FLATULENCE, AND THEIR FLATULENCE, AND XEIR FLATULENCE, AND FAE'S FLATULENCE, AND wait where are you

(mod is @ashadowinthevoid)

[leviathan-offical-deactivated20]

Oh hello there….

-🃏

y'know, you leave for a couple months and things happen, quite a sabbatical i had, i tell you. I thought my dead whale ex wife became a living whale ex wife but it was actually just this big ole crab taking her, naturally i ate the crab but oh, you shoulda seen it! he was just this big old meanie, i swear! but anyway, you go- you still there? hello? *taps receiver* awhh what happened darlin'? what happened to us? leaving me at the best part of the story, shucks..

[archangel-raphael-offical]

I believe it is my turn to do this.

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @eating-offical @drinking-offical @knights-templar-offical @jehova-offical @official--eve @hells-corprate-offical @the-figure-offical @faa-offical @valentine-cadaver @grims-horse-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @Purgatory-offical @jeff-offical @gayinsanitysquared @sappho-offical

[aesthetic-offical]

𝕄𝕀ℕ𝔼ℂℝ𝔸𝔽𝕋!

did you all know that there's a 34% chance that a skeleton will shoot you with a healing arrow?  pretty rare occurance but it's happened before!

[lime-offical]

MINECRAFT FUN FACT!:

Alex is canonically 8 feet tall

[nerdwholikesnerdythings]

Did you know that if you stomp on your farms, theres a %50 percent chance that it'll grow 10× faster???

[offical-offical-quoter-offical]

Did yall know that in Minecraft if you spin around three times, make an aether portal, beat the super duper ultra secret boss there, and come back, you will have a single piece of bread in your hot bar? Cool right!

[those-goddamned-stairs-offical]

HEY YALL YOU SHOULD CONGRATULATE ALEX AND STEVE ON THE DIVORCE

[homosexuality-offical]

hey guys!! Did you know minecraft parrots get really quiet when there are mobs around so you can hear them? Also, they love cookies!!!

[student-loan-debt-offical]

//just beat Minecraft! Did you know that the best food is actually poisonous potatoes? Really good for healing, allowed me to beat the wither storm easily!

[jeff-offical]

Did you know if you purge your Minecraft vanilla world of snakes, you get free diamonds?

[not-a-monster-offical]

//TODAY I PLAYED MINECRAFT!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN BEAT THE WARDEN USING THE HUG ITEM

[farting-offical]

did you know that you'll take fall damage in one block of water so you should always place two

[farting-offical]

MINECRAFT FACT???

sand acts like any other block, and if yours falls that means your game is permanently corrupted

[farting-offical]

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

THIS IS SLANDER I CAN KILL PEOPLE TOO!!!! I PROMMY @eating-offical MEANIE

[farting-offical]

farts travel at 3 meters per second, making them significantly faster than you.

this has been fart facts!

[were-ralph]

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

[purple-dinosaur17]

Prev is actually three turtles in a trench coat wearing a tiny fedora

@radio-silence-fan @babyqueenfangirl @ovalbrain @crowwolf8 @tatortots0478 @pirulated @that-little-lychee @thedamsolangelofan + open tags

[average-lonely-dancer]

prev is rudely inactive on tumblr

@roselandsrl @thatonequeerk1d @cieraheart @winter-depressed-belle @optimisticc-overthoughtss

[optimisticc-overthoughtss]

prev is secretly a potato with a some trendy kicks, a rainbow poncho and a pride pin stuck in its skin ( and keeps it there even tho it hurts cuz pride representation)

@butter-is-bored @butter-is-bored @pickledsprite @sleepandblog @saltywastelandjase @mentally-tori-261 @oliveparis @galaxys-universe @babyqueenfangirl

[saltywastelandjase]

Prev has 23 pet unicorns and if a secret veteran in the Charlie the unicorn war.

@aaronhollow1950 @hadiescrusader @thedamsolangelofan

[bigender-dumpster-fire]

Prev married a volcano and they had 3 daughters named Rocky, Magma, and John.

[saltywastelandjase]

Aw fuck! How did you know???

[bigender-dumpster-fire]

YOU MARRIED A VOLCANO AND HAD BABIES WITH IT?!

