GREETINGS. I AM YOUR FLATULENCE, AND HIS FLATULENCE, AND HER FLATULENCE, AND THEIR FLATULENCE, AND XEIR FLATULENCE, AND FAE'S FLATULENCE, AND wait where are you
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@farting-offical
GREETINGS. I AM YOUR FLATULENCE, AND HIS FLATULENCE, AND HER FLATULENCE, AND THEIR FLATULENCE, AND XEIR FLATULENCE, AND FAE'S FLATULENCE, AND wait where are you
(mod is @ashadowinthevoid)
Oh hello there….
-🃏
y'know, you leave for a couple months and things happen, quite a sabbatical i had, i tell you. I thought my dead whale ex wife became a living whale ex wife but it was actually just this big ole crab taking her, naturally i ate the crab but oh, you shoulda seen it! he was just this big old meanie, i swear! but anyway, you go- you still there? hello? *taps receiver* awhh what happened darlin'? what happened to us? leaving me at the best part of the story, shucks..
I believe it is my turn to do this.
@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @eating-offical @drinking-offical @knights-templar-offical @jehova-offical @official--eve @hells-corprate-offical @the-figure-offical @faa-offical @valentine-cadaver @grims-horse-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @Purgatory-offical @jeff-offical @gayinsanitysquared @sappho-offical
𝕄𝕀ℕ𝔼ℂℝ𝔸𝔽𝕋!
did you all know that there's a 34% chance that a skeleton will shoot you with a healing arrow? pretty rare occurance but it's happened before!
MINECRAFT FUN FACT!:
Alex is canonically 8 feet tall
Did you know that if you stomp on your farms, theres a %50 percent chance that it'll grow 10× faster???
Did yall know that in Minecraft if you spin around three times, make an aether portal, beat the super duper ultra secret boss there, and come back, you will have a single piece of bread in your hot bar? Cool right!
HEY YALL YOU SHOULD CONGRATULATE ALEX AND STEVE ON THE DIVORCE
hey guys!! Did you know minecraft parrots get really quiet when there are mobs around so you can hear them? Also, they love cookies!!!
//just beat Minecraft! Did you know that the best food is actually poisonous potatoes? Really good for healing, allowed me to beat the wither storm easily!
Did you know if you purge your Minecraft vanilla world of snakes, you get free diamonds?
//TODAY I PLAYED MINECRAFT!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN BEAT THE WARDEN USING THE HUG ITEM
did you know that you'll take fall damage in one block of water so you should always place two
MINECRAFT FACT???
sand acts like any other block, and if yours falls that means your game is permanently corrupted
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
THIS IS SLANDER I CAN KILL PEOPLE TOO!!!! I PROMMY @eating-offical MEANIE
farts travel at 3 meters per second, making them significantly faster than you.
this has been fart facts!
New REBLOG Game
Just fucking lie about the previous poster
Prev is actually three turtles in a trench coat wearing a tiny fedora
@radio-silence-fan @babyqueenfangirl @ovalbrain @crowwolf8 @tatortots0478 @pirulated @that-little-lychee @thedamsolangelofan + open tags
prev is rudely inactive on tumblr
@roselandsrl @thatonequeerk1d @cieraheart @winter-depressed-belle @optimisticc-overthoughtss
prev is secretly a potato with a some trendy kicks, a rainbow poncho and a pride pin stuck in its skin ( and keeps it there even tho it hurts cuz pride representation)
@butter-is-bored @butter-is-bored @pickledsprite @sleepandblog @saltywastelandjase @mentally-tori-261 @oliveparis @galaxys-universe @babyqueenfangirl
Prev has 23 pet unicorns and if a secret veteran in the Charlie the unicorn war.
@aaronhollow1950 @hadiescrusader @thedamsolangelofan
Prev married a volcano and they had 3 daughters named Rocky, Magma, and John.
Aw fuck! How did you know???
YOU MARRIED A VOLCANO AND HAD BABIES WITH IT?!
