Ficto-darling

MDNI - I self ship with Ultimis Edward Richtofen from CoD Zombies - 🩸💉

[ficto-darling]

⭐ About Me ⭐

You can call me Darling! I use he/him pronouns, and I'm 27

Minors do not interact please, you will be blocked on sight

I self ship specifically with Ultimis Richtofen from Call of Duty Zombies, he's my horrible disgusting husband /affectionate

I'm very fond of "Don't like don't read", and I'm anti censorship

Please let me know if you need or want me to tag something!

I'm really mostly going to post here about my f/o, share posts that remind me of him, and things of that nature

Regarding doubles: I'd really prefer to not interact, but I'm not going to block you over it

As a side note, this is a side blog. I try to keep my main private from this one 🥹🙄

[shitstainzzz]

[nightlight-selfships]

"Why would my f/o love me?" Well, why wouldn't they? There's nothing wrong with allowing yourself to think your f/o could and would love you. There's nothing wrong with reminding yourself that you're enough, and that includes for them.

[ficto-darling]

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As a follow up to my other post, imagine your f/o reading to you! It's a cold and rainy day, and the two of you are snuggled up on the couch. Theres a pile of blankets and pillows all around, and the two of you share your warmth beneath the blanket. You watch the rain streak down the windowpane as your f/o reads to you. They're doing different voices for each character. When you pause for a break, the two of you chat about what you think will happen next in the book!

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[ficto-darling]

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Imagine reading to your f/o. They rest their head on your lap, eyes closed as they listen intently. You worry a few times that they've fallen asleep as you read. But when you stop, they crack an eye open, or they ask you about what's going to happen next

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[egobyte]

F/O who acts extremely cocky but gets away with it because it makes you flustered.

They are pushy with you, maybe even rude, but it doesn’t matter cause you find it attractive. Every single snide comment, every boundary crossed, every time they bully you, it’s all swept under the rug because you get so horny from it.

And they know this, so they can use it to their advantage however they please, stepping all over you because you get such a pretty red when called mean names or ruthlessly teased to the point tears prick your eyes.

“Oh baby, is that too much?” They ask, cocking their head in faux sympathy, smile wide.

You shake your head, assuring them it’s okay, squeezing your legs together to hide your arousal, blushing harder when they catch you in the act.

“Oh, you’re getting off to that?” They laugh, “I could tell you the worst possible things and you’d still fall in love with me, now wouldn’t you?”

And it’s humiliating because they’re right.

[ficto-darling]

If your f/o has an outfit that isn't exactly reasonable for you to wear (maybe they wear a massive suit of armour, or something like that), what kinds of outfits would you build that are inspired by them?

[ficto-darling]

I love the idea of dressing like your f/o very much. However, Ultimis Richtofen only has like 3 canon outfits? The uniform [small disclaimer here, he is outwardly outspoken against the regime] we all see him in, the space suit on Ascension, and then the PES suit on Moon.

I could not wear his main outfit outside, because I would (understandably) get punched in the face. I have definitely thought about wearing an outfit inspired by him before though. Maybe a white dress shirt, black dress pants (undecided on actual dress pants or sourcing some actual uniform pants), a black tie, and some nice boots

[ficto-darling]

Richtofen booty shorts or Richtofen in the femboy amazon basics skirt with the thigh highs

Can I not have both? Not that I think his ass could really fill out either mind you. I don't imagine him to be particularly blessed in the ass department

I just want him to show off those legs 🤤🤤🤤

If I absolutely had to choose, booty shorts so long as it's paired with a crop top. I think it's a huge shame that men don't wear booty shorts and crop tops more often. It's so hot! Show off your legs, lemme get a peek at your tummy

I'm gonna run my tongue up his stomach, hands gripping on his thighs

[ficto-darling]

Would you like it if you were sweeping the floor and then Richtofen comes up behind you and takes your hands and starts guiding your hands as you sweep and presses up against your back?

I had to pick this one up and put it down a few times. I read this, and I swear my face got so red

Yes. 1000 times yes. I love little domestic things like this. I love the idea of him coming up behind me and guiding my hands to do things. Washing the dishes while he hugs me from behind. I want to sit with him outside, and watch the sun rise over top of the trees, fingers intertwined together

[ficto-darling]

Do you have a kink for Richtofen helping you with math problems and sensually typing in the numbers into the answer box?

Honestly, I think I have a kink for anything he does. He could read out a random recipe in German to me, and I'd get hard

But to actually get more into what you're asking, I love being taken care of. I don't think he would actually do domestic life if he were real, because frankly I just don't think it's his vibe. However this is my fantasy, and I can choose to interpret him how I please. I think he would help me out, but also sass me a little about it at the same time

[ficto-darling]

Would you rather Richtofen eat you out or you suckle on Richtofen's wrinkly ballsack

I'm not super into having my ass eaten, so I guess I'd rather suck his balls. I think I could reduce him to a whiny, pathetic whore, and that's exactly where I like him hehe

Actually I'd rather dominate him up to a certain point, before he overpowers me and takes back control

[ficto-darling]

Would you rather Richtofen stripped and covered in oil and then was slipping around your rectum like a worm OR Richtofen dipping you in and out of an industrial size giant size pot of boiling hot oil so that you got really crispy and greasey and then he ate you and started fucking you but like inwards?

What the fuck, genuinely what the actual fuck

Anyway to actually answer your question

I almost said I think I'd rather him vore me? But then my mind took a sharp turn thinking about oiled up Richtofen. So

Oiled up Richtofen for sure. Plus I'm sure he'd have issues keeping it up anyway because of his age, so him slipping around in my ass like a worm isn't too out of the question for sure

[ficto-darling]

would you rather a dildo shaped like Richtofen (his whole body) OR real Richtofen shrunken down and shoved up your rectum?

I had to think about this for a while before answering it

Ultimately, I think I'd rather a shrunken down Richtofen. I think he would be fun to play with. I don't think I'd like to shove him up my ass though

Now I'm just thinking about carrying him around him in my pocket. I'd pull him out to ask him stuff, and now I'm getting all fucking romantic about him

NSFW below the cut

In the case of your ask, I think I'd prefer to torture him sexually. Tie him down to something, and just hold a vibrator to his cock until he can't take it anymore. I want him to cum all over himself so that I can shame him for it. He's a gross old pervert, so I think that'd just make him hard

Although I would be so fucked if he happened to find a way to grow back to his regular size. He would do whatever he wanted, and honestly I'd be okay with that. To fully surrender control to him, I think I could rather happily that way :) Anyway, that's a little off topic. And I don't think people are interested in hearing about an intentionally toxic 24/7 D/s relationship (it's fiction to me at the end of the day, so who cares)

[ficto-darling]

5 inches deep into pre-MPD Richtofen, post-corruption Richtofen 5 inches in you. Which way are you moving?

Onto post-corruption Richtofen, full stop

I love him sick and evil. He can do whatever he wants with me 🥺🥺🥺

[chilewithcarnage]

probably feels good af to latch your jaws onto someone and not let go

[yumeshipdark]

Yume Imagine

Imagine 💜❤️💭... Your f/o gets cloned and all of the versions of them want to touch you and kiss you #Yume #Yumeimagine