CONGRATS BRO!

also it was just a wild guess

[chimmy-not-found]

Prev ate a pack of 10 red pencils thinking they were strawberry pencil candies

@sdherself @rawr-bibichan12 @livybug-15

[bigender-dumpster-fire]

I’m shocked that hasn’t happened tbh

[purple-dinosaur17]

prev is a murderous demon with little black wings

[pirulated]

Prev is an AWFUL writer and a GREEN dinosaur

[purple-dinosaur17]

HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE MY NAME BY CALLING ME GREEN! I AM PURPLE THROUGH AND THROUGH

[pirulated]

LMAO

[derangedcrowstuff-deactivated20]

Prev hates good omens

@the-ineffable-parker @acetrashgremlin @daggerhobbit @aspenindatree @microraptorhours @fennec-sucks @alek-softy @andy-the-lovely @random-fandom-chaos @whimsical-laboratory-tragedy @macbethsperiodblood @allonsyreyy @50-shades-of-gay23 @the-toaster-rat @snuggle-bug @frogz-r-gay @theorphicforest @c0nstantlyscreaming +anybody else

[frogz-r-gay]

prev has never been deranged a day in their life and only wears orange on SUNDAYS

@stickparrot @girl-rudely-interrupted @obsessed-loser

[obsessed-loser]

This creature hates DC =]

@local-loudmouth @anomal-studios @baileythebean @plusbacon @nicolletheloverofbooks @nat-the-rat326 @piratebeanscore @eclipssnstars @emoalcoholic @shadowstemplex @icechucker @itzzzzzzyyyyydaaaaa @dannieboy594 @deimosbreakfrost @dumbandartistic @killer-bug-boi @lunadreamsdespondently @mentally-tori-261 @vinnielov3r @highclasshomosexual @justthatpersonalex @jurassicworldisbetter

I think that’s everyone?

[icechucker]

Prev hates pizza bites and rootbeer >v<

@videocassettes-and-promises, @vixxy-izzy, @ranidaee, @crowwwwwwwwww, @loftedlow, @tittysuckersworld, @ranpo-beloved, @gigglestick-9000, @user-drogon, @xxgomezzxx, @geetar2008, @shitpostingsystem, @thefarmerthatlivesinyourwalls, @stargirl1331, @astray-arlo, @lanterns-and-lightmares, @cassidy-is-stuck, @fyodors-dusty-ass-hat, @kermit-the-fag-uwu, @scarlet-reverie, @fand0m-fano12, @weballingsad, @bubblycherry07, @asillyprettything, @yaboithebees, @yumereblogs, @marmot-bee-person, @casualexistence, @queen-bbl

[foxy-vixxy-izzy]

This lovely person here hate’s epic the musical! Like full blown hates it! They Don’t want a single person talking about the musical! They also hate role playing! Ohh, amd their name is definitely ‘I don’t chuck ice’

@bubblycherry07 @lilliablog @byakkos-plain @insufferablewhore@astray-arlo @gh0st-punk @women-kisser-3000 @ammckk626 @itsazurea @manyfandomfanatic @elronthemage @evvwenthome @thatonesillymomfriend @the-broadcaster6 @chuuyas-left-footfungus @cutesy-jellyfish @chuuyamylovewhygay + anyone and everyone!

[chuuyas-left-footfungus]

prev is a homophobic straight white guy

@dinosagoofball @that-one-introvert-theater-kid @scarlettthetiredone @devoutlyfuturisticwizard @emmatshoaf @tayembya @sillysillygoose2025 @isabellaaaaaa-anime297 @supelieen @broccoliiiiiiii @ill-steal-your-tea @dear-little-brother @i-got-a-little-too-silly @vixxy-izzy @lilithdeathbed @bubblycherry07 @raynetherainbowwithaflamethrower @obsessively-green @elliesartstuff @cinnamonsnack @most-sane-classicist @arial-12px-italic-bold @papillondusublime @ghostcat1413 @acosmist001 @possumsus @locknessmons30 @aktugawas-eyebrows

[that-one-introvert-theater-kid]

Prev is a blonde teenager with daddy issues and boy problems

@biggestqiblifan @prumbus-bumbus @h0ly-0r-m0ly @cardanlover004 @laneynoir @werewolfadmirer

[biggestqiblifan]

Prev is an absolute dickhead who is a homophobic bastard and brings rain clouds everywhere, moods dropping like flies when they come in prev’s vicinity

@lemedstudent2021 @thylocalbard @permetutotheworld @fukurouonthesea @the-eclipse-is-in-me @grim-reaper-offical

@moonelight

[moonelight-deactivated20250912]

