[stmchr]

                 I’ll be right back!        I’ll be right back!        I’ll be right back!

independent   &&selective    STU MACHER    aka    ghostface    from   scream ( 1996 ) .     funky  fresh,   canon questioning  &&   endured  by  schiff .

[fcches]

had first therapy thingy today, was emotionally exhausting, will just rewatch scream for the tenth time this year with my gf bc thats our comfort movie thanks have a wonderful day friends

[bruisedconscience]

𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐭, 𝐈 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐭, 𝐈 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐭! 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧’ 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐭! 𝐈𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞! 

@bruisedconscience​ | 𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢-𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 feat. 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐦𝐚𝐧 

[fcches]

ᴠᴇʟᴠᴇᴛɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ .

                                  she looks at him with an incredulous stare.   she’s heard it all before,  the pleads of innocence  -  the speech about being an upstanding citizen without a trace of a criminal record against their name,   …   but she’s also used to crimes a little bigger than a petty theft.   if she had her own way,  she’d be somewhere else right now,  questioning the perpetrator of a  large - scaled  crime.  instead,  she’s left interrogating a man who may  (  or may not  )  have dipped his hand into a tip jar.      ❝  look,  mr  fuches,  yes?   i can attest to the fact that this seems to have gotten just a little out of hand for what it is,  but the owner of that shop witnessed you putting your hand into that jar so,  by nature,  i have to question you.  perhaps it was a moment of vulnerability?  i can see why a jar full of money would be  appealing and hard to resist but - well,  we shouldn’t take what isn’t ours.  that’s fair,  isn’t it?  whether or not there was barely twenty pounds in there … ,  just be careful next time,  other officers won’t be as forgiving.    ❞  because she’s aware,  despite her position,  how far those who do the same job as her go.  he got lucky this time.  

he could take the hand offered,   surely it would be an easy escape but then he would be part of the system .   should his data be filed away for later use and thus force him to admit defeat ?   no nonono,   there are horns growing beneath a blackened crown,   it should be gold,   just the best for him but fuches is stuck with this petty bullshit .   so,   lips curve to hide the knowing smile,   the slop widens until his grimace looks almost heartbroken .    ❛   but you have to understand it wasn’t like that at all !   ❜   brows furrow,   his mask is flawless only topped by the sniffle added to his words .   oh his forked tongue has an easy time finding anything but the truth,   spinning syllables around and around until proper circumstances are merely a suggestion .    (   barry wants to be an actor but hey,   where is fuches’ emmy ?   )  ❛   i had  WANTED   to give the man a tip but my wedding ring slipped off and you know,   well,   i couldn’t exactly let him keep it !   ❜   very noticeable,   his ring finger lays bare atop the table and yet it would take but a miniscule movement to claps his hands together beneath the damned surface .   no,   almost as a challenge,   with confidence hiding beneath the painted on sorrow,   he lets her see his hands .   

[fcches]

ᴋᴀsᴘʙʀᴀᴀᴋsᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ .

fcches · :  ❛   before i do anything , i ask myself “ would an idiot do that ” ?   ❜

Yep. That sounded like a good plan.

Eddie had been in LA for a few months now, after Derry. He came back with Richie, who had reconnected with his brother Barry, and everything seemed okay now. If this guy was a friend of Barry, then there was no reason to give him the cold shoulder. If he was making a new life out here, might as well get settled completely.

“It probably works better if you have someone’s face to put to the ‘idiot’,” he said, roasting Richie without him even being there.

❛   exactly !   ❜   hands come together in a thunderous clap .   this guy is fun;   alarming in the way that he is barry’s brother’s partner  but  OH  the attitude !    if he weren’t innocent,   untouched by crime,   he would be a man after fuches’ liking .   (   it’s therefore vital to spend as little time as possible near eddie .   )      ❛   and as soon as you’ve found your idiot who would do the thing ——  you don’t have to do it anymore .   ❜  

stop .   too close to the truth .   he rewinds,   let’s hands gesticulate vaguely as laughter try to wipe the foul words away .   what comes from the rotten tongue is an excuse in everything but the name .   ❛   or you know,   just don’t do it in general because chances are,   well,   chances are it will go wrong .   ❜

[lwyr-a]

4  .    )           there      is      so      much      potential      to      waste  .            he      could’ve      been      something      great    (    if      he      weren’t      what      he      is    )    but      the      fact      of      the      matter      is      that      he      is      even      better      now  .            unbeaten,            not      to      be      silenced      or      else      he      will      find      a      way      to      get      the      matter      taken      out  .            may      his      path      be      littered      with      the      remnants      of      darkness,           may      each      footstep      leave      a      bloodied      print  behind  .          but      nothing      can      ever      touch      him  .          that      has      already      been      ensured  .           ——            //            ind      pri      original      barry      inspired      oc  .            dully      noted      by      schiff  .

[fcches]

[  @velvetipped​  /  ❤  ]

❛   excuse me,   i  ——  ehm,   i am an upstanding citizen ?   i happily follow the law and would never,   NEVER   do such a thing !    ❜   a scoff .   play it up,   they ain’t got the nerve to disprove this claim .   oh,   he is but an old man caught at the wrong time in the wrong place .   the devil wears a nice mask  &  they tell tales of a man like him,   these perfect half-truths that flow oh so much easier than anything else .   (   the goods have learned how to fly already .   )   so the lie drip drops from a forked tongue and a honeyed smile proves the point .   harmless .   ❛   petty theft ?   now,   i’m sure there is a reasonable explanation for this !    ❜  

[textsfromthehitman]

[fcches]

             but     barry,         at     the     end     of     this     episode,         kind     of     realizes,         like ,             ❝           OH,         that    was        ——        that    was    going    into    the    arms    of    the    DEVIL .          ❞

[fcches]

` ˏ ⋆ STARTER CALL ⋆ ˎˊ  

[fcches]

whispers :   hey,,, where my barry’s at, i gotta emotionally hurt people,   i have a quote to fill

[fcches]

if    you    say    fuche’s    name    three    times    he’ll    come    over    and    ruin    your    life

[fcches]

sometimes i think abut the og script for the barry pilot and how it suggests barry and fuches had never seen each other before and that fuches has multiple hitmen under his belt.  it’s a cool concept but you know whats cooler? the sideblog i have for the lawyer barry mentions to have hooked up with

[realremyd]

[fcches]

monkey monkey monkey man :/

it is i,  the stinky monkey man !  >:(

[viktorhargreves]

barry lying to fuches

[turquoise27]