CONGRATS BRO!
also it was just a wild guess
Prev ate a pack of 10 red pencils thinking they were strawberry pencil candies
@sdherself @rawr-bibichan12 @livybug-15
I’m shocked that hasn’t happened tbh
prev is a murderous demon with little black wings
Prev is an AWFUL writer and a GREEN dinosaur
HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE MY NAME BY CALLING ME GREEN! I AM PURPLE THROUGH AND THROUGH
LMAO
Prev hates good omens
@the-ineffable-parker @acetrashgremlin @daggerhobbit @aspenindatree @microraptorhours @fennec-sucks @alek-softy @andy-the-lovely @random-fandom-chaos @whimsical-laboratory-tragedy @macbethsperiodblood @allonsyreyy @50-shades-of-gay23 @the-toaster-rat @snuggle-bug @frogz-r-gay @theorphicforest @c0nstantlyscreaming +anybody else
prev has never been deranged a day in their life and only wears orange on SUNDAYS
@stickparrot @girl-rudely-interrupted @obsessed-loser
This creature hates DC =]
@local-loudmouth @anomal-studios @baileythebean @plusbacon @nicolletheloverofbooks @nat-the-rat326 @piratebeanscore @eclipssnstars @emoalcoholic @shadowstemplex @icechucker @itzzzzzzyyyyydaaaaa @dannieboy594 @deimosbreakfrost @dumbandartistic @killer-bug-boi @lunadreamsdespondently @mentally-tori-261 @vinnielov3r @highclasshomosexual @justthatpersonalex @jurassicworldisbetter
I think that’s everyone?
Prev hates pizza bites and rootbeer >v<
@videocassettes-and-promises, @vixxy-izzy, @ranidaee, @crowwwwwwwwww, @loftedlow, @tittysuckersworld, @ranpo-beloved, @gigglestick-9000, @user-drogon, @xxgomezzxx, @geetar2008, @shitpostingsystem, @thefarmerthatlivesinyourwalls, @stargirl1331, @astray-arlo, @lanterns-and-lightmares, @cassidy-is-stuck, @fyodors-dusty-ass-hat, @kermit-the-fag-uwu, @scarlet-reverie, @fand0m-fano12, @weballingsad, @bubblycherry07, @asillyprettything, @yaboithebees, @yumereblogs, @marmot-bee-person, @casualexistence, @queen-bbl
This lovely person here hate’s epic the musical! Like full blown hates it! They Don’t want a single person talking about the musical! They also hate role playing! Ohh, amd their name is definitely ‘I don’t chuck ice’
@bubblycherry07 @lilliablog @byakkos-plain @insufferablewhore@astray-arlo @gh0st-punk @women-kisser-3000 @ammckk626 @itsazurea @manyfandomfanatic @elronthemage @evvwenthome @thatonesillymomfriend @the-broadcaster6 @chuuyas-left-footfungus @cutesy-jellyfish @chuuyamylovewhygay + anyone and everyone!