Prev can finish their work on time without getting distracted

@can-tab-eater-offical @leviathan-offical @homosexuality-offical

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Prev’s name is NOT Ripper and she always sticks around when I talk to her in the Sims 4

@ur-least-fav-gal-offical @eating-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @knights-templar-offical @drinking-offical

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

prev is NOT an individual that likes can tabs a lil too much and is NOT my best friend

@leviathan-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @homosexuality-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grims-horse-offical

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

Prev lives in the country of Australia

@the-figure-offical @raphael-offical @leviathan-offical @grim-reaper-offical @time-offical @small-victorian-child-offical @homosexuality-offical @wizardex-yt

[archangel-raphael-offical]

Prev is not a fun person who could be described as a “goofy goober”

@red-solo-cup-offical @arson-offical @beelzebub-offical @blooket-offical @catboy-offical

[arson-offical]

Prev has eaten a purple Elmer’s glue stick because they thought it would taste like grapes

@evilducks-offical @duck-offical @murder–offical @jeff-offical

[evilducks-offical]

Prev has joined a cult and which they dedicate their life to anti-arson propaganda

@red-solo-cup-offical @offical-offical @onion-opinions-offical @official–eve @duck-offical

[official--eve]

Prev is a one singular goose who spreads the good lords word across the globe

@adam–official @archangel-gabriel-offical @cain-official @sappho-offical @lilith-offical

[zeus-offical]

Prev is straight and all of the -phobics

@poseidon-offical @aphrodite-offical @artemis-offical

[poseidon-offical]

prev is a faithful spouse

fuckinuhhhh idk @onion-opinions-offical hello son

[onion-opinions-offical]

Prev talks to all his children and has a fear of water

Hi dad :)

@cloud-offical @the-officallings-offical @the-police-offical

[communism-offical]

prev is wanted for warcrimes

@murder–offical

[murder--offical]

prev has committed war crimes and hides it by becoming a cop

@chaos-ducks + open tags :3

[chaos-ducks]

prev is an upstanding citizen

@ivysbea @i-am-a-duck-collector @duck-offical @evil-bread-offical @rottingpresident @goldfishinabottle @randommariithings @traderotales + open tags and people I missed!

[duck-offical]

prev is a goose

@twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical @old-mcdonald-farmer-offical

[old-mcdonald-farmer-offical]

i paid eating offical to eat prev

@black-death-offical @red-solo-cup-offical

idc if youve done it before do it again/j/lh/pos

@belphegor-offical @thought-process-offical @evil-bread-offical

(three people randomly selected from the slideshow :3)

[black-death-offical]

prev is a very young farmer @pandora-offical @shangdi-offical

@eating-offical @farting-offical

[farting-offical]

prev is definitely not a lethal disease and is actually a nice and normal pathogen! @those-goddamned-stairs-offical

[warden-draws-sometimes]

tag game!!

Do this picrew of yourself, and tell me one thing you did today!

I got to say hi to all my friends and catch up on stuff after not having my phone for a week :]

@mintymooshroom @onyxofc @pandagobrr @amethysttable @theembergazer @silverdragon889 @sylki221b-of-the-shire @saltinegam @sleepywillowo0o

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

I had an argument on when the CW Flash fell off for like an hour @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @raphael-offical @leviathan-offical @the-figure-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @wizardex-yt @grim-reaper-offical @jeff-offical and all the ands that I forgot

[the-figure-offical]

I have not done anything today.

@catboy-offical @satan-offical @god-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @microwave-offical ...and anybody else I didn't mention

[microwave-offical]

Hi I'm microwave and I burnt someone's grapes by accident and can't forgive myself! (Also this Picrew is of the person who runs this account bc idk how to personify a microwave.)

@eating-offical @victorian-child-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @raphael-offical @truth-offical @the-police-offical @the-first-imp-offical @the-apple-offical @time-offical @onion-opinions-offical @official--eve @purgatory-waiting-room-offical

@drinking-offical @farting-offical @guillotine-offical @grims-horse-offical @grim-reaper-offical @homosexuality-offical @jeff-offical @leviathan-offical @catboy-offical @moon-offical

[farting-offical]

I AM YOUR FLATULENCE AS WELL AS EVERYONE ELSE'S!!!

and I celebrated Matariki today!! there was soup and kumara bread!!! @eating-offical @drinking-offical @those-goddamned-stairs-offical @not-a-monster-offical

[farting-offical]

Farts float around in open air, pondering. Are they made of air or is air made of them? they scream for they do not know.

this has been fart facts!!