prev is a homophobic straight white guy
@dinosagoofball @that-one-introvert-theater-kid @scarlettthetiredone @devoutlyfuturisticwizard @emmatshoaf @tayembya @sillysillygoose2025 @isabellaaaaaa-anime297 @supelieen @broccoliiiiiiii @ill-steal-your-tea @dear-little-brother @i-got-a-little-too-silly @vixxy-izzy @lilithdeathbed @bubblycherry07 @raynetherainbowwithaflamethrower @obsessively-green @elliesartstuff @cinnamonsnack @most-sane-classicist @arial-12px-italic-bold @papillondusublime @ghostcat1413 @acosmist001 @possumsus @locknessmons30 @aktugawas-eyebrows
Prev is a blonde teenager with daddy issues and boy problems
@biggestqiblifan @prumbus-bumbus @h0ly-0r-m0ly @cardanlover004 @laneynoir @werewolfadmirer
Prev is an absolute dickhead who is a homophobic bastard and brings rain clouds everywhere, moods dropping like flies when they come in prev’s vicinity
@lemedstudent2021 @thylocalbard @permetutotheworld @fukurouonthesea @the-eclipse-is-in-me @grim-reaper-offical
@moonelight
Prev can finish their work on time without getting distracted
@can-tab-eater-offical @leviathan-offical @homosexuality-offical
Prev’s name is NOT Ripper and she always sticks around when I talk to her in the Sims 4
@ur-least-fav-gal-offical @eating-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @knights-templar-offical @drinking-offical
prev is NOT an individual that likes can tabs a lil too much and is NOT my best friend
@leviathan-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @homosexuality-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grims-horse-offical
Prev lives in the country of Australia
@the-figure-offical @raphael-offical @leviathan-offical @grim-reaper-offical @time-offical @small-victorian-child-offical @homosexuality-offical @wizardex-yt
Prev is not a fun person who could be described as a “goofy goober”
@red-solo-cup-offical @arson-offical @beelzebub-offical @blooket-offical @catboy-offical
Prev has eaten a purple Elmer’s glue stick because they thought it would taste like grapes
@evilducks-offical @duck-offical @murder–offical @jeff-offical
Prev has joined a cult and which they dedicate their life to anti-arson propaganda
@red-solo-cup-offical @offical-offical @onion-opinions-offical @official–eve @duck-offical
Prev is a one singular goose who spreads the good lords word across the globe
@adam–official @archangel-gabriel-offical @cain-official @sappho-offical @lilith-offical
Prev is straight and all of the -phobics
@poseidon-offical @aphrodite-offical @artemis-offical
prev is a faithful spouse
fuckinuhhhh idk @onion-opinions-offical hello son
Prev talks to all his children and has a fear of water
Hi dad :)
@cloud-offical @the-officallings-offical @the-police-offical
prev is wanted for warcrimes
@murder–offical
prev has committed war crimes and hides it by becoming a cop
@chaos-ducks + open tags :3
prev is an upstanding citizen
@ivysbea @i-am-a-duck-collector @duck-offical @evil-bread-offical @rottingpresident @goldfishinabottle @randommariithings @traderotales + open tags and people I missed!
prev is a goose
@twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical @old-mcdonald-farmer-offical
i paid eating offical to eat prev
@black-death-offical @red-solo-cup-offical
idc if youve done it before do it again/j/lh/pos
@belphegor-offical @thought-process-offical @evil-bread-offical
(three people randomly selected from the slideshow :3)
prev is a very young farmer @pandora-offical @shangdi-offical
@eating-offical @farting-offical
prev is definitely not a lethal disease and is actually a nice and normal pathogen! @those-goddamned-stairs-offical
tag game!!
Do this picrew of yourself, and tell me one thing you did today!
I got to say hi to all my friends and catch up on stuff after not having my phone for a week :]
@mintymooshroom @onyxofc @pandagobrr @amethysttable @theembergazer @silverdragon889 @sylki221b-of-the-shire @saltinegam @sleepywillowo0o
I had an argument on when the CW Flash fell off for like an hour @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @raphael-offical @leviathan-offical @the-figure-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @wizardex-yt @grim-reaper-offical @jeff-offical and all the ands that I forgot
I have not done anything today.
@catboy-offical @satan-offical @god-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @microwave-offical ...and anybody else I didn't mention
Hi I'm microwave and I burnt someone's grapes by accident and can't forgive myself! (Also this Picrew is of the person who runs this account bc idk how to personify a microwave.)
@eating-offical @victorian-child-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @raphael-offical @truth-offical @the-police-offical @the-first-imp-offical @the-apple-offical @time-offical @onion-opinions-offical @official--eve @purgatory-waiting-room-offical
@drinking-offical @farting-offical @guillotine-offical @grims-horse-offical @grim-reaper-offical @homosexuality-offical @jeff-offical @leviathan-offical @catboy-offical @moon-offical
I AM YOUR FLATULENCE AS WELL AS EVERYONE ELSE'S!!!
and I celebrated Matariki today!! there was soup and kumara bread!!! @eating-offical @drinking-offical @those-goddamned-stairs-offical @not-a-monster-offical
Farts float around in open air, pondering. Are they made of air or is air made of them? they scream for they do not know.
this has been fart facts!!